DIARY

CH. 13, dIARY

My date with fame:  One of my earlier ministries in life (late 1960’s/early 1970’s) was to help poor people by sneaking them into Milwaukee Summerfest, a huge multi-stage multi-day rock festival featuring top national acts.  Held on the waterfront, the event had no fence on the LakeMichigan

side of it.  I snuck them in on my boat, a water-ski craft, although “snuck” is an inappropriate word, as most of the officials knew what I was doing.  I only brought people in who couldn’t afford to pay, anyway.  No money lost.  Besides, John Schlitz helped promote the event, by helping with the City of

Festivals Parade, a publicity event.  I actually produced a television version one year.  Late one night, a young woman waved at me out on my boat from the performer’s area, also on the water but with a huge fence there.  We talked, and I invited her to tour the harbor and Downtown by boat.  She climbed the fence, hopped in, and we took the river convergence channel to the Milwaukee River, downtown.  On the way, people on the bridges and alongside the river were waving and making a big fuss.  Now, I got waved at a lot as hippie John Schlitz, the guy who pulled all sorts of stunts and wrote for the underground newspapers, but tonight was different.  Way more commotion than usual.  Something was up.

“Are you somebody famous?”  I asked.  She reminded me that I had picked her up in the performer’s area.  She also said that she appreciated being treated like an ordinary person for a change.  She knew who I was, but I didn’t know who she was!  We talked, she thanked me for a fine evening, and then climbed the huge fence back into the performer’s area.  Her last words to me, “Have you ever heard of Janis Joplin?”  Memory kicked in immediately.  God had actually given me a perk for my ministry to poor people.  And,Joplin, knowing who John Schlitz was, and what I was doing, was a part of that.  We were much-photographed that night on my boat.  Anybody got a photo?

Diary Chronologically, from the beginning:

This is the day-blog of the Tijuana Rescue Mission, including the formation of this website, the curing of the author's autism, and the author meeting God.  It is here to chronicle the process of the writing of this book.  The author's comments are in [brackets].

Sunday, Jan. 17, 2010

The Tijuana Rescue Mission was so low on money and food that I couldn't feed anyone, even myself.  So, I got up at 6 AM, crossed the border, rode the trolley to Downtown San Diego, and stood in the Salvation Army breakfast food line.  For me.

While waiting, I spoke with a man, answering his questions about Paganism.  I was honest, and wondered whether he was a police officer, newspaper reporter, or what.  Much of what I said can be found in Chapter 7. 

He wanted to know if the Tijuana Rescue Mission is a tax-exempt nonprofit corporation under U.S. law.  I told him it wasn't, but it isn't in the United States, either.  It is a church, in Mexico, under Mexican law.  I told him of our financial problems, and he said that same was good news.  He said he thought we were "trashing Christianity". 

Salvation Army disagreed, fed me breakfast, and gave me food to take back to Tijuana.  I did offer to write them a sermon or two.  Would SA share with Jewish Community Services, or vice versa?  Of course!  Here, they were sharing with Freedom Reigns, dedicated to the Patron Saint of the USA, St. Freedom, or Lady Liberty.  (Wish I had a car, as hauling food on the trolley is difficult.)

Several people asked if the people I serve are Mexican.  They're all Americans, and speak English.  After I fed everyone, and they cleaned the alley, police arrested nearly everybody, which they do periodically.  They'll all be back out of jail in a matter of hours.  That's normal police behavior in border towns.

I bundled together their tents and sleeping bags, putting them into storage.

I wanted to visit St. Vincent's today, but needed to get back to my people with food.  Another time.  My solution for peace in Israel was censored out of page S, so it went out to the Pagan Clergy via "ESP" (FAX).  Patience.  Takes longer, but It'll happen.

Freedom Reigns wishes to thank the Salvation Army, Downtown San Diego, for its food donation to the Tijuana Rescue Mission.  May you never need the same from us, but if you do, I'll try.  Cash is still a big problem, as we're late with rent, have no money, and get the electricity turned off in 3 days.  Hey, if life wasn't a huge problem constantly, I'd think I was somehow living in the wrong body!

Now that detractors know our location, I'll tell everybody.  We're in Callejon Zeta (Alley Z), the entrance to which is across the street from Kentucky Derby Liquors.  Where they are, and how to get there, are on this website, elsewhere.  Most here worship Jesus, by the way.  I don't preach, so who you worship is okay with me.  I just tend to the needs of food, water, and medicine.  I'm worried about being all out of antibiotics:  Lots of people with infections. 

Most Rev. John Kitchin

Monday, Jan. 18, 2010  ML King Day

I identified the killer of MLK in the Seasons Greetings! section.

My girlfriend Gabrielle (Gabi) is a tiny bit sick with the flu.  I'm immune, as it's swine flu.  Her wife Grace is very ill.  Made them some chicken soup.  Gave them some love, borrowed from Wicca.  Thanks, Wicca.  Your people don't have to be taught much at all.  Fit right in.

