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Wednesday, December 15, 2010 - Microsoft Bing has us back down to Page 10 from a previous Page 5. This site has the best selection of information in the WORLD regarding San Diego Soup Kitchens, on Page B. Once upon a time, that was the ONLY info on this site. I give the complete reasoning in Chapter 13 of my book on Page R, but a synopsis is below in my blog for Nov. 22, 2010, on Home Page 2.
"The press is essential to all business. Good press is gold, but even bad press is a lot better than no press at all, which is the kiss of death." - P.T. Barnum. I produced and directed one television version of Milwaukee´s "Great Circus Parade". To this day there is a Press Tent, where reporters and press moguls alike can get a free glass of premium all-malt Scotch, or similar, leading me to believe that my British ancestors, who worshipped Bacchus, the god of alcohol, would be amused.Glenlevet or Glenfiddich is useful for getting Suzie to drop her pants, because it is so smooth you cannot even tell there´s any booze in it, and it weighs in at 90 proof or more. Have another ice cream drink, Suzie. You´re not wearing panties? That´s right, I forgot. You left them on the trolley. I keep telling you to leave those bald fat guys alone. Money? Okay, I understand. This is, after all, San Diego, the World´s Biggest Whorehouse.
New CBS Reality Television Series, "Sex on the Green Line", the story of San Diego´s trendy railroad that goes thru pretty parks, golf courses, shopping malls, San Diego State University, and more. Think of it as Santa´s sleigh on a railroad track.
Barnum´s Good Press, Bad Press, No Press quote is what was behind my suggestion last year in October that the Mafia Shotgun Dope Cartel Days of Tijuana made it more dangerous than Baghdad. Got me arrested, and I defended myself in Mexican court in Spanish. I argued that the next thing that had to be done is to try to profit from its infamousness (We DARE you to visit us here in TJ!) plus that would attract federal money from governments on both sides of the border, in order to fix the problem.
The judge agreed, and noted that, as a tourism author, I have an interest in more tourists. Case dismissed, and the police no longer bother me. I do have a comedy routine where a tourist accidentally pisses on the leg of a cop. Cops are human beings, much to the contrary of popular myth.
In the old days, when I smoked marijuana despite that being a criminal offense punished by at least two years in prison, I remember sitting with my brother in the front seat of his 1966 Chevy, listening to Pink Floyd´s new album, "Dark Side of the Moon." We were in a very beautiful and exclusive tourism area, Door County, frequented by Chicago´s wealthy.
Wisconsin is shaped like a hand, and Door County is the thumb, with the Frozen Tundra of Green Bay next door to it. One of the planet´s most beautiful places. Summers are all about yachting, and it is a French Riviera sort of place.
Getting back to smoking pot in a car, all of a sudden there is a loud knock on the car door, and a police officer in uniform is outside the car. I turn white. My brother opens the window, and thick billowing smoke pours out into his face. He says, "Jerry, that is really great weed, and I would like to buy another ounce." Time to relax. I was really worried. Yes, cops are human, too.
Back in 1979, the El Cajon Police (San Diego east suburb) used to water my marijuana plants when my roommates and I were on vacation. No joke. How times have changed! Fortunately, I gave up drugs over 30 years ago.
Extra For Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2010 - 2 entries for this date. Obituary for Patty (not the same friend who had surgery recently; this is another person.)
Today a good friend of mine died in Tijuana. She lived most of her life in the United States, having been smuggled in from South America. She found that the only way she could survive was to sell & use dope, so she did. Eventually, she gave up dope and months later joined Jehovah´s Witnesses in Tijuana. I had warned her that they could only make her problems worse, and they did. The Motherfucking Pig-Fucking Shit-headed Jehovah´s Cocksucking Witnesses drove her to suicide. Finding cunt-face "Jesus" did cause her to find God. Somebody needs to kill Jesus, for the good of God and us people.
I will do what I can to do something about this evil division of the Latter Day Saints. Agents of Satan need to be driven off of this planet. Pure evil, wrapped up in the buzz-name "Jesus".
