John Kitchin:  Engineer, Author, Minister

Order of these dates is inverted, going back in time.

Sun., March 7, 2010

8:30 AM breakfast at the Salvation Army, where lots of people asked if there were any other meals out there.  Handed out cards for this website.  Homily about voodoo priests converting to Christianity.  Well, the Buddhist spirituality used by Christianity is superior to that used by their tribal rites.  They were converted to Christian priests, not just ordinary Christians!  Thanks for the hot dog buns.  Will use them tonight.

Around 1 PM in El Cajon, on the way to the library to type this, I waited for a bus on 2nd and Main, and got approached by a homeless woman who asked me for money.  I told her I don't have any, and she called me a nigger and punched me in the face.  A few seconds later, 20 feet away, she approached a well-dressed woman, asking her for money, and the woman (seeing what happened to me) gave her some.  Is this the new face of homelessness?  Extortion?  Wrote a new IQ test today, and will try to get it typed in.

Tue. thru Sat., March 2-6, 2010

Tied up this week reorganizing this site's structure, and revising my autobiography and philosophy.  I still have to bring out my memories of meeting God in-person, as well as my memories regarding my unjust criminal convictions.  All will be emotional, so I need to be at my mental and spiritual peak.  Never been healthier, physically or mentally.  Need to get out in the country, though.

Or, maybe I'm just looking for a Burning Bush.  It's been 20 years, but I think I may have another appointment with God.  Anybody else out there who's gone thru this?  Is it rare, or common, to meet God?  Hell of a blog, isn't it?  (Curious choice of words!)

Revised my bio (C1), philos (C2), and the Tijuana Page (now A7), added a Contact Us page, (A1A), and a new idea for the web on the Web Ideas page, A5. 

Puppy the kitty died of feline AIDS, and will be missed.  Her neighbor, Big Al (Capone) will take over mousing.  Much wilder kitty, never having been a pet.

Mon., March 1, 2010

Never felt healthier in my life.  Horrendous long line at the border getting home today, first day of the month.  Tijuana people all need to pick up their welfare, unemployment, Social Security, and Disability checks, and that makes the trip difficult.

Supposed to have 2 new gnostic women come by tonight, who learned of me thru this website.  I have some security concerns, because everyone I've dealt with in Tijuana and trusted at all has stolen from me, except for one person. 

If they join what I'm doing, I'll be up to 6 "wives", gnostic women that help with church business.  Of these people, I've only had sex with two of them, and not tantric:  One asked me for same, and she was one time only; the other is a hooker who used to live next door.  I met her as a neighbor, not a business relationship, but we eventually became roommates, which didn't last.  She still does tantric massage, which makes her a great person to have over from time to time.

Thur. thru Sun, Feb. 25-28, 2010

The Missing Person was found by her mother, and it isn't clear whether or not she was here, or merely somebody I met under similar circumstances (soup kitchen) in Ocean Beach.  Two of the TJ hookers look a lot like this girl, which worried me.  Many people say they saw her, too.  Bottom line, though, is this:  Best case scenario is when the kid is not harmed.

Mon. thru Wed., Feb. 22-24, 2010

Lots of running around looking for computer time, trying to get food donations, and similar.  Mostly not good.  Also meeting with doctors, pharmacies, religious figures, and friends needing food.  Puppy the cat is very sick, but recovering.  Just proved the worth of the Mission by finding a Missing Person.  Her exact location is still being sought by myself, the police, her mother, and the Zetas (a "good" street gang).  If we get some sort of a reward for finding her, we may be able to repair some of the broken windows and lights, and buy propane and food.  Wrote an interesting blog today on t page, called "Angels, Intelligence, and Zoo Pets."  Mind boggling.

Sun., Feb. 21, 2010

Breakfast for the alley was toast with cherry jelly, 2 scrambled eggs, and 2 huge tortillas.  Wrote an article about Tijuana tourism, and, not knowing where to publish it, had to come up with a new web page for articles for sale to the news media:  Page A3A.

Visited the Rainbow drum circle (as in Page C9) down at Balboa Park.  Once upon a time, this was my event, also containing a potluck dinner.  That was more than ten years ago, when I quit the group due to political abuses.  Good people, but even today, their internal politics suck.  They mean well.

My other reason for leaving is that I did end up getting drugged more than once.  On the plus side, I learned a lot about religions from them, and this bunch seems to be all that is left of Haight-Ashbury and the hippie movement (Page C2, Philosophy).  One leader tried to make me feel welcome, and another tried to make me feel as unwelcome as possible.

At the event (I only stayed a few minutes) a woman handed me a "missing person" flyer, regarding her daughter who disappeared 3 weeks ago.  My response?  I fed her dinner at the Tijuana Rescue Mission!  Really!  Thinking I could be mistaken, I took a copy of the flyer down to the Mission, and many people remembered her!

Jesse, the Alley Manager (now temporarily in rehab) probably knows her exact whereabouts, too!  Obviously, nobody knew she was "missing", until the flyer.  Hey, when your kid is missing, that's awful.  But when you learn that she's just fine, well, could be worse.  She apparently ran off with her boyfriend, and that stuff happens.  Called her mother, with a complete explanation, and also called police in the US, but they claim they have no jurisdiction.  The girl doesn't want to be found.

I will help police and relatives find her, using the Zetas (a "good" street gang).  Zetas protect people, sort of like the Los Angeles gang "Guardian Angels".  My reason for helping to find her is that she could otherwise become harmed.  TJ can be a cruel place.  And, of course, nice stories are good for tourism, and my new web-page, "Tour/TJ".

Sat., Feb. 20, 2010

Today, I messed around with breakfast, then the web, then lunch for everybody, and ran out of food.  Crossed the border for the 5 PM meal in Chula Vista.  Christian songs, a Jewish bible reading, and I talked with an Islamic person.  8 people serving 24.

LDS (Mormons) donated some tortillas to the mission, earlier in the day, and this Christian group (ex-Baptists?) gave me some bread and cookies to take back. 

Taxi in Tijuana (Yellow Cab TIJ-TS-4784) ripped me off at the border, giving me a ride to downtown and then claiming to have no change, even though I saw he was lying.  Stuff like this is why most Americans refuse to visit Tijuana, even if they gave each one a hundred dollars cash, just to cross the border.

Getting back to the Mission, my outdoor lights had been stolen.  Delayed the meal by 2 hours.  Visiting the internet cafe afterwards, the web was down, due to a cable problem.  So, I went next door, to a different internet cafe.

I asked if they had English Windows and an English keyboard, and they assured me they did, but I told them I don't believe it.  They were lying.  Unable to translate, convert, read, write, display, cut, or paste anything at all except in Spanish.  The program used would not allow anything English to be typed in.  It said, "English is not permitted on this machine.  Sorry."

The lady told me to try a different computer, which I did, having the same problem.  Then, she demanded I pay her.  I refused, and told her to call the police.  Ripped off 3 times from 7 to 9 pm on a Saturday night!

On the plus side, I met the owner of Dog Depot, and composed him an ad for the Tijuana page.  And, tourism business very busy tonight.

