John Kitchin:  Engineer, Author, Minister

5.)  "We Welcome Your Complaints:  Shut the Fuck Up!"

Monday, Feb. 1, 2010, I wanted to complain that it took 2 hours standing in line to cross the border into the US, returning from work.  I was told it was a Mexican holiday.  Okay, no problem.

When I had the same problem two days later, I gently asked the Agent-In-Charge (chief) at San Ysidro if I could please be permitted to file a formal, written complaint.  He refused to take my written complaint, telling me to complain by telephone.

So, now my new complaint is as follows:  The CBP refused to accept my written complaint.  That's a valid complaint itself, all on its own!  Refusal to accept complaints?  Seems pretty basic to the entire complaints process, doesn't it?  And, it's a much bigger problem than my initial complaint, that of it taking too long to cross the border when returning from work!

I did suggest on this website a fingerprint identification scanner, because fingerprints have a long track record and huge data-base in Criminal Justice.

John Kitchin, Public Domain 2010.

1.)  Homelessness                     Public Domain, 2009. 

I did not volunteer for the job of spokesperson for the San Diego homeless, but wrote 5 editorials published by major newspapers regarding that problem.  I also advised the Mayor and Police Chief of the City of El Cajon, a suburb.  I seem to be the logical person, however, for a bunch of reasons:

Most help for the homeless is faith-based, and I am a minister.  I was a Chief Operations Officer in small business for 35+ years, so I know how to deal with details.  I have this website, dealing with resource information for the poor, including the food pantries and soup kitchens.  I've been homeless for 2 years, and wrote a book years ago on how to do it.  And, I write very well, being an author.

So, I get to write about homelessness, from a first-hand perspective, and you might call me an expert, having written a published book about same.  (Mama always said to obey the law, work hard, get a degree with good grades at a major university, do some graduate work, and someday you can live on the sidewalk in San Diego.)  Not.

I will begin by giving a brief description of the problem:  The homeless problem is primarily caused by the people dealing with it (ministers, counselors, social workers, politicians, etc.) having no real understanding nor knowledge whatsoever about homelessness.  They read some bullshit taught in college, figure it's true, and now they can "help" these unfortunate people.  Frustrating, isn't it?  If you're an expert, how long have you been homeless?

It doesn't work that way?  Yes it does.  If your bank came to you and quintupled your interest rate, you'd lose your house, just like I did.  Being homeless is literally a crime, so the word connotates criminality, and should be banned, such as the words "nigger" and "kike".  The politically-correct term for a homeless person is Real Estate Greed Economic Victim, or REGEV.  Abbreviated as Greed Victim.  Don't call me a homeless, and I won't call you a spic or a wop.  Fair enough?  (Let's at least talk about a different name.)

A huge number of homeless will not admit same, and a lot of that has to do with the derogatory word used.  Some is denial, some is pride, and some is anger.  San Diego has a million homeless that do not appear on any census, and cause California to be cheated out of representation in Congress, and cheated out of federal funds as a result.

I worked a long time as a night taxicab driver in San Diego, and learned a lot about the problem.  For example, thousands of young women, who would otherwise be homeless, live with rich older men in Pacific Beach and elsewhere, trading sex for a place to live.  That's ok?  Sure, but we're talking about 8 women living with one man.  And, some are underage.  Same thing in Hillcrest, only that's usually men and boys.  Welcome to San Diego.

That isn't being homeless?  Okay, then what about people who must move around, staying someplace else, with a different friend or temporary lover, every night?  Many thousands of  them, too.  Obviously, not visible to a census-taker, especially the underage people.

So, what is a homeless person?  The definition results in an answer of 40,000 who are on the street any given night, plus shelters, programs, sex-housing, and more.  A million homeless.  Homeless don't want to be found, stigmatized, or forced to work with the idiots who run our government.  Opinion?  Worse.  Opinion of their de-facto representative.  I didn't ask for the job.  You (plural) did.

Are you homeless because your landlord tripled your rent?  Because your real estate company sold your apartment?  Because your lender quintupled your monthly home loan payments?  Because the City tore down all the reasonably-priced housing to build million-dollar condos?

Substance abuse?  Mental illness?  Sorry to tell you, but the homelessness caused that, not the other way around.  Homelessness causes people who have never used drugs to become drug addicts, mentally ill, and very dangerous.  It causes a hatred for the police, government, and even the press.  Is that what you want?  San Diego has many hundreds of Ph.D.'s living on sidewalks.  So much for the value of an education!

