Chapter One:       Many people have the name John Kitchin, so which one am I?  Well, I'm not the Mayor of Bristol, England, nor am I the famous Professor of Chemical Engineering at Carnegie Mellon University.  I'm not the Chief Justice of the British Supreme Court.   I'm not the pediatrician, the San Diego neurologist and author (Slomo), nor any of a dozen lawyers by the name, worldwide.  I have argued law cases as a volunteer legal counsel, including 2 in the Wisconsin Supreme Court, so I could be on legal papers as the attorney in a few actions, though I'm not a lawyer.

     I'm also not the gun expert, the poet, nor the cartoonist.  I am one of the 3 authors with the name.  I am the electronic engineer, heating and air conditioning engineer and inventor, book author (camping, outdoors, travel, and politics), the newspaper article writer (every topic), the chess champion and instructor, the amateur (ham) radio television personality and instructor, the burglar alarm equipment inventor, the radio and television producer-director, and the minister (Interdenominational Pagan Bishop, including Ancient Judaism and Reform Christianity, the latter being those Christian churches that are neither Catholic nor Protestant.)

     Born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I went to Catholic grade school, and was required to attend Mass every day, and go to Communion every day for 8 years.  That, and the huge amount of human blood and semen in the School Lunch food, served by the priests and nuns, had a very abusive effect on my life.  For a discussion on what is called "Spirituality", involving teaching, socializing, controlling, and even brainwashing others by placing your blood or semen into their food, secretly, see Appendix G, Gnosis.  Very badly damaged me, felt greatly to this day.  It did not help that at least 15 priests tried to take me to bed, but it also did not hurt.  All it did was teach me that religious ministers do not believe in God.  Good thing for a religion victim to know!

     Writing:  To say that I've had an interesting life is an extreme understatement.  Many people either don't believe what I've all experienced, or are astounded by it.  Often, combinations of both.  Many, too, would rather not know.  I give you, the reader, enough things that you could privately investigate the truth, if desired, and I'm also sure that a handful of people who don't like me will try very hard to walk on everything I say.  I'm way used to that!  Has happened all my life, and I am certain that all religious victims get the same treatment.

     To tell you about my life, I have to teach you so much that you might learn more from this book than from any other book you ever read.  The problem I have is that there's so much to cover that this would easily be a college course at an advanced level.  After all, it starts by teaching you Gnosis, short for hypnosis, something that every professional knows about, but nobody else does.  I've taught at 2 universities, and I'm good at teaching, but never tried to teach college material to the general public before.  A huge feat.  I like a challenge.

     The way I write forces people to think:  Am I being straight-up, faceteous, humorous, or telling you a lie so that you figure out the truth?  I once said that Mad Cow Disease and Alzheimers are the same.  Ridiculous statement, until you try to debunk it and end up finding out things that science does not admit.  I could have instead told you, but I would not have been believed.  Alzheimers Disease may very well be Mad Chicken Yolk disease, the point being made.

     I call my writing style Mirror Imaging, in that however you feel about me is probably what is really true about you.  It's a very old way to write, going back to Ancient Judaism.  If you think I'm intelligent, then you are.  If you think I'm crazy, then you need mental help.  And, if you think I'm stupid, well, you guessed it.  You've already read lots of things that I've written before, but you didn't know it was me.

        Authors use pen-names, fake names that they made up, just like actors and actresses do.  It's for opposite reasons, however.  Actors want to become more famous, using their new name as a trademark for their work.  Authors who write controversial works want to remain anonymous.  Neither John Lennon nor Salman Rushdie should have used their real names, for example.  Too many lunatics out there.  Lennon paid with his life!  Almost everything I wrote before 2010 was under a different pen name or other, not even re-using any.

       Genetic Memory:  Now I know why I went into clinical psychology and psychopharmacology for my education.  And, why I was permitted to do so.  I've also learned why I spent so much time learning to be a world-class author.  My writings have greatly influenced the fields of law, medicine, politics, and even religion, not to mention the field of journalism itself.  I have many gifts, but only the gift of writing permits sharing these with you, and the world.  (The internet helps a lot, of course.) 

     We've all seen children who have no mental capacity but can play piano like a master.  And, incapacitated people who can speak many languages, perform mental arithmetic, or become a human calendar.  Several of the Great Composers wrote operas and such when only 9 or 10 years old, and in a matter of days!  We are born with amazing knowledge, and that's what genetic memory is.  We all have it; we refer to these things as talents.  Same source, genetic memory, or instinct.  My talents are writing, engineering, psychology, pharmacy, law, and ministry.  All professions.   I actually earned a living all my life without government help or disability money until the recent economic crisis.  I think God will have pity on George W. Bush for his economic mental retardation.  He started a civil war between the rich and poor, and everybody loses.  Stupidity sucks.

