John Kitchin:  True Gnostic, Source Visionary

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Today’s thought:  "Tantric sex will cure your desire for suicide, but suicide will also cure your desire for tantric sex.  They are mutually exclusive, you know."   ♦  My last words?  I'm an emergency Red Cross disaster relief ham operator, with experience operating worldwide networks.  I seen worse.  ♦  The new tax-tax calls for you to list all of the taxes you pay on one form.  Then, add them all up, calculate 10%, and mail it in.  ♦  I'm working on a Twitter ap that gives the Homeless Lunch Menu at Vinnie's, so you can browse it on your Blackberry!  ♦  "It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave:  Keep on thinking free."  Moody Blues, "On the Threshold of a Dream".   ♦   I remember the days when you could use a police radar gun for an insect fogger.  The microwaves would barbecue the bugs, leaving the area for your barbecue insect-free.  ♦  The only thing gutsier than putting your diary on-line is also making it Public Domain!  ♦  Previous in this section on a new page called, "wit", GoToWIT.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Censored info revealed today:  The past ten days have been difficult to say the least.  I'm faced with ethical nightmares, extreme needs of tantric sex, zero spirituality, and even wrote my own obituary.  This time of year I do maintain zero love in my heart, which makes me appreciate the rest of the year.  Censored out of my diary here, by me, it goes like this:

It all started when I went to Del Mar for the opening day of the horse races.  I was going to bet the parlay Perfecta, not realizing it had been banned, and so was I, at least from betting.  I can't go to Vegas, either, as I am too able to predict the future.  That's actually far more common than you think.  I was permitted to enter the Funny Hat contest and Del Mar does welcome the publicity I generate as a reporter.  Inspired a few new jokes.

On the way up, I noticed that there were no extra Coaster trains to deal with Del Mar.  Budget cutbacks.  So, I had to take an Amtrak out of Downtown San Diego (SD-South) to Solana Beach Station, (SD-North).  That's sort of like taking United Airlines across town, from Chicago Midway to Chicago O'hare.  I quipped about it on the way, and hob-nobbed with the zillionaires, drinking Corona with me at 10 AM.  Amtrak has bar service, but we took our drinks back to our seats.

Made me realize the difference between when I had some money versus now.  My "my photo" page has me at a fancy restaurant with a media hottie.  I observed the rich people, and rode the London buses with them to the racetrack, pretending to be one of them. By the end of the day, I was suicidal that I can no longer do any of this stuff.  I couldn't even afford a Pepsi, much less food.  I cover Del Mar a little bit on Page SD.

Anyone with Alzheimers needs to plan their own death, and I stepped up that process by 30 years to write my obituary and begin planning my demise.  I recall 20 years ago a newspaper article accusing me of the horrific crime of "mental illness", which caused me to lose all my friends, and autistics don't have many.  Not one word was true.

Then, I ran into hope.  A graduate student in Social Welfare, 21 years old, asked me if I needed anything desperately that I couldn't even dream about asking for.  I said, "Tantric sex."  She said yes, knowing exactly who I was, and the people running the event pulled her into the back room and ejected me.  So much for suicide prevention.

That caused me to come to the conclusion that society does not deserve whatever good I could do for it.  My entire bio book now exists, but only in my head, and not one word of it on paper or digital.  I made plans to meet with the lady mentioned, but same were blocked.  I argue that I could teach her more in 3 months than she could learn in several years of college.  And, age 21 is plenty old enough to make one's own choices, especially at the intelligence level of a grad student!  I'd be using gnosis to take advantage of her?  She's as gnostic as I am!  Not as experienced, but I can fix that, and she knows it.

I will be withholding a great deal of information, available only in the book (via purchase) or at personal appearances.  We have a word for a personal appearance that is the most personal of all personal appearances.  It's called "dating".  I have never been married, and was cheated out of a great deal of that sort of thing when younger.  I stake my claim with complete ethical impunity.

Trying now to enroll at a university.  They all want me to teach, but I can't do that for fear of having the conflict of interests produced by dating a student.  I'm technically a "professor" from my days at the now-defunct Milwaukee Free University, but if I'm merely a grad student, what business is it of anyone's should 2 grad students who are 40 years different in age are dating?  She'd have to be both gnostic and super-intelligent.  And, the biggest problem is that everyone is too set in their ways too quickly.  How young and how well-educated, minimum?  Good question.

I always wanted to go to grad school and was prohibited from doing it, because of my autism.  Get the fuck out of my way, or you will run into God, and not like it.   Not ethical to demand sex from any priestess I supervise, plus they are very settled in their ways.  I'm someone who took 58 years to grow up.