I suggested many permanent all-year shelters, in diverse places, paid for by a tax on vacant real estate.  Most current "programs" are unacceptable to those on the street for a myriad of reasons.  I attended the "Homeless Convention" at City Hall, and lots of services were offered, but how many were specifically asked for?  I wanted storage space, transportation, and Section 8 housing.  No dice on any of that.

I want to live in the City of El Cajon, near where I used to live (for 30 years).  You want me to move to a different place?  I refuse.  People without housing can't be choosy?  GO FUCK YOURSELF.  I'm as human as you are.  If you move me to Chula Vista, I'd still be homeless, despite having a nice home.  It isn't home.  People without housing are extremely fussy, and need to be.  They/we also get very possessive over what little we have.

I predict that the confiscation of the tents and other needed equipment of the homeless by the police will result in a minimum of one or two dead officers.  That's a serious problem.  You needed to know that, and I hope I saved a cop's life writing this.

Homeless don't have a reason to live, and most do not believe in God or the Jesus-Shit brainwashing, either.  It can be argued that life in prison is easier.  Is that what your landlord or lender is sentencing you to? 

The whole story will take thousands of pages, but this is the intro requested.  I promise to accurately represent the truth as best I can, in the interest of solving a serious problem.  The Great George W. Bush Economic Depression continues. 

PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM:

Some Important Parts Appear on Page A6, Solutions.

Minimum Cost Homeless Solution:

Your Rights as a San Diego County Homeless Person:

1.)  You get Food Stamp, EBT, or SNAP assistance within 24 hours, Mon. thru Fri., holidays excluded.

2.)  You may apply for General Relief at the same time, although the process takes 30 days.  SSI and/or Disability Assistance will automatically be requested from the USA.

3.)  You have the right, one time only each year, to temporarily stay anywhere (public property) that you need to stay, 10 hours maximum.  Warning ticket, no fine.

4.)  You automatically get a free monthly trolley and bus pass, S/D/M, plus an ID card, at taxpayer expense.  You will also be given a free bike locker at a trolley station.  The usual bike locker rules do not apply to you.

5.)  You get the keys to all the City portable toilets, which are port-a-potties located everywhere.

6.)  You must register for all of these privileges.  Your Transit ID, issued by MTS, will contain a symbol for your status as Homeless.  It is a picture ID.  (See #4).

7.)  If you elect to stay in a rural area, instead of the city, your transit ID (with special Homeless symbol) will be accepted as full payment on any MTS Rural Bus.  Thank you for getting out of San Diego!

8.)  The Office of Emergency Assistance, San Diego County, will assist you further, if necessary.  Dial "211" from any phone (no coins required).

End.     John Kitchin       Public Domain, 2010.

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2.)  Capital Punishment      Public Domain, 2009.

Since there exist Class A, and even AAAA, linear amplifiers for human love, what's wrong with using it as a mode of death in capital penalty cases?   Lethal injection is too inhumane.  I propose death due to a massive dose of human love, enough to kill an elephant.   Death by orgasm.  What a way to die!

I have personally almost died several times in tantric sex with a High Priestess or female bishop, wide-open.  A few such people simultaneously discharging love like that could not be survived.  Put that into an amplifier, like Dr. Tesla did, and love could be used as a weapon.  A very humane lethal weapon.

PBS Broadcasting had a special called something like:  "The Mysterious Dr. Tesla."  Copies are on DVD in the San Diego County Library System.  He invented the Tesla Coil, a predecessor to tube-type vacuum tube gear.  We've come a long way since then, thru tubes to transistors, then integrated circuits, and now microprocessors.  At low powers, some of the liturgical religious microphones also amplify love for use in Spirituality.  At high powers, this sort of thing could even be applied to war.  More humane war, albeit just as lethal.

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3.)  We Are A Rainbow (Sherbet)     Public Domain, 2010.

Would I (Criminal Law, Page C5) actually make District Attorney Bonnie DuManis look bad?  No, not at all.  I admire her a lot, and voted for her.  It takes balls to run for District Attorney openly as a lesbian.  We need more women with balls.  Most women don't have any.  That'll change.

And, just like us screaming Religious Pagans, who are 99.9% still in the closet, posing as members of other religions, I have a dream that someday your religion, gender, sexual preference, and all that, won't matter.  People are people.  Except that I can't use the words, "I have a dream".  That phrase has already been taken.