Thur/Fri., Feb. 18-19, 2010

Invented a new web page today, called "tour/TJ", and started selling advertising for Avenida Revolucion and Zona Rio Mall, both in Tijuana.  We'll see what goes.  Might get me enuf money to feed the poor.

Wed., Feb. 17, 2010

Ash Wednesday.  I cover that day in the Holiday Greetings section under the heading of Phat Tuesday.  Now that our day of nude dancing in public is past, I can blog without being accused of starting a riot, or encouraging the crime of indecent exposure! 

Desperate for food for the Mission, I'm in the US today, looking.  Got an anonymous food donation, so we will eat tonight.  Fish tacos:  Beer-battered cod, fried crispy, on 2 soft flour tortillas, with shredded cabbage and carrot, lettuce, tomato, lime juice, and mayo.  Hot sauce on the side.

Dinner went 4-9 pm, continuous, and I also handed out condoms, oranges, grapefruit, baked potatoes, tomatoes, onions, avocadoes, peanut butter, breads, and both cherry and blackberry preserves to use as jelly.  Vegan baked potatoes:  Can't use sour cream (dairy) nor mayo (egg), but whipped ripe avocado makes a very good vegan salad dressing.  Refrigerate whipped avocado a few hours to use as a sour cream substitute.  Good for pasta salads, too!

Tues., Feb. 16, 2010

Monday night there was no food to give away, so I spent today, Phat (Shrove) Tuesday trying to come up with food or cash donations.  Collected enough to put on a meal, but no party as was the original intent.  Evening meal consisted of baked beans, baked potatoes, flour tortillas, pasta and sauce (no cheese), peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and hotdogs on buns.  Poultry hot dogs, no pork.

It has been taking my skills as a lifelong small business C.O.O. to keep this afloat, but I did manage to buy 2 more weeks longevity.  Now, we're in debt $500, but not in trouble until the end of Feb.

Need to get to a secluded area and talk with God, but can't do that as I've not enough money.  "Hey, boss?  I need the weekend off, so I can go talk to a burning bush.  No, he's not part of the Bush family..."

We humans never learn.  Don Rumsfelt and Dick Cheney were the guys in charge of the Vietnam War, but that's been erased from the web.  Paper and ink books didn't get erased, however.  Ethnic Cleansing goes on today, many years after Hitler.  Politically-correct phrase for "Genocide" or "Holocaust".  Right now today, it's going on in several nations.

Sun./Mon., Feb. 14/15, 2010

Valentine's Day and President's Day. Mon. there was a very good one-month-late (due to rain) meeting of multiple religions, in memory of Martin Luther King, where participants helped clean Australia Canyon in Balboa Park.  Good interreligious dialogue, and many thanks to all that participated. 

I was not specifically invited as a minister (nor was I uninvited), but was invited as a participant, and helped clean brush out of the canyon.  I got over my fear of Rabbis and spoke briefly to Rabbi Berk, one of the organizers, thanking him for the event.

It was fun, and should be done more often.  It isn't until we understand and respect each others' religions that we can have world peace.  The whole group was church leaders, causing me a problem that I had never considered:  Too charismatically "hot" a group!  I was on TV, with everybody else, my FCC "Chief Engineer" call letters (NZ9F) on my business card.  TV guys know what that is.

Sat., Feb. 13, 2010

The legal system mish-mosh in El Cajon did result in 3 nice things:  It got me out of the closet as a minister, got me to once again use spirituality, and I was finally able to answer a question that's been bothering me for years:

Exactly by whom and exactly why was I once unjustly convicted of 5 felonies?  Now I know, and nobody is going to like it.  Will go into my autobiography when revised.  Gnostic groups were used extremely abusively for years, along with very horrific psychiatric abuse.

Sort of like, perhaps, using a blowtorch on a kitten.  Hard to write about, especially when you're the kitten! 

Thur. & Fri., Feb. 11 and 12, 2010

The US Post Office should have a mailbox at the San Ysidro (pedestrian) Port of Entry turnstiles.  That way US Citizens trapped in Tijuana (or who live there) can mail a letter without having to also cross the border.

A blog fan dropped in to tonight's (Fri.) meal with a few gnostic women, and one would like to be a Christian priestess.  Christianity is not self-ordaining, so I will script her ordination if she passes tests given by Christian ministers about Christianity.  She'll also have to answer the question of why she wants to do this thru me.  I hope she knows lots about clergy sex and all that, so I don't have to teach her.

Imagine not being able to find a High Priest, and having to teach that one's self!  That's God, having a sense of humor.  My duty to take a very beautiful and spiritual 25-year-old to bed?  Somebody had to have a gnostic blog like this, of course. 

In "Ordination", you're getting married to God, at least within the Roman Catholic Church.  Since Christians use Sex Magick to accomplish church work, a Priest or Priestess needs to be accomplished at that.  But, mating clergy is a lot like mating the Tyrannasaurus Rex.  300-ton carnivores.

Both Wicca and Christians use that magick, plus in-liturgy (Buddhist) missa, and step one of making religious peace is for all religions to be understood by all other religions.  So, a Wiccan High Priest could be used, or a Pagan Bishop of whatever her sexual preference happens to be (don't know).

Printed business cards for this website today, and will be participating in inter-religious discussions.  Thanks to Father Joe's Villages for donating food to the Tijuana Rescue Mission, which publishes this website.  Our dinner turnouts have been immense!

I was going to describe sex magick and even Kama Sutra in detail, but censored that out, myself.  When I run a transmitter, be it ham radio worldwide, or even a broadcast TV station, I become the last or ultimate censor.  I suppose I could have had a live on-air worldwide chat about the religious secrets, but never did.  It's the radio engineer in me.

On a TV station, the last link in the chain is the broadcast engineer.  If somebody puts child porno on the STL (studio-transmitter link), it's my job to immediately shut off the transmitter.  It could lose both myself and the TV station their license.  I've been diligent; not one cuss word, ever.  That's why I would make a good live-shot homeless person.  Don't want to lose my license to run a broadcast transmitter.

Ever been on-air, worldwide?  I grew up with that as a ham operator from a very young age.

New humor page (Bite Me!) stuff today, besides some faith-based psychological counseling, breakfast, dinner, hot showers, condoms, antibiotics, other medicines, soap, pens and paper, socks, love as needed, faith healing, and hope.  Lots of work to do.  Using triple spirituality:  Buddhist (Christian), Egyptian (Jewish), and Roman (Mormon). 

Wednesday, Feb. 10, 2010

Court today, where I pleaded a good case regarding my prescription use of a can of beer.  Lost it, due to not being a jury trial, but I never intended to win at the Kangaroo Justice level, anyway.  Now on to the real business:  Making the City of El Cajon lose a lot of money due to being so unjust as to use its police force as a revenue-generation tool.  A shame I can't get a Class Action Suit going, representing all of the citizens of El Cajon against the tyranny of the City.

What I can and might do, is appeal the $50 fine I received, and see how much a Test Case for Medical Use of Alcohol costs the City.  I could also run myself and friends for Mayor and Council, because most of the citizens are quite angry.

Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2010

I welcomed going to Jury Duty today, the first time in my life that I didn't use one of my many valid excuses to opt out.  Had a chat with a few of the many Mormons waiting, about religion.  Nobody got selected today, leaving several hundred people each donating 5 hours of their time to no result.  The State ought to give each of us an e-mail full-color "check" (souvenir) for Zero Dollars and Zero Cents, "Payment For Jury Service".