Tuesday, December 14, 2010 - Christmas Greeting is in yesterday´s Blog. Last night, visiting my girl in Tijuana, 2 neighbors tried to rob me, calling me a White American Whore, in English. On the plus side, I told some "Bite Me!" jokes in Spanish this morning at the convenience store coffee line, and one rich Mexican bought me my coffee! And, all of the neighborhood is pissed off that the two guys treated me badly last night. So, like I say, if you encounter racism, speak up. 99.9% of all people do not tolerate same.
Q-Page (Questions Page) or Chapter 11 Questions: When you spent your weekend in the mental hospital, for writing your epitaph, did any of your Ancient Pagans try to help you? ♦ Yes, several came out of cover, including a female doctor who hugged me spiritually and took a blood sample for religious purposes. I do not ordinarily use love unless there is a specific reason, such as an ordination. I am probably the world´s least spiritual member of clergy.
What will save San Diego? ♦ I am not the person to ask, because I do not believe that the damage done by Mayor Sanders can ever be repaired.
Monday, December 13, 2010 - Reprinted from Holiday Greetings:
Christmas (Yule): Public Domain, 2010
Christmas, by whatever name, is our oldest holiday, and was celebrated as Yule, the Winter Solstice, for at least ten thousand years. There are ruins from Ancient Egypt, Stonehenge, and the Mayans which prove this. Centuries ago, the Solstice was on December 25th each year.
The British ancients celebrated by decorating trees, decorating a magical yule log, baking, and singing. Sound familiar? With the eventual Christianization of the British, perhaps 800 years ago, the god Father Time or Father Christmas (nothing to do with Christianity or Jesus) became the Roman Saint Nicholas, a real bishop who advocated giving toys and presents to poor children on Christmas. He really wore the red robe in the depiction of Santa Claus, which is how "Saint Nicholas" is pronounced in Spanish or Latin.
The United States adopted British customs for Christmas, with the sleigh and reindeer coming out of the creative genius of British poet Robert Frost: "Twas the night before Christmas..." Uniquely American (USA), the Macy's Parade in New York City emphasized gifts on Christmas for everyone, not just needy children. A shopping holiday is born! They also invented Rudolph, a red-nosed reindeer toy that was the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" of its day.
From its beginnings, Yule or Christmas has been a celebration of family, not presents. It also gives thanks to the ending of shorter daytimes each day, longer days returning. Christmas is a US holiday regardless of your religion, and is also the day when Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus, who was actually born in March of the year 4 B.C.E. (Before Current Epoch). Don't be upset, as neither George Washington nor Abraham Lincoln were born on the day of the holiday which honors their birthday. (The Epoch of the British Empire began in the year zero, with the defeat of the Roman Army by Pagan Queen Joan, the first Queen of England.)
Christmas lights are a Jewish idea, originating out of Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights. The tree is Viking or Norse Pagan, and the idea of taking time off to visit relatives is Islamic (Ramadan). Our traditional menu at Christmas is mostly European Pagan and Native American Indian. Obviously a multi-cultural holiday.
Origins of the word Christmas: An old Pagan word, indicating a celebration involving the god of Yule, Father Christmas, or Father Time. This is the old man depicted in the New Year's Eve celebrations. He dies at the end of the year, giving birth to the god Baby Christmas, or El Niño, the baby new year. Bad habits are supposed to die along with old Father Christmas at the end of the year, resulting in the new baby year, and good (or better) habits. The Semitic Pagans, who became the Jews, celebrated Christmas.
The Christians made Yule, or Christmas, their high holiday around 600 thru 800 years ago. To help blend Paganism with Christianity, they took advantage of the word Christmas beginning with the word "Christ", the name, coincidentally, of the Jewish Messiah that the Christians today worship as God.
Books from 5 thousand years ago refer to Christmas. Christianity is only 3 thousand years old, beginning with the Gnostic Christians, a group of Jews in 1000 BCE waiting for their Messiah. Many of their writings are contained in a book called the Nag Hammadi Library. Christianity did not begin with the birth of Jesus. It began a thousand years before that. And Christmas traces back to all religions, but each on their own day(s), and in their own way.
Enjoy our holiday. John Kitchin, NZ9F.com
Sunday, December 12, 2010 - Media Page (M) News Stories.
Saturday, December 11, 2010 - One new Chew Section joke today.
I want to thank the anonymous donor that paid for my friend´s surgery. She would have died.