Today, I wrote the editorial "Please Become A Christian", to go in Chapter 10, and some new material for a new humor and food page, called Bite Me!  Doesn't have a page number yet.  A7 would be a for-profit page, or C9 not-for-profit, or D2, "daily" blog.  We'll get there.  Can't afford enuf web time to type all this in.  [old page numbering system.]

Today, a Mexican guy at a restaurant in El Cajon told me that I look exactly like the guy who runs the Tijuana Rescue Mission, Padre Juan Cocina.  Juan Cocina is John Kitchin in Spanish, and a pen name of mine.  I'm on the books as a Catholic Priest in Mexico.  Never say a word about Paganism.  Girlfriends?  Priests are expected to have them.  Nobody wants them playing with children.  If you're Mexican, you know that.  Ask a Mexican.

Wrote a Solutions Page article today, too, on how to save the US economy.  Can't afford to post it.  Will check my PO Box for donations, tomorrow.  My mission was entered today, and several manuscripts were stolen.  They either picked the extremely secure locks, or had a key.  I have the only copies of these rare lock keys, too.  Used to investigate burglaries, remember?  (Chapt. 2.)

A few things disappeared from this website, too, which is why I want an icon called "Print Entire Website" installed.  Don't know how to do that.  Once upon a time, in Court, I gave a fantastic legal presentation, only to have the official court record, entirely falsified, to make me look like a nut.  I said, "Your Honor, persuant to 8779B, Stats, ..."  The Court Record read:  "I think killer bees are invading my ears.  Sometimes UFO aliens hide out in there."  I'm not making this up.  I was secretly running a tape recorder, so I submitted a Revised Court Record.  Falsification of Court Records (intentionally) is the reason that it is now illegal to tape court proceedings.  It was legal at the time I did it.  No more. 

If the trial transcript of The Roman People vs. Jesus of Nazareth does still exist, is it real, or false?    I was denied Copyright permission, or I'd print it.  ESP tells me that AGC (American Gnostic Church, Corpus Christi, TX) no longer has it.  Maybe they never did.

I'm getting heavily censored, but probably not by Yahoo.  Iluminati (religious police) have been a nuisance.

Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2010

Very frustrating using a non-working mouse, and a keyboard missing several keys.  Nobody to feed this morning, because heavy rain forced everybody indoors, into a condemned building 2 blocks north.  Can't go there, as it's controlled by a drug cartel, operated by a major political party.  They run the local government, and operate the heroin trade, too.

Visited El Cajon (east suburb of San Diego, for all you Australians on the site) to talk with a lawyer.  Won't get to do that, but will visit my PO Box in Alpine, to see if I can continue operating the TJ Rescue Mission (a church) and this website.  No donations received.  Gotta be somebody out there who cares.  Haven't found him or her. 

Christians should note that Chapter 10 Editorial #4, is called "Please Become A Christian!"  I really mean that, and I plead the case for people having an easier time in life by joining a Christian church.  Really.  But, if that doesn't work out, well, better to have some real religion, any relilgion, than no religion at all.  You'll like what I say.  New Public Blog page today, Chapter 11 (Page T or Q.)

Comment on it if you want.  Electronic G back on today, but some on and some off.  That can cause bipolar disorder, but not in me.  I do need to use love or grace or spirituality in my work in Tijuana, because sometimes nothing else will work!  I put love into the pains people have, because I have no pain pills and no antibiotics.  Love at least makes it feel better.  It is well-known in Mexico that a priest can do that.

With the cash problems, should I charge a dollar to log onto this website?  How about a $10 annual fee?  I can't ethically create a few High Priestess Temple Virgins and rent them out by the hour, can I?  How about I encourage a "million" homeless and/or Pagan people to move to San Diego (or El Cajon), register to vote, and elect me Mayor?  No, I don't like politics.

Somebody tried to poison me the other day, in the El Cajon Transit Center.  Dropped something right into my coffee, hoping I wouldn't notice.  I did.  Didn't drink it, FUCK-HEAD!  Irritating to be treated sub-human.  Are you Tommy, the Pinball Wizard (deaf, dumb and blind)?  Well, feel my fingers then.  The middle one is sticking up at you.

On the positive end, I figured out today who and what Jesus was.  Messiah?  Don't know.  Space alien?  Definitely not.  God?  Maybe.  I'll know the answer to that one, if the rest of this information comes out.  Maybe that's why I'm drawing so much heat.  I now know a whole bunch of stuff that I can't even print, and much that I don't wanna know.

Wednesday, Jan. 20, 2010  ORIGINALLY CENSORED OUT:

Loaves and fishes?  Wish I had either one at the Tijuana Rescue Mission.  Contributed my last $80 to pay the 2-month electric bill, avoiding a cutoff at 4 pm today.  Had $2 left over, and that bought 18 flour tortillas and a bag of rice to go with 18 donated eggs.  Couldn't give out medicine, as none left and no money.  Not enough love to do faith healing, either.