A sign-in sheet with your "pay to" name, and your e-mail address.  Might increase jury participation.  Just PR.  Brilliant jury intro speech by one of East County's best judges.  (Kervin).  The aura I read on him is telepathic.  You can't lie to the guy.  I'm sure it's helpful.

Vegan dinner again for the residents of Third St. in TJ, a block east of Revolucion, and the surrounding area.  Lots of meditation, too, trying to work out an internal conflict:

If the time between death and reincarnation via the very scientific process of genetic memory (this is science and NOT religion), is 125 years, and Hitler was defeated about the year 1944, after committing the Holocaust, what is the year 1944 plus 125 years?

2069, the year that Nostradamus (and I, acting as "prophet") predicted as the End of the World.  (See page "t", under Revelations.)  That means that the Holocaust may be the causative agent in Armageddon!  Hitler and his Nazis also caused the need to invent the atomic bomb, of course.  Famous Jew Albert Einstein was involved, not in the construction, but in both the theory and the politics. 

Hitler surrendered the same day that the first atom bomb was tested, and his intel guys told him about it.  Otherwise, the first atomic bomb would have been dropped on Berlin.

Wrote one joke that people liked today, and got a laugh in the Vinnie's (Father Joe) food line today.  The Page D2 Frostbite Falls one.

Monday, Feb. 8, 2010

Luis, my "adopted" (surrogate family) 40-year-old "son" spent the night in the Mission's new "Guest Room", a collection of junk furniture and donated blankets.  I slept in the Main Room, on the concrete floor, per usual.  Puppy, my cat, prowled and found 2 customers.  I actually feed the church mice, and feel sorry for them.  Maybe it's the Krishna in me.  One rodent got into my peanut butter jar, ruining the whole thing with mouse poop.  That's why I have Puppy the kitty.

Early breakfast for the residents of the alley.  Hot tea with sugar, leftover beans and rice, and fresh cucumber-tomato salad.  Also the cores of last night's pineapples, boiled until soft.  Got no eggs, no tortillas, no sweetrolls, no bread, no meat, and only one veggie, tomatoes.  (Tomatoes are technically a fruit, same as avocado and olive; watermelon is a vegetable, same being a giant cucumber!)

Left to get food in San Diego.  Jehovah's Shitnesses are handing out filth propaganda, but Awake! does make good toilet paper, so I sometimes get a few extra copies to use as a mat when peeling potatoes.  Shopping list?  Peanut butter, jelly, bread, tortillas, canned veggies, eggs, and Spam.  Got potatoes at the Mission's storage facility in El Cajon City, so I hope the police aren't on the warpath.

Splendid double meal this evening, at 6 PM and again at 8 PM.  Grapes, bean burritos, salad, and vegetarian fajitas.  Vegan, but cooked to the spiritual standards of kosher-meat.  I wanna see what happens when I show up for Jury Duty tomorrow, spiritual.

Sunday, Feb. 7, 2010

Let's see, since we entered a new epoch when we lost the Vietnam War, we are now in the year 38 CE (Chinese Epoch).  1972 is the year zero, when "the most powerful military in the world got defeated".  That is the test of entry into a new BC, AD, or now CE epoch.  The Post-Modern Era.

Superbowl Sunday!  I almost bet on the game, but didn't trust God, who gave me a final score that I couldn't believe.  Score God 1, John Kitchin 0.  Sorry, God.  I'm just getting used to what You can do.  I wonder if I could make money for the Rescue Mission on this.  I trust God, I just don't trust my connection.

Got up early, fed everyone breakfast, and took the trolley to Chabad at Vinnie's (Temple Beth Israel, serving Sunday breakfast, at St. Vincent de Paul, Father Joe's Villages, 15th and Imperial Ave., listed on Page B1 as Sun. 9:30 AM.)  Operated by the Society of Jesus (S.J.), the Jesuits of the Roman Catholic Church.

The Christians are busy with church on Sundays, so the Jews work the kitchen at Vinnie's.  Temple Beth Israel does accept donations to Jewish Chabad (Jewish Salvation Army) and can be contacted on my web-page B4, the donations page.  It's my job to help people understand other religions, remember?

Standing in line, I deployed one of my latest ideas, stand-up comedy for the poor people waiting for food.  I was a bust, but right behind me was a really good comic, having a good day.  So I went into action as his "straight" man, basically playing the role of Ed McMahon, to his being Johnny Carson.  Yes, I wrote a very tiny bit of their material.  Really.

We had the whole line laughing, forgetting about their problems!  It was extemp (extemporaneous:  Unrehearsed and unscripted.)

Brunch consisted of the usual 3 scrambled eggs, bisquits and gravy, bread and butter, choice of orange-grape-apple juice, and a muffin or donut.  Today's variables, beef vegetable soup, and a leg & thigh chicken quarter, grilled.  Clergy note this was presented Kosher Pareve.  Remarkable.  It means that nobody "cast a spell" upon the food, in order to try to force somebody to believe in any particular religion.  Amazing.

Chabad gave me bread and cat food to take back to the Tijuana Rescue Mission, which is still possibly going to be called Chabad Abrahim Tijuana (CAT).  It's really Freedom Reigns (Pagan) as opposed to Chabad, because in the time of Abraham, Judaism in today's sense did not exist.  It's Ancient Judaic, multiple wives, multiple gods and all, temple prostitutes, and all that other stuff that got forbidden by Moses when he came to power.

The bread was served at a Sunday 6 PM meal, Vegan, with a few exceptions, and the cat food was used to supplement the diet of my cat, Perrito ("puppy").  She's the working-cat mouser, and has a diet which includes bichos (giant beetles) and giant cockroaches, in addition to mice.  When she does her job well, and the vermin become scarce, she gets cat food.  On a good day, she even gets canned cat food.  Donations or money permitting.  Yes, she is a "witch's cat".  She communicates with love.  4 levels.  I've met a few.  Oh, would I love to say it.

Tonight, the Mission served refried beans (vegan), rice, cucumber-artichoke salad (with tomato, basil, cooked cabbage, cooked carrots, and lime juice), flour tortillas, bakery "designer" bread donated by Chabad, Vegan vegetable soup, and fresh pineapple.  All vegan and kosher-pareve, except the bread, which also came in cheese.  Zero spells cast upon the food, too.   

Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010

Caught the priestesses stealing food intended for poor people, and selling it to get money for liquor and slot machine play.  Threw them out into the rain.  They thought I wouldn't know?  Hell, the government is having trouble keeping secrets away.  I'm very patriotic, but dead Kennedys and fixed voting machines go too far.  I'm shutting up about way more than I'm writing about, and you know it!

My next court date in El Cajon (East County Kangaroo Courthouse) is Dept. 1, 3 PM, this Wednesday, Feb. 10.  No jury, just a judge.  I haven't got a prayer of winning, no matter what happens.  Hope they like appeals.  It'd be against my morals to give these bastards any money or public service time.  Looks like I will intentionally lose my driver's license, instead.  And, I smell a Civil Rights action.