I remember planning a camping trip down the Baja to one of Mexico´s national parks. It was a January trip, but since it is the Baja, and the map elevation is only 4,000 feet, I packed light clothing and tent material. I arrived to a deserted campground, and the snow didn´t bother me, as it probably melts right away, anyway, right? Nearly froze to death. The map was metric. The mountain elevation was 4,000 meters (4 kilometers), not 4,000 feet!
Bomb Factory Deactivated: I have long complained to the White House (last 3 Administrations) that the illegal immigrants who smuggle in dope have also been smuggling in bombs and bomb materials. President Obama recently secretly began using full-scale military surveilance hardware at the border, same coming back from the wars, to put a stop to same.
This resulted in tracing illegal shipments and finding a bomb factory in Escondido, a San Diego north suburb. The largest amount of bomb materials ever found illegally in one place was then identified. Authorities torched the home, as it would be too risky even to send in bomb robots.
Now I want to suggest the use of Ground Penetrating Radar, to find all the border tunnels. San Diego´s ASW School (Anti-Submarine Warfare) uses things like that, and this could be a training mission, perhaps. How´s that for an idea?
Unaffordable "Affordable Housing": Mayor Sanders recently had to take political cover because of being identified as coming up with the plans that resulted in so much homelessness in San Diego. So, he attended a media photo-op, touting the City´s "Affordable Housing" program. Affordable for whom? Rich people? The program charges rents that are more than double that which we can afford. Raise the amount of SSI payments? Sorry, that´s heresy. Rich bastards would then need to pay higher taxes. Goes against the plans of the Gestapo Judeo-Mormon Master Race. Heil Kismet!
Prophecy: I have been avoiding writing about this, because it is so negative that I don´t even want to know about it, much less tell others. In the next 60 years, China will rule the world, with the second most powerful nation being Mexico. Both nations make it a capital offense to have a child, plus completely suppress human rights. Ultimately, the United States and most of Canada becomes a part of Mexico.
The United States of Mexican America calls itself the US or USA, too. The Mexican Emperor (dictator) uses nuclear weapons to vaporize both Israel and Palestine, ending conflict there. He then genetically identifies and kills every Jew and Arab on the planet. He calls himself The Messiah, and claims to be doing the work of God. I disagree, and watch helplessly from heaven.
Thursday, December 9, 2010 - Death of a Priestess - Obituary.
Cannot be completed yet, as she did not yet die. Also new jokes at Chew.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010 - President´s Message Click Link. First use of television video on this website.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
City council meeting today, but nothing important. I begin to give Service Provider Ratings and Rating Criteria on a new web-page called Service Ratings. Some of this info is also given on the Donations Page, called help.
Home blog will give the Truth About God. If you read my bio, I describe my meeting with God (Page R). I was curious, and asked "Him", although "He" is actually an "It", neither male nor female. God is an intelligent being made of pure energy, "dark energy" in physics. He contains in memory everything that has ever happened, in all universes, including the future. God exists in a dimension beyond time, and created time and thus space for us to exist.
He lives outside of all universes, and is not all-powerful. He is not capable of touching anything, and can only order beings to do things. He created the rules of science, and is constrained to those rules only. So, there are things that He cannot do, except He does have the ability to stop and even reverse time, in order to get a different outcome.
Heaven exists because God wanted intelligent beings to live forever, like Himself, and needed a place to put them. Hell does not exist, but it is possible to be sent back to Earth to live a miserable life. Suicide is permitted, and God considers it to be a part of Free Will. No one is a slave, all may escape.
I visited heaven and considered it boring, sort of like being on a thumb-drive in God's laptop. I was told that it is fun to live there, but not to visit. I explain below. The main reason Earth exists is to create memories that can be used in heaven. Spirits do not hear, see, smell, etc., but humans do. Our bodies allow sights, sounds, smells, tastes, touches, experiences, music, and much more that make being a spirit more fulfilling. Without these, heaven would be no fun. Heaven re-lives your finest experiences, allowing you to correct past mistakes, too!