Just wrote an article on Scientology for the San Diego Reader.  If they don't pay $50 for it, which I badly need, it will both be up for grabs to other media, and published here.  I need to give them a few more days to see if they want it.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Unable to access this website and type in my blog.  Will try again tomorrow.  Featured will be the censored information oft written about below.  There is currently a tug of war between various web operators causing extreme hacking.

Monday, July 26, 2010

City Council meeting today, to raise taxes and ban Floatopia.  Media Page, www.nz9f.com/M.

Sunday, July 25, 2010  ♦  Photo of Yahweh Gabriel, who calls himself by the nickname Maroni.  He is an "angel" and the photo is NOT actual, merely a rendition, in accordance with the Official Secrets Act.  Photo Copyright 2010, John Kitchin.  All Rights Reserved.

Alien?  Well, God Himself is not human, plus also an intelligent being, right?  Our word for that is "alien".  God is an alien, and while that means that God did not come from this world, this world did definitely come from God.  This is what a real angel looks like.  This is Yahweh Gabriel, who calls himself Maroni.  Photo NOT actual, which would be a felony under OSA, the Official Secrets Act.  The pages censored out by me go way above and beyond this simple stuff.  Anybody want a schematic diagram and blueprints for a "Klingon" (reference to fictional Star Trek) cloaking device?

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Editorial on Comic-Con, Media Page, www.nz9f.com/M, and Publishing Page (P), now becomes "Payment" Page, for whatever you want to buy, outside of the Thrift Store, Air Conditioning, and certain other specialties.  Currently have 6 pages censored out by ME.  SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS SITE!

Friday, July 23, 2010  3 new Bite Me! jokes & Homeless solution, page www.nz9f.com/homeless.

Thursday, July 22, 2010  First Day of Comic-Con       

No press pass (denied) but since everybody knows me, no problem!   I had full access to the event.

Took yesterday off to visit Opening Day at the Del Mar Racetrack.  Did no betting, but entered the Hat Contest.  Trying for "Most Outrageous Hat", I had a hat too outrageous to be considered, that lampooned the whole event.  Many in attendance thought I deserved the honorable mention "Most Photographed Hat", or even "Best Hat Found in a Trash Dumpster".  I did stand-up comedy, and even sang the parody Del Mar Thoroughbred parody song of "Where the Surf Meets the Turf", called, "Where the Herds meet the Turds".  Yes, I wrote it, and when I can get the Song Page working properly, I'll sing it for you.  It's an audio humor "Bite Me".  Del Mar News is covered on the San Diego Tourism Page, www.nz9f.com/SD.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010  Opening Day at Del Mar

Never bet on the horsies, but today may be different.  Unable to get a form at Caliente, but I'm ready to give the Perfecta a try (see yesterday, below).  Cute hottie wanted to date me, and I told her that back East that happens a lot, but out west here in the Mormon States of America, they don't tolerate 40-year age separations in couples.  She told me that's true, but does not apply to a Pagan Bishop.  Yup, she is right.  And, she must read me.  Dropped some marvelous photos of the new Klingon Trolley Stop, tourism page, www.nz9f.com/SD. 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

One of the intellectual think-tanks at SDSU (that's San Diego State University, for those of you in Bejing reading this in Chinese or Mandarin) honored me, and I thank them for that.  It was for my accomplishments in Philosophy, Chapter 4 of my book, or www.nz9f.com/philosophy.   New article today in the Media Page, M, called "Inside the DNC", an inside perspective on the Democratic National Committee.  New local news on the tourism page of San Diego, www.nz9f.com/SD, regarding the Space Invasion of visitors to Comi-Con, the International Comic Book Convention!  And remember, Del Mar horse race season starts tomorrow!  John Schlitz will be attempting to use his prophecy abilities as a Gnostic Visionary to attempt to bet the Perfecta, a two-dollar bet specifying all winners of the day that results in a prize of up to $30,000.00.

Monday, July 19, 2010

New today:  I added the headline "Aliens Land in San Diego to Attend Comi-Con!" and some photos on the San Diego Tourism Page, www.nz9f.com/SD. I actually got angry yesterday, which is very rare, because of being hacked.  And, being hacked by a major institution of the internet.  I also ended up putting a camera on-line to pay my cellular bill.  A digital camera.  Not a web-phone!  Internet Explorer came up in the viewfinder.  What's next, e-mail on my wristwatch?  We have the tech, receive only.  I will be adding to my "Social Networking For Yourself and Friends" at www.nz9f.com/my_photo.