T-shirt seen in Tijuana:  Peckerdime Universe City.  Probably in Malibu, Georgia?

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CLERGY TEN COMMANDMENTS: 

(Direct Readout of the Genetic Memory of Moses, and I hold no authorship in this;  took less than 5 minutes to write.)

1.)  Thou shalt not insinuate, teach, nor believe that persons who do not belong to your religion are barred or banned from Eternal Happiness.  For if you do, you (do) not only represent Satan, (but) you are yourself Evil.  [WORDS IN PARENTHESES ARE IN INITIAL COPY, BUT EDITED OUT BY ME]

2.)  It is not your job to tell people what basic beliefs (religion) to have, but merely to help those who hold your beliefs to know the Will of their God or gods better, and to obey that Will.  [ORIGINAL TEXT CONTAINS THE PARENTHESES, BUT THE WORD WILL IS NOT TWICE CAPITALIZED]

3.)  Thou Shalt Not Kill, wound, afflict, harm, nor degrade any religion nor its followers, in the name of your religion, its gods, or its God.  [THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO GOVERNMENTS, ONLY CLERGY] 

4.)  Thou Shalt Not Attack your own religion, its structures, or its people, in order to falsely blame others, making it look like a hate crime against your people.  If you spray your temple with swastikas, and then blame the Nazis, God will prosecute you for doing so.

5.)  Hatred of a legitimate religion and/or its people, such as occurred by the Nazis, cannot be tolerated upon My planet.

6.)  Thou Shalt Not attempt to regulate the sexual preference, gender, age, or religion of anyone, nor permit discrimination on the basis of same, nor handicap, color, national origin, or wealthiness (net worth).  [VERBATIM]

7.)  Honor all of your teachers, not merely your father and mother.

8.)  You must take one day each week, and devote it to religion, love, worship, fun, happiness, your own mental health, and/or similar causes.  It is Holy Sabat.  The day may vary from one week to the next.

9.)  The abuse of spiritual principles, such as (misuse of) eucharistics, is absolutely prohibited, and will result in the Termination of your spirit itself, which is immortal except in the Hands Of God!  Take this threat seriously!  You must use spiritual principles the minimum possible.  [WORDS IN PARENTHESES ADDED, TO CONVEY THE AUTHOR'S ORIGINAL INTENT]

10.)  Use the minimum amount of force necessary to accomplish the Will of God.  You are responsible for all consequences resulting from use of more force than necessary.

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I'm editing Moses?  That's hilarious!  Moses wrote (In Hebrew, I believe) on many levels, much like I do that using English.  You cannot understand the Torah (Old Testament) in all its levels unless you are fluent in Ancient Hebrew.

All this just keeps getting more interesting.

Friday, Feb. 5, 2010

Gentle day feeding hungry people.  Ordinary chores.  Told someone in a coffee shop, who knew who I was, about meeting God, face to face.  Yes, God The Father, Yahweh, really did create us, and there really is a God.

God is an intelligent being who had the idea of creating this planet and also creating the DNA of plants and animals.  He uses science to accomplish His works.  God had the idea that the most intelligent apes on the planet (us) might be able to become intelligent life forms.  So, God created religion.  Religion results in our intelligence, and brings with it some telepathic abilities, which is how God communicates. 

God's telepathy results in scientific inventions, and lots of ideas that work.  We "overhear" the thoughts of our Creator.  He is the "Eye in the Sky" on the back of the dollar-bill, at the top of the pyramid in the Great Seal of the United States of America.  I will be publishing a work on the Clergy Ten Commandments.  Using a secluded area, with no one except yourself for many miles, is best when talking to God.  He hates crowds.  Nude, of course (see page C8).

God is an energy form, so "burning bush" is a good analogy.  The most important thing that God created is time itself.  That's what happened in the "Big Bang" of physics.  Time came to exist.  Take the equations of General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, and String Theory, and solve for time.  Time equals what? 

Time equals God.  And, God is love.  You are what you eat, and what you think.  And who you love.  Loving God, you become a part of Him, and a part of the Holy Spirit.  The words "Holy Ghost" are no longer used, to avoid being confused with "paranormal" crap.  NewAge is SewAge, misspelled:  ToroCaca (toro=bull, caca=shit).  Buy a Magic Pyramid and get a free hunk of Kryptonite!

Thursday, Feb. 4, 2010

Switching libraries to be able to get a computer.  Looked a few words up in an Unabridged Dictionary today.  Ever look up words like "fuck", "cunt", "shit", etc., when you were a kid?  I used to, but only to get word origins.  I looked up some of the words used in the religious secrets today, and they're not in there!  (see page t under "Genetic Memory".)

Incredibly, there definitely is a God, and as an intelligent being, too!  There is also a great deal of "smoke and mirrors", to keep people focused on false gods.  Most perpetrators are actually ministers!  The Parable of Satan (near the end of page C8) is definitely true!

2 friends of mine got evicted today, and moved into the Mission (Tijuana Rescue Mission).  They're the two priestesses I sometimes sleep between.  The gay one of the two likes to watch lesbian porno.

I like to sleep with my head between her wife's huge boobs, using them for a pillow.  The only problem is that she's a priestess, and her "heart" is right there, so if she coughs or sneezes, and accidentally goes spiritual, she knocks me right out of bed, onto the floor!  She's done that twice now.  Her wife laughs.

To give up alcohol, I had to instead use something else.  My choice?  A Prozac-type drug, such as Welbutrin, or use spirituality.  Welbutrin makes me depressed, and I sleep 16 hours a day, no matter what the dosage.  With spirituality, I sleep 5 hours, max.  I'm on a psychiatric drug that is a powerful memory enhancer.  So much so that it brings out your unconscious and subconscious memories, right into consciousness.  Psychoanalysis in a pill!  (I'm also on a computer in Mexico that has 6 keys that stick, 4 keys missing so I have to use the "alt" menu, and a non-working mouse!)

Somebody long ago told me that you get more "high" by meditation than by dope.  I didn't believe him, but it's true.  I don't like being "high" as in "High" Priest.  Yes, that is the word origin. 

Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010

I've been slowing my blog down, not posting as often as I was, in order to give the NSA and other censors time to react.  This is in everyone's best interests, including mine.  Today I came up with a new web page for donations, not only to my mission and this website, but also for donating to a number of worthy causes, including the Salvation Army and Chabad Beth Israel.  It's the new page B4.  The Donations Page.

Tuesday, Feb. 2, 2010

With no money at all, due to my SSI check being late one day, I still managed to come up with a new web-page, Prophecy, which does not yet have a page number.  It's absolutely scandalous!  It lists a number of things that I now know from GM (Genetic Memory), and even predicts the future a little.  The latest thing I remember is once meeting God, face-to-face.  I will someday write about that.  That is, quite literally, the experience of a lifetime!

Monday, Feb. 1, 2010

No Social Security check today, and I have no money, not even enough for the bus back to the Mission in Tijuana!  I got Food Pantry assistance from Crisis House in El Cajon (page B2, Food Pantries).  Will have to panhandle money for the trip!  I normally don't do that, but ran into one guy who claims he gets $40 an hour on freeway ramps.  I just need $2, one dollar on each side of the border.