     It's a disorder of perspective, complicated with cognitive dissonance, but dissonance can be resolved (or at least justified), and perspectives can be changed.  To draw an analogy, you and I are standing on 2 different hilltops, near each other.  Each of us can see a wide range of land below.  Most everything we see is the same.

     The child was born with memories, real memories, that are part of its "instinct", and those memories contradict what the child is being taught.  We're all born with instinct, and some religions even think that these prove reincarnation from past lives.  There's no proof of that, but lots of proof of Genetic Memory.  Instinct is a very real thing, and the basis of the disorders manifesting themselves in ADD, ADHD, and Autism.  Same thing, all 3, varying only in degree.

     When I was a very little boy, I tried to be as good at reading and writing as I could.  My dad was an office manager, and had to initial paperwork a lot. Copying him, whenever I drew a picture, or painted a watercolor, I initialed it as mine.  Not being old enough to understand the alphabet, I used a 5-pointed star to indicate me.  Quite probably, some of my early drawings are still extant.

     Later, when I learned the letters of my name, my real initials, I added "JK" to the star.  Later yet, I learned that a star with 6 points is easier to make, by drawing 2 triangles.  Now my initials were on a Star of David!  Genetic Memory?  Oh, definitely, but I didn't know that until recently.  The whole ADD thing in me consisted of that, and the reason that we ADD and Autistic kids are shunned from participation in religion is that our genetic memories ("instincts") are at odds with society's "truths".

     The reason that the red butterfly is afraid of the green snake is that grandpa red butterfly saw grandma butterfly get eaten by a green snake.  That memory was passed down, so that not all red butterflies have to learn by observation, nor by being eaten themselves.  We call Genetic Memory "instinct", and all species have it, especially us humans!  Over 99% of your DNA is memory molecules, the other 1% or less containing the blueprint to build you as an organism!

     Some of my earlier memories that don't belong to me deal with a fear of heights.  I remember being thrown from church steeples more than once, thrown out of windows, and thrown off cliffs.  Only once do I remember being drowned, and I never remember being stoned to death, but I was crucified once.  I don't remember ever being poisoned, either.  I'm careful regarding heights because of instinct.  I'm also careful regarding swimming.  I'm not afraid of crosses, but Christian zealots do frighten me.

     I'm very good at baking bread, and soft pretzels, and brewing beer.  Probably instinct.  I taught these things at Milwaukee Free University, years ago, as Professor of Brewery Arts.  Earned me the nickname John Schlitz, after the famous "world's largest" brewery.  The univerisity no longer exists, but I'm still here.  The brewery is gone, too.  Baking and brewing are considered the same thing in Germany, beer being liquid bread.  Both are made from cattle feed, a way of feeding grain to a human.

     Humans cannot digest grass, and much of the world has nothing else that will grow there.  So, we feed that grass to cows, and drink their milk, along with making cheese, ice cream, and yogurt.  And, we eat beef (cows) themselves, too.  While we can't digest grasses, we can digest grass seeds, such as corn, which we call grain.

     In early times, bakeries and breweries used the same quarters for both companies.  The same yeast strain, top fermenting yeast, is used for both ale and bread.  It is found naturally in the reproductive system of every human female.  It's a bacterium, held in check by the woman's immune system.  A problem with that system can cause a yeast infection.

     Male reproductive systems contain the other form of yeast, bottom-fermenting, which is used to make beer and wine.   It can be used for bread, but is very slow to make bread rise.  Female (top) yeast is much faster.

     Yeast itself has no sex, and reproduces by cloning itself.  There are, over time, mutations, however.  Yeast "exhales" carbon dioxide, making the bubbles in beer, champagne, and bread.  To this day, bread will rise or wine will ferment using the yeast from a human.  Sound gross?  We humans consume the bodily fluids of stinky barn animals called cows.  Monastic ale is a beer made using real human semen to ferment it, and can be found in most well-stocked import sections of liquor stores.  I remember making a lot of bread, even before this lifetime.  At the university, I taught a number of brewery people in Milwaukee.  Hops, by the way, is a green flower that is a natural antibiotic.  Kills most germs, but not the yeast bacterium!

     My genetic memories have been a benefit.  Care regarding swimming and high places.  Brewing and baking.  I'm also an ace at making useful campfires, out of almost nothing, and then I am able to keep them from spreading and harming the forest.  Any wonder why I write books on camping?  I enjoyed being a cave man, obviously!

     I became more and more familiar with my Genetic Memory, and now know most of it.  I also remember being born, being circumcised, and even once briefly running into God.  Parts of that meeting remain inaccessable to me, and I even know why.  Some of what I learned, I don't want to know.

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