Emergency Addendum, Sunday, July 18, 2010:

Most interesting day so far!  Hacked by a major institution of the Internet, and can prove felony intent, I think.  Look guys, internet or not, you need to GO TO PRISON.  Like God said, "What part of bishop..."  Well, what part of AT&T-Yahoo Bell Systems Detective do YOU not understand?  This was not NSA.  Never mind who it was.  Criminal Indictment pending.

Sunday, July 18, 2010  My Day Off.  Visiting the San Diego Museums in Balboa Park.  My e-mails and photos were opened, unauthorized, as I visited the UFO exhibit.  Somebody may have thought they were real UFO photos!  See bottom of this page, left.  Will try to put clips of the comedy "Orgasmo" on-line, the story of a Mormon missionary who becomes a porn star.  Adult comic book, hilarious action-hero who stuns people with a vibrator.  In honor of Comi-Con.  Politics rates it NC-17, but I rate the movie PG-13.  It's not porn.  Watch for a clip on the new Video Page, www.nz9f.com/video.   Social Networking page, www.nz9f.com/my_photo has a picture of the hottie I went to the $300 dinner with, and John Schlitz at a local library.

Saturday, July 17, 2010  Bonus:  2 more homeless solutions on the Homeless Assembly Page, www.nz9f.com/homeless, below the lead story.

Editorial on the Republican Propaganda Page, www.nz9f.com/RP. Also, if I get it typed in, more Bite Me! humor on broadcasting and Latter-Day Saints.  www.nz9f.com/bite_me   Also contains right-column material on the "god of money".  Editorial on M  www.nz9f.com/M, the Media Page, and Home-blog here on hacking Ma Bell.  New photos and help group on the help page, and new photo on Page B, www.nz9f.com/B. I will not be able to get this all in today, as I do not have enuf computer time.

Prayed to God complaining of not enough spiritual resources, and got the answer, "What part of the word Bishop do you not understand?"  Okay. 

Hacking Bell Telephone as the Phone Freek John Schlitz:

I gotta be careful, as I'm running just over 140,000 hits a month, less than 1% of them on this USA website.  The remote sites, including 2 in China and one in Australia, are preferable to logging on here, because NSA listing often causes frequent users to lose their jobs or become evicted from their housing.  In some cases, you can get included in a terrorism data-base.  The crime of being a Democrat, I suppose!  I condemn violence, and suggest inexpensive peaceful solutions.  Does that make me a terrorist?  The Chinese sites are in Chinese and Mandarin; the Aussie site is in English.  Can't give you the addresses.  Shop around.

Back to Yahoo-Bell:  Long ago I really did hack AT&T.  I wrote for 2 underground newspapers in Madison, Wisconsin, one called "Off The Pigs!" and the other "Take Over!"  A "pig", by the way, is a corrupt cop or government employee.  Not corrupt = not a pig.  I did Ma Bell a favor as the notorious Milwaukee Telephone Freek John Schlitz:  When the newspaper decided to publish all the computer access codes, I made sure that they published the wrong ones.  Not only that, I arranged it so that anybody who hacked Bell would be caught.  I was working as a police detective, and it is in my bio, www.nz9f.com/R.

Ex-hippies in Milwaukee are going to be stunned, because I never told anybody.  My entire career as detective, I wore long hair, a beard, a dirty t-shirt, usually with holes in it, and tennis shoes.  The idea was that there was no possible way that this guy could be a cop!  I ended up having to do a small amount of hacking myself, in order to be believed.  I once wired all the pay phones in Milwaukee to make free calls, if you knew what passcode to dial.  I had bigger fish to fry, as these guys were trying to attack longlines.

The only phone that was free for everybody was the one in Joynt Venture, the biggest headshop on Brady Street.  I wired it to work for free, because the DEA had it under constant wiretap.  I wasn't DEA, but we worked together.  Whoever in LDS decided to send me to prison for the length of my hair, well, you need to get stabbed with a cooked organic carrot.  I expect the Mormons to scream about having to give me my $310 million in extremely fair damages.  Will that happen?  Let me force it to.  How?  There are several ways to do that, and without any extortion nor illegality.  God will tell you.

Friday, July 16, 2010  Bonus:  RP Republican Propaganda editorial reply today, www.nz9f.com/RP.   Coming soon:  "Voters Oppose Tax Increases", Page M, and "Long Ago I Used to Hack AT&T".  That last one is misleading, because I was on their side, helping to bust hackers, as an undercover cop.