Sunday, Jan. 31, 2010

I'm getting some opposition for the Rescue Mission, saying that it helps Mexicans, and we have enough problems right here.  Okay, but I mostly help Americans.  They live in Tijuana because they don't have enough money to live in the United States.

I did an Ordination today.  New priestess.  Years as a Wiccan, and her parents both same.  Wanted to visit some old friends at a non-liturgy in Balboa Park.  Not enuf time.  Went to lunch at Chabad, who has the Sunday meal at Vinnie's (9:30 AM Sundays, page B1.)

Extraordinarily connected to Yahweh (God The Father, Our Creator) today, but no computer time, and no money to buy any.  Ran into a drunk Intelligence Officer (British) who objected to my comments on collusion regarding Sept. 11th.  Well, I never commented on that, but now I will.

Bush planned to not find out about Sept. 11th, so that the nation would give its support to his War On Terror.  Good motives, but way too much damage!  Pearl Harbor was the same thing:  We had cracked the Jap Code, and knew about the attack in advance, but pretended not to.  This got the US people to volunteer for war.

Regarding Bush's involvement in 9-11, refer to the movie Fahrenheit 911, by Michael Moore.  He's pretty accurate.

Saturday, Jan. 30, 2010

My latest strange idea is that of stand-up comedy wherever people are hurting:  Rescue missions, food kitchens, hospitals.  Laughter makes all ills hurt less, just like love does.  We think nothing of handing out love, as needed, as well as food.  Laughter is not happiness, but it does make people feel happier.  Got up at 5 AM today, to visit United Methodist Church, Imperial Beach. 

They have a 4-hour breakfast for us homeless, every Saturday, and it includes a hot shower if desired.  I'm waiting for my food, sitting and reading the Torah (first 5 books of the Old Testament, written by Moses.)  Trying to understand Elijah.  Bite Me!, my comedy page, is expressly intended to make life more comfortable. 

I hereby give permission for the information on the "Bite Me!" web page to be used for public benefit without profit motive, such as by a hospital or food pantry.  It now has a page no., D2.

Friday, Jan. 29, 2010

By the way, the Electronic G appears to be mostly nights.  I can handle more than 4 or 5 times what's being sent.  Excess is put into faith healing in Mexico.  Everybody there knows that a priest can put love into your arm, making it hurt less.  And, they know I'm a priest.  Never abused it.  Didn't get my tantric sex last night, but that's eventually going to happen. 

Once I was on the Fund-Raising Board of the American Cancer Society (Milwaukee).  Not my calling, though, to raise funds.

How about making me an unpaid Director (Board Member) on MTS and MTDB.  As an ex taxi driver, that'd sit really well with the cabbies, who are complaining right now.  And, you say you have a real homeless person on the MTS Board? 

Liason to the homeless, unusual religions, pagans, mentally ill, savants, etc., all the tough bases to cover, all with one person.  And, at no cost to taxpayers!  If ACLU sues you, well, I testify for you.  If I have ideas for saving MTS money, I definitely get listened to. 

I would need professional privileges (I get some of that already as a Bishop), and MTS identification as a Board Member, for free trolley and bus use.  I might need other small things, too, but not much.  Just an idea. 

Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010

Was thinking about a good name for the Tijuana Rescue Mission church.  How about "Chabad Abrahim, Tijuana" (CAT).  A temple to the Ancient Jewish Goddess "Lady Liberty" (statue of Liberty), Liberty = Freedom.  Freedom Reigns (Pagan Salvation Army or Chabad).  Just my noisy little mind cranking out ideas.  Not final.

Working on Tax Exempt US Status as a Religious Organization, but it's a lot of hoops to jump thru.  KISS:  Keep It Simple, Stupid!  Maybe we can operate under somebody else's tax exempt status.

No cash in the mailbox and Gabi still missing.  Ate breakfast at the Salvation Army, in Downtown San Diego.  Found a shirt there that would work good for liturgy.  Also found a bag of coins.  Wrote an article about Rainbow Family, which inspired my editorial [We Are A Rainbow (Sherbet), Page C3, #3.]  Giving them space on a new page, C9, about places to worship.  Will include Christian churches, eventually.  Just beginning.  

I considered suicide last night:  It looks like what talents I have are neither wanted nor appreciated.  Therefore, society does not deserve them.  Automatic "Clinical Psych Training" result:  Tantric Sex, of course!  Too low spiritually and mentally.  Where's Gabi?  Still missing!  Her wife Grace, too discharged. 

Late, late at night, Gabi knocked on my door, waking me up.  She asked me for sex.  It's like I always say, you don't find us, we find you.

Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010

There were 2 attempts to delete or change this information, not by me.

Spirituality content voluntarily deleted.  My girlfriend went missing again last night, and her wife and baby came over to the mission, crying.  Since she's both a priestess and a licensed Tijuana hooker, the obvious question gets asked all the time:  Can that be? 

Spiritual prostitutes were a part of Ancient Judaism, back when their star had only 5 points on it.  Sex with Gabi is cheap, around $40 US, but massage will cost a bit more.  She's a massage prostitute, not a bar one.  No, I'm not trying to make money on religion, and I'm not her pimp, either.  I'm explaining something that people need to know.

She gets about $100 US for a massage involving tantrism, which means she is using her powers as a priestess.  I get that for free, she's often in my bed (non-sexual), and it's well worth the money.  Her spirituality is Ancient Judaic, and she does have tantric sex for money!  She won't tell me what she charges for that, even tho I'm her boyfriend, and often in bed with her!

People who have done that tell me she gets an amount that varies, by person, greatly.  The guy I talked to paid $250 US, and she wouldn't accept pesos, but that would be about $3300 pesos.  Never had tantric sex with Gabi, but she does offer it, frequently.  I would be free (no charge) but TS tears me up too much.  (Imagine that?)  We'll get there.  Church business first, party later.

Theoretically I can command her to give me TS, but the PR problems are awful.  I'm supposed to be a female with up to 12 wives, remember?  Whole different scenario.  Sappho (British word for lesbian) Bishops always ruled Ancient Paganism.  Except in Ancient Judaism. 

Today, GEICO, the auto insurance giant, actually ran an ad containing both the gecko and the cave man.  How's that for requesting something and it happens?  How long did that take?  Days?  Amazing!  I might get to like this "prophet" stuff.

Never completed my Doctoral Thesis, which, as an undergrad, is understandable.  This is it.  If I can make lasting peace in the Middle East, I really will have a holiday named after me, and the Nobel Peace Prize money can go to help the rescue missions of the world.  I'm both crazy enough and brilliant enough to pull this off.

What do I need?  Money would be minimal, but I'll need a lot of spiritual resources.  I think all parties involved would contribute lots of that in a heartbeat if it looks like this could work.  I need more CT (computer terminal) access, better transportation, a place to live, and, probably, a Diplomatic Passport.  But, that comes with the territory if you're doing this kind of work.  Disabled?  Yes, but one hell of a savant, too!

Hitler would vomit at the idea of a savant (he wanted to kill us) finding peace...especially regarding Israel!  Do you see the irony?  By the way, the word "ironic" is reference to spirituality.  (The Jews in Tijuana have started to call me "Rabbi", so now even I am confused.) 