As for what we Pagans think about Jews, Blacks, abortions, gays, lesbians, transgenders, and other cultures, such as Islam, you fail the test if you don't know the answer to that one already.  Illiteracy isn't a crime, but it's a shame.  Learn to read.

Don't ask me to be gay, and I won't ask you to be straight.  Gee, what a concept.  If only we would teach that.  The reason why we have Religious Freedom is that it is impossible to force anybody to believe anything.  Religion is like ice cream:  If it only came in one flavor, it would be boring.  There needs to be enough religions out there that one fits your beliefs, or makes you comfortable with it.  Don't ask me to be Presbyterian, and I won't ask you to be Semitic Pagan.  Can we live with that?  Pagans don't recruit.  Jews don't either.  Neither do gays.

You won't lose your church members on account of us.  Except the ones who think you suck, and demand something else.  Are there a lot of those?  Did you really want them, anyway?  I didn't think so.  And, as to sexual preferences, nobody can force your beliefs on that one, either.  One of my "wives" has a wife.  Complicated, but that's the religion biz.

Ancient Paganism (my religion), as opposed to Selena Fox's religion, Modern Paganism (the word "modern" comes from the goddess "Moderna", goddess of leisure) can boast fewer people in jails and prisons per capita than any other religious group.  So, if the effectiveness of a religion is to be measured by its ability to cause people to obey the law, and thus stay out of jail, Ancient Paganism is the most successful religion in the world.  We don't even have jail ministers, because, for the most part, we don't need them.  And, the few that find themselves incarcerated will have their needs served by Modern Wicca and such, even if that isn't, technically, their religion.  It's similar.

Most Ancient Pagans are actually Christian.  They worship Jesus, and He is the same Jesus that the Christians worship.  They're fed up with the way their religion was structured, and wanted a change.  Let's say that they were looking for new territory, and decided to start a Christian church of their own.  But the Christian churches wouldn't let them.  They were too outside of the box.

What if a branch of the Catholic Church decided to invert the roles of males and females?  The Mass is performed by a Catholic Priestess, nuns are men, altar girls help in the church services, and God is now Goddess, our Mother in Heaven.  That, quite literally, is a valid religion which operates today.  Secretly, of course.  Have they done anything wrong?  Should a female priest be able to baptize, perform weddings, and preside at funerals?  Most of you Protestants know the answer to that one. 

The only problem is this:  Too outside the box.  So, you have to become a Church of Ancient Paganism (middle of the 5-pointed star) designated as Christian, Avant-Garde.  You violated one basic principle of Christianity.  By the way, the female name for Jesus is Sophia.

So, if you want to officially become a church, you have to go looking for this John Schlitz guy, the Pagan Bishop.  I've been trying to call that guy on the phone for years, but I keep getting a busy signal.

John (Schlitz) Kitchin, Author, "We Are A Rainbow (Sherbet)", Public Domain, 2010.

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4.)  Please Become A Christian!

Many people think I mean that facetiously, but I don't.  You might have a much better life if you worship Jesus.  That's because Christianity generally persecutes other religions, just like the Roman Pagans once persecuted them.  Your life would be easier as a Christian, as would the lives of your family members. 

Christians have more money, time, ministers, and spiritual resources to take care of you than we do.  We don't recruit new members, but are faced with thousands who want to join.  There's a waiting list to get into most Ancient Pagan churches.  Sorry.  Religious secret.

As we get out of the closet more, Goddess only knows what's in store for us as a religious group.  Hopefully, most will find Wicca, or other Pagan forms, not us.  They have a problem accomodating everyone, too, but not as large a problem as we have.  We have, literally, designer religions.

If Christianity is not to your liking, try finding a completely different Christian church.  No dice?  Okay, how about Judaism?  Islam?  Buddhism?  Wicca?  We are only the last resort.  And, if there isn't an Ancient Pagan church to fit your liking, we'll help you design one.  Think of it as your own spiritual website.

You'll need information (Page C8) on the ground rules, plus artifacts, clergy, specific rules for your church, and possibly some instruction on Ancient Pagan spirituality.  Can happen.  You're better off with Wicca than us, but if you can give me a valid reason, you're in.

So, PLEASE try to fit in as a Christian.  And, if you can't, it's better that you have some religion, any religion, than no religion at all.

Most Rev. John (Schlitz) Kitchin

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