New mailbox for the HIP (Homeless Intellectuals Program) of VOGUE, the newest political party.  It is voguehip@hotmail.com.  Meetings on the web.  New Bite Me! humor is being prepared lampooning the LDS (Mormons or Latter-Day Saints) and broadcast humor, too.  First 2 jokes today.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Border guy asked me if I was living the dream.  Had an air conditioning customer call me today, and I got to avoid a one-hour explanation by having him go to my website.  Air Conditioning is www.nz9f.com/A.  Updates to the index, but more work needed.  Will add an alphabetic one.  New organization in the process of forming, HIP, Homeless Intellectuals Program, at www.nz9f.com/HIP.   Perhaps they can call us...hippies?

Tues and Wed, July 13 and 14, 2010  Page H today, the City Council Housing Committee, www.nz9f.com/H.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Hilarious new joke on "Bite Me" page, www.nz9f.com/bite_me; Minutes of the Homeless Action Team on Homeless Page, www.nz9f.com/H.

Sunday, July 11, 2010  New on the Republican Propaganda Page, www.nz9f.com/RP.  Great stuff!  New San Diego tourism page, too, at www.nz9f.com/SD.  3 new Bite Me humor installments today, and a bunch of photos on the San Diego tourism page.  Humor:  www.nz9f.com/bite_me .

Saturday, July 10, 2010

News, from bad to good:  Republican Union-Tribune newspapers are a dollar each in Mexico, but I coughed up the extra cash to read one while waiting 2 hours in the border line today.  Free copies of the Spanish version, Enlace, were being given away, and there were a few takers, but not many.  Many Mexicans consider that paper to be an amusement, and read it to laugh at the editorials.  Too intelligent to believe the propaganda. 

The trash bin 75 feet past the give-away point was full to overflowing with copies of that paper, and another trashcan, 150 feet farther down the line, was buried 3 feet deep in copies of Enlace.  A man was collecting newspapers, and I asked him what the recycling payment rate was in Tijuana.  He told me they were for his dog kennel.  He raises puppies.  Another useful product from the Republican Union-Tribune.

Frustrated with life, progress, and all that, I actually contemplated suicide last night.  Conclusion:  Can't do that at least until I have enough brilliance on-line that the stupid apes we call "society" realize what they missed.  They don't want to know, of course, and will cover it all up.  Got some new downloads from a "higher power" to help, and I am now operating at the speed of a Cray.

Better news:  Immediate effect of better mental processing is that I finally identified the perpetrator who, back in 1982 thru 1984, had me unjustly convicted of 5 felonies, knowing that I was not guilty, and sent to prison, causing me to lose a million-dollar business.  It took cooperation from a crooked DA, the Latter-Day-"Saints", the Jews, CourtWatch, the news media, crooked lawyers and psychiatrists, and even a corrupt Better Business Bureau.  I am about to charge the United States Republican Political Party with multiple counts of intentional Felony Obstruction of Justice.  No Statute of Limitations on cases involving gnosis.

Great news:  Arranging a partnership with Google to develop a new Social Networking Site, to compete with Facebook.  A few details, leaving 99% out, are on this website on the Internet Page (i), www.nz9f.com/i.

Friday, July 9, 2010

New "Assembly Pages" will compile all information about a single topic, so you do not have to hunt all over this site for it.  The first one, containing things from 8 different web-pages, will be on Homeless Solutions in San Diego.  The index for the Assembly Pages will be www.nz9f.com/AP (Assembly Pages).

I formed a new Political Party last night, and more information and a new editorial can be found at www.nz9f.com/vogue.   Vogue criticizes not only the Jackasses, but the Dumbos (elephants) as well.  Walt Disney would be proud.

Editorial on San Diego 211, a competing Public Service website, page M.

Today's diary, blog, and humor are on the Vogue Page, www.nz9f.com/vogue.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

New Internet idea in Social Networking, more bold and modern than Facebook, on page i, Internet Page, www.nz9f.com/i.  Extra Edition:  Editorial today critical of San Diego's other info site, 211, on Media Page, www.nz9f.com/M.

Finally, delayed by 3 nonworking computers, camera problems, web shutdowns, spam, and a physical attack on me personally, I can give the minutes of what happened at the Ocean Beach town hall meeting dealing with Homeless Intolerance.  The meeting was packed, with 200 people divided up into groups of 15 or so per group.  A sheet was passed out, written by Kathryn Rhodes and Conrad Hartsell, indicating that California state law makes city governments responsible for finding everyone housing, and county governments responsible for food and medical care. 

Rhodes’ paper says there are 4,000 homeless, but the San Diego Grand Jury found 7,000, and the Census many more than that.  I’ve been in the secret camps, and also observed sex-housing (prostitution in lieu of rent) and slavery-housing (domestic servitude in lieu of rent), so my estimate is 200,00 homeless, effectively.  Most do not admit being homeless.  The San Diego Union-Tribune, in an article that I criticized on the (RP) Republican Propaganda page, said we had 500 homeless.