Peace is more important than settlements or Zionism!  That is a decree from Moses.  Oh shit!  Jesus, that troublemaker, is trying to again shove the Jews into one direction or another!  There won't be another crucifixion, but a man on the Trolley yesterday asked me if I was bullet-proof.  No joke.

Tuesday, Jan. 26, 2010

Have to see a Jewish rabbi today or tomorrow, on religious business.  I grew up next door to a Jewish cemetery, on 43rd St., in the Milwaukee suburb of Greenfield.  I was always afraid of rabbis.  The only time I ever saw them was around dead people!  Never been in a Jewish temple.

Padre Juan Cocina, Tijuana Rescue Mission (me) was in luck.  No cash for propane, but he knows this electrical engineer, John Schlitz (also me) who re-wired the cooking and hot water equipment to work on electricity.  I'm starting to remind me of some kind of missionary in Peru!

Jesus had a copy of the genetic memory of Moses, but an imperfect one.  That's maybe a plus, because he then filled in the blanks, much as I've been doing regarding Ancient Paganism.  Jesus' genetic memory makes Christianity somewhat different from the rest of the religions.  By the way, P-square is no longer our food symbol, I am told.

It seems that my DNA has very good copies of the "prophets", and very complete.  Hang onto it.  The telepathic abilities are astounding.  As you probably know, telepathy is the difference between a complex grunting ape and an intelligent life form.  We grunt in complicated languages.  With telepathy, no one can lie.  Hence, you must always tell the truth, and end up worshipping the real truth.  See my Philosophy page, C2.

Okay, where do I fit in?  What the world needs most, then what me needs most, then what I'm best at or enjoy doing, then spiritual considerations, happiness, and finally money.  That's in order, from most important to least.  The world needs a "new" old religion, to bridge the gaps between current religions, and negotiate peace.  I can design the process, but I do not implement things.

My new "magic wand" will be used as an anesthetic for surgery, where both local and general anesthetics are contraindicated.

Reverse Theology (What God Thinks of Man):  Stupid, violent apes.  Liars.  Not right to wipe them out, because there may be hope.  A few warriors out there.  Best religions:  Buddhism, Krishna, Sufi (Moslem or Islamic Chabad/Salvation Army), Christian Public Service, Jewish Chabad.  Okay, let's add Freedom Reigns and the Lady Liberty League.

Worst:  Baptists, Latter-Day-Saints(?), Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses.  Worst crimes:  Mixing religion/love with money, sex, and/or politics.  Or, damning the believers of other religions.  Cults and Satan:  The Parable of Satan (page C8, near the end) is by direct order of the genetic memory of Jesus of Nazareth.  Outright!  The Cult Warning signs (near the top of Page B1) are Moses, who agrees with Jesus on the Parable of Satan. 

Your job as a religious leader:  Publicize the Cult Warning and Parable of Satan as the Word of God.  They come from the "burning bush", not me.  I'm an atheist in the clergy, remember?  Prohibitions:  Jihad, or religious war, of all forms.  Unless any particular religion is threatened with extinction.  If another Hitler surfaces, against any religion with deadly force, use of force is permitted.

Islamic Jihad is prohibited, as it harms the Moslem religion.  Islam needs to change, to adapt to the world today, and it has failed to do so.  Change Islam!  Holy Allah depends upon His clergy to do this!  Failure of a religion to adapt is no reason for jihad!

Fundamental Christianity is just as bad as Islamic Jihad.  Time for the Jews to forgive the Nazis, too.  I had a friend who was a hit-man for a synagogue.  Yahweh no longer approves of further action against nazis.  And, fundamental Zionism is prohibited as a crime against Yahweh, by order of Moses.  Thou shalt not kill!

Moses is speaking out, defending Palestine!  Frightens me, because he invented Judaism.  And, Christianity followed from Judaism.  Moses opposing Zionism is something I don't want to write about.  Sorry.

Monday, Jan. 25, 2010

The Tijuana Rescue Mission, my current project, got 2 emergency loans, each at nearly 600% interest, one in the US and the other in Mexico.  This pushes the closure date to Feb. 14, Valentine's Day.  My next court date, dealing with the City of El Cajon, is Feb. 10.  No jury trial, just a judge.  Darn!

I was undoubtedly programmed from before birth to get where I am now.  Subconscious things, unknown to me, that guided my path.  Of course, the ESP helps.  I can, to some extent, see the past, present, and future.  Very interesting.  Time to chew out the government:

The recent Special Election in Massachusetts was probably rigged and false.  The reason the Greeks held elections is that they wanted to change the beliefs of people, not to see who their choice was.  Elections have always been rigged.  Then people say, "Well, he wasn't my choice, but I'll just have to go along with what the majority wants."  I want to see the Exit Poll results.  No matter, really, as the news media, which conducts those polls, is just as corrupt, nowadays.

George W. Bush "won" his 2 elections for US President with about 25% of the vote each time.  His daddy, George H. Bush, was CIA Director under President Reagan, and his job was to fix foreign and domestic voting machines.  The ability to LIE is why we humans are considered to be "agriculture" and not an intelligent species.  In Star Trek terms, "Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."

John McCain, shut the fuck up!  That's an order from Whats-His-Name.  Can't say that, as it'd be an insult to Conservative Judaism.  Society is not assigning me a place in it.  I am finding one.  This will take 3 months, and I request that the Rescue Mission be permitted to stay in business for that long.  It'll take about $400 a month, times 3 months, or $1,200 total, in addition to my checks.

I've had my own ZIP CODE for years:  John Kitchin, Zip Code Holder, 91903-0702.  Your donations are necessary.  Thank you.  I will be eventually giving a treatise on Reverse Theology. 

Sunday, Jan. 24, 2010

Mission's out of propane.  Can't cook, even if food is donated.  No hot water to shower or wash dishes, either.  People want hot tea.  Costs only a penny a cup (100 teabags for a dollar at 99 Cents Only Stores.)  Don't have any drinking water, though!  Homeless sweeping my alley (Callejon/alley Z).

Talked to several professionals about this website and my process of bringing out my genetic memory.  They all told me to just plain publish, in plain talk, every religious secret!  I can't do that, but it would make it more difficult for others to experience the problems I have.  Always been very clairvoyant, though, so maybe I should have known. 

Okay, religion.  Moses gave us monogamy, only one God, a day off every week, religious law, no idols, and Egyptian spirituality (the kosher food system).  He failed to maintain that "temple" is not a building, but wherever people have decided to gather for religious purposes.  Hence, the destruction of the Jewish Temple.  Mistake, Moses.  When the Romans asked the Christians where there temple was, they answered "in our hearts."

All the rest (one God, monogamy, etc.) make life easier.  Imagine the divorce of 6 people, where 2 are leaving to join others, 3 are staying married, and one is calling it all quits.  Now imagine that one of the 6 commits suicide in the process, involving it all in probate.  Monogamy makes sense.

Islam and Christianity cannot be allowed to suggest that people are damned for not joining their religion.  Makes wars.  It does appear that Buddha, Krishna, Moses, Jesus, and several more leaders of religion share one genetic memory.  Amazing.  Amusing, if I continue at this pace.  Did knock it down a notch. 