God judges us upon our intelligence, which has nothing to do with science, creativity, nor education. Intelligence is the ability to get along with other cultures and creatures, without war, violence, lies, cheating, stealing, or anger. Basically, God is love, and looks for our works of love. No other criterion than intelligence. Those who have learned how not to be assholes are welcome in heaven. Otherwise, they create too many problems there.
Many get sent back to Earth (and other places) to try to get it right. This is a tough species and planet, because both are very primative, plus humans do not live very long. Add the fact that here, you almost need to be mean to survive.
Finding that there acually is a God was one of life's most interesting experiences for me. More in my bio, Page R. Like all ministers, I was an atheist (big secret). I have now met other ministers who have had a one-on-one encounter with God. Every single one of them is involved in helping to feed poor people! Me included. Does that say anything about what God wants? Some of the people who speak for the San Diego homeless are Bob McElroy (Alpha Project), David Ross (WaterMan), John (Schlitz) Kitchin (myself), and Tresh Souza (So Others May Eat, Inc.)
Monday, December 6, 2010 - Coming: Yahoo!, today Bing site rated.
This site is on Page 6 of Bing, and Page 6 of Yahoo. Google had us completely off its list again for a few days, but we are back on Page 10. I had already dropped all that "Boycott Google" stuff, I´m just looking for fairness in presenting issues that are not part of the Judeo-Mormon Master Race Propaganda that is the only thing you can read or see on TV nowadays. My main point is that a homeless intellectual, such as myself, understands homelessness better than those with other interests. And, solving any problem involves first understanding it as thoroughly as possible. Agree?
The intellectuals among San Diego´s homeless do speak thru this site. Most need to remain anonymous, or embarrass universities, peers, family, etc. I argue that, by rights, the "dissent" website (this one) should be listed in the first page of choices. This would help assure the public that there is not a conspiracy to conceal information from them (although there is). Suppression of dissent is a NAZI tactic, and the Jews among you should be extremely upset! Hence, "Camp New Aushwitz" run by the Judeo-Mormon Master Race. Understand? (SD Homeless News)
This is the only website run by the homeless ourselves, and so it is the only one that actually represents our interests, and understands fully the situation. How can the government speak for us on its government websites? How can the news media speak for us? San Diego has only one homeless journalist, and he is typing this into a computer right now. As for me, the webmaster, my bio is on Pages R and R2 and Ch. 13 page (won´t fit on one web-page), and my social networking info is on the my_photo page.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Two interesting true experiences I had that I need to relate, regarding mutual help. 1.) I was in Reno, Nevada, on a busy street downtown, when a bus made a turn and was about to hit a little girl. Her mother, across the street, was screaming. I made the mental calculation that no one but myself was close enough to do anything, so I jumped into the path of the bus, grabbed the girl, and got us both back onto the curb. Her mother invited me out for coffee.
I told her that I was feeling very down and even suicidal because I rarely get any love or sex. She laughed, and I took offense, until she showed me her business card as a licensed prostitute. You can guess the rest.
2.) I was cruising my van thru the Southern Arizona desert, and became stuck in the soft sand. When all was over, the sand was up to my windshield. I climbed out the window, wondering what to do because of being 50 miles from the nearest telephone. Then I saw a bulldozer coming thru the sand, here, in the middle of nowhere. He stopped, got out, and was cursing and kicking the sand. I went over to ask what was wrong, and he told me that he forgot to fill the gas tank. Very long way to the nearest gas station, too.
In the back of my van, I kept 3 5-gallon gascans, about 54 litres total, so I put it in his tank, he pulled my van out, and we were both on our way. There are about 50 such incidents in my life, but these two are noteworthy, regarding two people being in the right place at the right time for each other.
Thursday, December 2, 2010 - My 40th Anniversary of becoming self-employed for life.
Ran into cash trouble this month, needing emergency antibiotics, shoes (big holes and big puddles) and more, so I ran out of money and got thrown out of my $2/night hotel. I got called a "gabacho", which is the Mexican word for "White US Nigger". Lots of racism in Tijuana. The moral of the story is to not spend money on anything ever. Starve and die.
Camp New Auschwitz, the San Diego homeless interment and concentration camp for those too poor to afford exhorbitant rent is one possibility. It is run by the Master Race, the Judeo-Mormons. What would Moses think? He would be disappointed that the Jews got so far off course from God. Jesus would shrug his shoulders and say it isn't his problem. Mohammed would call for death of the rich and police. Marx would advocate nonviolent civil disobedience, and intentionally fill all the jails. Luther would be upset but take no action. Maslow, same. What about John Schlitz (me)?