The article by Rhodes also suggests forming a JPA (Joint Powers Authority) to handle the homeless.  I agree, and so does the Grand Jury Report.  I suggested using SANDAG, as it already exists, has offices, has staff, and has representatives from all the government units locally.  It would now take on the issue of housing for the poor and unemployed, in addition to its duties as coordinator of public transportation.  Rhodes also says the CCDC (Center City Development Corp.) plan to end homelessness has failed.  Obviously.

My disagreements with the report are that the Midway Post Office should be used for housing, and that’s a mistake due to infrastructure problems, particularly transportation issues.  Too far from the trolley.  We gotta eat.  I suggest locations near 3^rd and C or 5^th and C, with access to the trolley and also the buses on Broadway.  City Hall would be perfect, if they ever get around to building a new one.  Can San Diego get federal funding for a new City Hall, if we convert our old City Hall to a low-income housing project for those currently homeless? 

Another good choice would be the old Pep Boys building on 11^th and Market, or the California Theatre, next door to City Hall, on 3^rd and C.  Remember that over half of the homeless are handicapped!  We get to meal programs by trolley, and walking one extra block using your cane or walker is difficult.  Neal Good Center is too far from any trolley stop, but maybe a new stop could be added at 17^th and Commercial, 2 blocks south of the center.  This has the added advantage of separating the Petco Park baseball transit patrons, at 12^th and Imperial, from the homeless.  That’s a win-win for everybody. 

The Rhodes paper criticized the City from taking money away from Alpha Project, Neil Day, and same is a valid criticism.  Neil Day and Father Joe’s Villages (St. Vincent de Paul) are the foundation, and the dominoes holding up the framework of homeless rescue here.  Without these 2 essential services, there would probably be rioting, and people walking their dogs thrown thru plate glass windows.  Not good for tourism, community, condo sales, etc.  Those two are critical programs.  If you need cuts, I’ve seen no reason to fund the San Diego Rescue Mission, nor God’s Extended Hands.

The paper continues that the City is funding Real Estate Developers with federal money intended for the homeless.  Well, San Diego City and County having the most corrupt governments in the nation is just something we need to fix, right?  Rhodes favors the World Trade Center Homeless Reservation, which we view as a Homeless Prison, but I don’t like it, for financial reasons.  $32 million will buy 64 $500,000 homes in La Jolla or Alpine, so how does that compare to a couple of hundred bed-spaces?  Let’s put 3 or 4 homeless each into luxury suburban homes with pools, at the same price!  PATH is a scheme to hose the taxpayers and get rich by doing so.  Sort of like George W. Bush’s Iraq War.  Is PATH part of LDS?  I’m just smelling the politics of it, that’s all.

I agree with the entire Rhodes paper, except the location issues.  Even reworking the entire public transportation system will never resolve these issues!  I want the homeless to have a veto over any location proposed, and we cannot be forced to live on Reservations.  Bad enough that anyone who applies for help is listed in the Fingerprint Terrorist Database.  I write about that elsewhere. 

Kathryn Rhodes can be contacted at:  Rhodes@laplayaheritage.com

John Kitchin reporting.

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Tuesday and Wednesday, July 6 and 7, 2010  EXTRA:  Huge computer virus and bogging (slowness) problems, the data-stream to NSA, CIA, and the rest of that alphabet soup causing huge data-entry problems.  Get better tech, guys!  If I were a terrorist, half this country would not exist at this time.  Cannot continue, and still have much data to enter.  Too slow, at the fastest internet speed in the world.

Apologies that I accidentally had a web-link to a porn site on one of my pages.  It was an accident.  I don't use them.  Typographical error.  Will be updating the Homeless Rescue Page at www.nz9f.com/H, but must first find a computer that works, in order to do so.   I will also install my Home Page diary, below, when I can find a working computer.  Attended the town hall meeting in Ocean Beach last night,  and was threatened on the way home!  Caused me to miss the last bus, and spend the night at Old Town trolley, after having to walk there from OB.  No blankets, nothing.  Pickup truck, California Plates 7H56680.  911 call on file.

Monday, July 5, 2010

New web page has a page number.  The San Diego Tourism Page is now at www.nz9f.com/SD.  Great to get a good keyboard today. 

I studied steno and can go 45 WPM, or maybe 70 on a good day.  New web idea on Page i (Internet), www.nz9f.com/i.

This web page continues at www.nz9f.com/homecontinued.

These are from the "Alien" museum exhibit at Balboa Park, but were intercepted by NSA, thinking they were real.