Imagine that all this started because of a cop not allowing me to drink a can of beer!  I became angry.  What happens then?  Now you know.  Nearly got fed chlorpromazine a few times in my life, which would have killed enough brain cells to completely erase genetic memory.  That's what was in the coffee at El Cajon Transit Center a few days ago.  Another word for the drug is Thorazine.  Thor's hammer.  Chemical labotomy, as in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", except a pill form vegetablizer.

Working on a REAL "magic wand".  Electronic G in a long pencil.  World peace would be more important.  The author of Judaism, Christianity, etc., wants a religion that touches all other religions, holding them together, and ironing out their differences.  Yes, I know who that really is.  Do you? 

Saturday, Jan. 23, 2010, 2 AM

Got massaged by 2 priestesses tonight, both at the same time, hearts turned on.  They always offer me sex, but I generally decline.  Goodbye tracking cookie; I'm now fully participating in spirituality at the clergy level.  There goes the neighborhood!

Saw my psychiatrist yesterday.  He read a copy of my (three times!) censored blog, now parked on Home Page.  Pornography is legal on the web, so why not my blog?  Can't censor a Home Page, so whatever doesn't go down here in D1 will be shipped up there.

I explained my cure for Autism (Page C6) and he offered to let me determine what treatment would be appropriate, using my education in Clinical Psychology & Psychopharmacology.  Never been healthier physically, mentally, or spiritually in my life.

Good move to give up alcohol and replace it with spirituality, but, well, Me?  Highly spiritual?  Can you see the problem with that?

Okay, the important stuff:  I read the Torah (first 5 books of the Old Testament, written by Moses).  Immediately clear that Abraham, like Adam and Eve, never existed as real people.  Symbolic, invented by Moses.  And, the genetic memory of Moses was also present in Jesus of Nazareth.  How do I know?  I was hoping that something wasn't true. 

Here, I'm censoring.  Why me?  Well, if Hitler had won the war, only us Aryans would be alive right now.  Good plan.  I actually had to know all 18 religious spiritualities to arrive at this point, and that is secret knowledge of Ancient Paganism.  Am I the first person that this ever happened to?  I doubt it. 

Well, Moses and Jesus were exactly the same person, due to genetic memory.  And, I can say that with 100% certainty.  With that, this prophet has to try to make some profits.  Can't even feed myself!  Actually had to dig up food that I buried years ago in case of emergency.  John Schlitz once said that degrees in Divinity are slightly easier to get than parking tickets.

Friday, Jan. 22, 2010

Christians please note that my editorial (page C3, #4), entitled "Please Become A Christian!" is real, and I really mean that.  I very much encourage Christianity.  I'm a bishop, and since most of the clergy under me is Christian, that makes me, technically, a Christian bishop.  However, there is also non-Christian clergy under me, too.

Website has been extensively censored, but missing pages went out by FAX to those people interested.  Jan. 20 will be on Home Page (A1) if I can get it on there somehow. 

I seem to be seeing, amazingly, is both proof that God does exist (I've been an atheist most of my life) plus it may very well be that Jesus was the Messiah, or the Christ.  It isn't quite as simple as all that, though, and apologies to the Jews.  Neither religion should kill me, because what I have to say is amazing.

The Moslems (Nation of Islam) consider Jesus to be a "Great Prophet" (no, not "profit", that's Mormon!)  Second only to Mohammed.  Does that make Jesus God?  Well, it certainly makes Him "son of God". 

The Buddhist Prayer, thousands of years old, is quoted by Jesus, too:  "Our Father, who art in heaven..."  Obviously, Jesus was familiar with Buddhism, and they quote Him in their scripture.  The original prayer was to our mother in heaven, but Jesus was a Jew, and that's male-dominated.

Did Jesus ever say he was God?  Did Islam ever say he wasn't?  Our Mother in Heaven?  Well, that's the Goddess, the Holy Spirit.  Jesus certainly was able to "Draw Down the Moon" (Wicca), and used the eucharist, the most powerful form of Ancient Pagan spirituality, to do healing.

So, was Jesus the Jewish Messiah.  Probably.  But not for everybody.  The Jews are also correct in waiting for another savior.  To the Christians, this will be the Second Coming of Jesus, and to the Jews it will be the first.  But, there are 3 Gods in the Blessed Trinity.

God The Holy Spirit is currently on the planet in great force. She, our Mother in Heaven, also goes by names like The Goddess, Mother Nature, and more. 

I'm finding that what each and every religion is saying is absolutely true!  They're just looking at it from a different angle!  Let's stop killing one another.  That's an order from God The Holy Spirit.  It comes to you from an interreligious bishop.  Your comments welcome on page "t", or go to home page.

Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010

Any day missing (such as yesterday) was censored out.  Will re-install, eventually.  Spent last night (cold and rainy) huddled between two warm priestesses.  Fully clothed, not sexual, but much affection.  Feel wonderful today.  On my way to Alpine, to find out that my PO Box still has no donations, I stopped in at Ralph's Groceries in El Cajon.

A miracle?  Well, they had a large hunk of beef (roast) in the meat section which was incorrectly priced 37 cents.  I bought it, and since their official equipment marked it that way, they had to sell it to me. 

Wry humor:  Leap of faith?  No, that's not when somebody jumps from one religion to another.  That's religious ping-pong.  They have to let your spirit bounce on the table, before another religion gets to take a whack at it.

Our Pagan-Kosher food symbol (mostly Wiccan) is the letter K with a five-pointed star around it.  Our Ancient Pagan tracking cookie is the letter P with a square around it.  Patronize our friends in the food business!  Buying foods from producers friendly to us greatly helps them economically!  It helps us, too, because they pay to use our food symbols.

It occured to me that this website, in addition to being reference information, is also somewhat of a university.  Not a Pagan seminary, by any means, but rather an academy of "different" learning.  I will cooperate, and allow you, my readers, to determine what "course" I teach next.

These are college-level courses (I've taught college before, and my monicker "John Schlitz" comes from the fact that I was "Prof. of Brewery Arts" at Milwaukee Free University, now defunct.)

Courses Proposed:  Ham Radio 100, Brewing Beer At Home 100, Homeless 101 (for professionals who deal with the homeless), Small Business Survival 101, Ancient Paganism (Introduction For Ministers) 200, How To Run A Rescue Mission 300, Autism and ADD 700 (Doctoral Level), and Paganism In The Military 850 (Post-Doctoral, and a clergy book available only on-line from a US Government Secrets website.  Basically a handbook for submarine use.)

You tell me what works out best.  I can be e-mailed at:  JK@NZ9F.com.   Thanks.

Wednesday, Jan.  20, 2010

This web page was censored out.  Will try to re-insert at a later date.

Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2010

Very frustrating using a non-working mouse, and a keyboard missing several keys.  Nobody to feed this morning, because heavy rain forced everybody indoors, into a condemned building 2 blocks north.  Can't go there, as it's controlled by a drug cartel, operated by a major political party.  They run the local government, and operate the heroin trade, too.