I have already listed 3 dozen temporary solutions all over my website, on the Homeless Assembly Page, and the Solutions Page, and Home Blog, lots more. Now I list permanent solutions and useful actions in the December issue of San Diego Homeless News. You should read it if you are homeless, or a homeless advocate, or in the government, or are a homeless service provider. It is actually a part of my college course in homelessness, Page B4-100.
Our organized response to resumed ticketing and harassment needs to be increased voter registration, plus moving voters who are homeless here from all over the US. Are you Northern Cities willing to pay the travel costs of your homeless to move to San Diego for the winter? They will most likely never be back!
Monday, November 29, 2010 - December Edition of the San Diego Homeless News is partially available at SDHN. One "new" joke on Chew, from a different section of this website. Lots of humor appears in places other than the humor pages.
Sunday, November 28, 2010 - Success Doesn´t Last Long:
A day later we are page 8 of Bing, 14 of Yahoo, and 9 on Google, which is way better than previously being not listed at all on Google. Yahoo is actually treating us worse than Google, despite this being a Yahoo website!
If I had some cash I would throw a party for some of the US people in Tijuana, for Thanksgiving. I used to do that down at North City Cab on Cable and Voltaire in Ocean Beach (San Diego), under boss Bill Price. A far cry from my days at the La Jolla Marine Room! (my_photo page) I left the cab business because of a Gestapo being elected Mayor. I knew it could no longer be profitable under Sanders. All the good cab drivers left. Most work in other cities now.
Saturday, November 27, 2010 - Number One on Bing! Thanks, MSN.
I knew there was a valid reason why I programmed 200 Tijuana cafe shared computers to come up on Yahoo and Bing instead of Google. They all got nice toolbars, too.
Visted the Tijuana Poorhouse yesterday (Casa de Pobres or Pobrecitos). It is west of Downtown in the Alta Vista Hills. Breakfast consisted of oatmeal with lots of milk, an apple, beans, and 3 corn tortillas. No beverage, but Padre Chava has coffee, milk for children, and a ham sandwich with lettuce and tomato on a Mexican hoagie (large) hardroll (bolillo grande). I am currently checking out the US Citizen homeless sites in Tijuana. As Padre Juan Cocina (John Kitchin in Spanish) I know most of these people. Several cried to see me in line. 24,000 meals in two years, but I needed to know what one guy´s SSI check could do.
Continued when I can afford more internet time. It does cost money.
Friday, November 26, 2010
I want to propose a tax on baseball tickets which would pay for the costs of housing the homeless displaced by the San Diego Padres Petco Park, and related condo projects.
A man in "The Bottoms" Ghetto, the San Diego homeless area, invited me in yesterday for a Thanksgiving dinner. I told him no thanks, because last year there was so much human blood and semen in the food that I was sick for nearly a month. I will go home to my human piss and shit infested sidewalk and eat my can of tuna given to me by Lutheran Social Services. That is something to be thankful for.
Eventually, all the excessive DNA in the food makes the homeless highly mentally ill, and then we get put on television as a "typical homeless" person. I don´t even go to the Starvation (Salvation) Army anymore for half a hotdog for listening to an hour or more of Jesus-Rubbish. I would rather go hungry.
What do I really need and want? A young medical intern asked me the ultimate question, "What is it you really need, but could never dream of asking for?" My reply was "Tantric sex", and she nodded her head, whatever that is supposed to mean, but was quickly reprimanded. It has been 15 years, and that may have something to do with sidewalks making people look and smell bad, especially to other gnostics (holy people).
I need the gift of death. That would end hell. What did I ever do to get sent to hell here to begin with? My whole life I have done nothing but help people. That is not a good reason to be stuck here in hell. I will pray that you escape, too. I need psychiatric help? So far about 60 different professionals have found me to be extremely sane, intellectual, extremely intelligent, and in good spirits. They all wished me goodbye. Tell the devil that his planet sucks. Perhaps we do need a group that helps the homeless end our own lives.
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