Visited El Cajon (east suburb of San Diego, for all you Australians on the site) to talk with a lawyer.  Won't get to do that, but will visit my PO Box in Alpine, to see if I can continue operating the TJ Rescue Mission (a church) and this website.  No donations received.  Gotta be somebody out there who cares.  Haven't found him or her. 

Christians should note that webpage C3, Editorial #4, is called "Please Become A Christian!"  I really mean that, and I plead the case for people having an easier time in life by joining a Christian church.  Really.  But, if that doesn't work out, well, better to have some real religion, any relilgion, than no religion at all.  You'll like what I say.  New Public Blog page today, Page T.

Comment on T if you want.  Electronic G back on today, but some on and some off.  That can cause bipolar disorder, but not in me.  I do need to use love or grace or spirituality in my work in Tijuana, because sometimes nothing else will work!  I put love into the pains people have, because I have no pain pills and no antibiotics.  Love at least makes it feel better.  It is well-known in Mexico that a priest can do that.

With the cash problems, should I charge a dollar to log onto this website?  How about a $10 annual fee?  I can't ethically create a few High Priestess Temple Virgins and rent them out by the hour, can I?  How about I encourage a "million" homeless and/or Pagan people to move to San Diego (or El Cajon), register to vote, and elect me Mayor?  No, I don't like politics.

Somebody tried to poison me the other day, in the El Cajon Transit Center.  Dropped something right into my coffee, hoping I wouldn't notice.  I did.  Didn't drink it, FUCK-HEAD!  Irritating to be treated sub-human.  Are you Tommy, the Pinball Wizard (deaf, dumb and blind)?  Well, feel my fingers then.  The middle one is sticking up at you.

On the positive end, I figured out today who and what Jesus was.  Messiah?  Don't know.  Space alien?  Definitely not.  God?  Maybe.  I'll know the answer to that one, if the rest of this information comes out.  Maybe that's why I'm drawing so much heat.  I now know a whole bunch of stuff that I can't even print, and much that I don't wanna know.

Monday, Jan. 18, 2010  ML King Day

Electronic G (gnosis) shut down (for me) on both sides of the border today.  Is that because I mentioned same, or because I identified the killer of MLK in the Seasons Greetings! section?  No matter.  Got priestesses.  You're going to force the creation of many more, and you don't want that.  They don't just "go away" when no longer needed, you know. 

My girlfriend Gabrielle (Gabi) is a tiny bit sick with the flu.  I'm immune, as it's swine flu.  Her wife Grace is very ill.  Made them some chicken soup.  Gave them some love, borrowed from Wicca.  Thanks, Wicca.  Your people don't have to be taught much at all.  Fit right in.

Today, I wrote the editorial "Please Become A Christian", to go on page C3, and some new material for a new humor and food page, called Bite Me!  Doesn't have a page number yet.  A7 would be a for-profit page, or  C9 not-for-profit, or D2, "daily" blog.  We'll get there.  Can't afford enuf web time to type all this in.

Today, a Mexican guy at a restaurant in El Cajon told me that I look exactly like the guy who runs the Tijuana Rescue Mission, Padre Juan Cocina.  Juan Cocina is John Kitchin in Spanish, and a pen name of mine.  I'm on the books as a Catholic Priest in Mexico.  Never say a word about Paganism.  Girlfriends?  Priests are expected to have them.  Nobody wants them playing with children.  If you're Mexican, you know that.  Ask a Mexican.

Wrote a Solutions Page article today, too, on how to save the US economy.  Can't afford to post it.  Will check my PO Box for donations, tomorrow.  My mission was entered today, and several manuscripts were stolen.  They either picked the extremely secure locks, or had a key.  I have the only copies of these rare lock keys, too.  Used to investigate burglaries, remember?  (Autobiography.)

A few things disappeared from this website, too, which is why I want an icon called "Print Entire Website" installed.  Don't know how to do that.  Once upon a time, in Court, I gave a fantastic legal presentation, only to have the official court record, entirely falsified, to make me look like a nut.  I said, "Your Honor, persuant to 8779B, Stats, ..."  The Court Record read:  "I think killer bees are invading my ears.  Sometimes UFO aliens hide out in there."  I'm not making this up.  I was secretly running a tape recorder, so I submitted a Revised Court Record.  Falsification of Court Records (intentionally) is the reason that it is now illegal to tape court proceedings.  It was legal at the time I did it.  No more. 

If the trial transcript of The Roman People vs. Jesus of Nazareth does still exist, is it real, or false?  (Right column of Page C7.)  I was denied Copyright permission, or I'd print it.  ESP tells me that AGC (American Gnostic Church, Corpus Christi, TX) no longer has it.  Maybe they never did.

I'm getting heavily censored, but probably not by Yahoo.  Iluminati (religious police) have been a nuisance.

Sunday, Jan. 17, 2010

The Tijuana Rescue Mission was so low on money and food that I couldn't feed anyone, even myself.  So, I got up at 6 AM, crossed the border, rode the trolley to Downtown San Diego, and stood in the Salvation Army breakfast food line.  For me.

While waiting, I spoke with a man, answering his questions about Paganism.  I was honest, and wondered whether he was a police officer, newspaper reporter, or what.  Much of what I said can be found on web page C8. 

He wanted to know if the Tijuana Rescue Mission is a tax-exempt nonprofit corporation under U.S. law.  I told him it wasn't, but it isn't in the United States, either.  It is a church, in Mexico, under Mexican law.  I told him of our financial problems, and he said that same was good news.  He said he thought we were "trashing Christianity". 

Salvation Army disagreed, fed me breakfast, and gave me food to take back to Tijuana.  I did offer to write them a sermon or two.  Would SA share with Jewish Chabad, or vice versa?  Of course!  Here, they were sharing with Freedom Reigns, dedicated to the Patron Saint of the USA, St. Freedom, or Lady Liberty.  (Wish I had a car, as hauling food on the trolley is difficult.)

Several people asked if the people I serve are Mexican.  They're all Americans, and speak English.  After I fed everyone, and they cleaned the alley, police arrested nearly everybody, which they do periodically.  They'll all be back out of jail in a matter of hours.  That's normal police behavior in border towns.

I bundled together their tents and sleeping bags, putting them into storage.

I wanted to visit Chabad (at St. Vincent's) today, but needed to get back to my people with food.  Another time.  Thanks for the electronic G; need that a lot.  My solution for peace in Israel was censored out of page C8, so it went out to the Pagan Clergy via ESP.  Patience.  Takes longer, but It'll happen.

Freedom Reigns wishes to thank the Salvation Army, Downtown San Diego, for its food donation to the Tijuana Rescue Mission.  May you never need the same from us, but if you do, I'll try.  Cash is still a big problem, as we're late with rent, have no money, and get the electricity turned off in 3 days.  Hey, if life wasn't a huge problem constantly, I'd think I was somehow living in the wrong body!

Now that detractors know our location, I'll tell everybody.  We're in Callejon Zeta (Alley Z), the entrance to which is across the street from Kentucky Derby Liquors.  Where they are, and how to get there, are on this website, elsewhere.  Most here worship Jesus, by the way.  I don't preach, so who you worship is okay with me.  I just tend to the needs of food, water, and medicine.  I'm worried about being all out of antibiotics:  Lots of people with infections. 

Most Rev. John Kitchin 

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