Visiting the El Cajon library today, for free computer time.  Need about 4 hours a day, and 2 is max permitted.  Many people have several library cards, so that they get more use, as two different people.  I'm too honest to do that.  Honesty has always been my weakness.  I'm way too truthful.

Get a computer?  And plug it into what sidewalk?  I'd be asking for big trouble if I used a laptop.  Too much cyberfeces.  That's when cookies get digested.  Can cause cyberfarting.  With no "home" computer, there's no toxic cookies, no cyberfarts, and no cyberfeces.  Cyber-understand?

No electronic G today.  (I know about it because I helped design it.)  Okay, we can do this the old-fashioned way:  Let's make some High Priestesses.  I had to shut down the "Mighty Five Thousand" phone line today, for the first time in 20 years (619-390-5000)!  It means no longer servicing heating & air, but e-mail could be used for engineering.  It's sad to be out of business after 40 years!

I think perhaps Jesus held the genetic memory (explained elsewhere) of an early Jewish religious leader, perhaps Abraham or Moses.  All Christians are also Jewish, because they hold the Old Testament to be the Word of God.  And, if Jesus was the Messiah, or King of the Jews, then He gets to change the entire religion and culture any way He wants.  He gets to make a New Testament With God.

Was Jesus in posession of the genetic memory of Abraham?  Moses?  After all, his mother was a Temple Virgin, a Jewish High Priestess.  I picked up a Torah today, in English (Old Testament).  I'm going to be reading the words of Moses.  Might not be Abraham.  I will blog onward, and you'll know when I do.  I'll drop it all on the web, provided I can survive financially.  Did Abraham write anything?

I'm fascinated by this whole process.  I actually have an education in Clinical Psychology, with graduate work, too.  I'd think I was bonkers if I didn't know better!  And now I know what ELSE Autism is:  Genetic Memory demanding to come OUT!

End.  John (Schlitz Abraham) Kitchin 

This web page was censored out by hacking.

Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010

Any day missing (such as yesterday) was censored out.  Will re-install, eventually.  Spent last night (cold and rainy) huddled between two warm priestesses.  Fully clothed, not sexual, but much affection.  Feel wonderful today.  On my way to Alpine, to find out that my PO Box still has no donations, I stopped in at Ralph's Groceries in El Cajon.

A miracle?  Well, they had a large hunk of beef (roast) in the meat section which was incorrectly priced 37 cents.  I bought it, and since their official equipment marked it that way, they had to sell it to me. 

Wry humor:  Leap of faith?  No, that's not when somebody jumps from one religion to another.  That's religious ping-pong.  They have to let your spirit bounce on the table, before another religion gets to take a whack at it.

Our Pagan-Kosher food symbol (mostly Wiccan) is the letter K with a five-pointed star around it.  Our Ancient Pagan tracking cookie is the letter P with a square around it.  Patronize our friends in the food business!  Buying foods from producers friendly to us greatly helps them economically!  It helps us, too, because they pay to use our food symbols.

It occured to me that this website, in addition to being reference information, is also somewhat of a university.  Not a Pagan seminary, by any means, but rather an academy of "different" learning.  I will cooperate, and allow you, my readers, to determine what "course" I teach next.

These are college-level courses (I've taught college before, and my monicker "John Schlitz" comes from the fact that I was "Prof. of Brewery Arts" at Milwaukee Free University, now defunct.)

Courses Proposed:  Ham Radio 100, Brewing Beer At Home 100, Homeless 101 (for professionals who deal with the homeless), Small Business Survival 101, Ancient Paganism (Introduction For Ministers) 200, How To Run A Rescue Mission 300, Autism and ADD 700 (Doctoral Level), and Paganism In The Military 850 (Post-Doctoral, and a clergy book available only on-line from a US Government Secrets website.  Basically a handbook for submarine use.)

You tell me what works out best.  I can be e-mailed at:  JK@NZ9F.com.   Thanks.

Friday, Jan. 22, 2010

Christians please note that my editorial (Ch. 10, #4), entitled "Please Become A Christian!" is real, and I really mean that.  I very much encourage Christianity.  I'm a bishop, and since most of the clergy under me is Christian, that makes me, technically, a Christian bishop.  However, there is also non-Christian clergy under me, too.

Website has been extensively censored, but missing pages went out by FAX to those people interested.  Jan. 20 will be on Home Page if I can get it on there somehow. 

I seem to be seeing, amazingly, is both proof that God does exist (I've been an atheist most of my life) plus it may very well be that Jesus was the Messiah, or the Christ.  It isn't quite as simple as all that, though, and apologies to the Jews.  Neither religion should kill me, because what I have to say is amazing.

The Moslems (Nation of Islam) consider Jesus to be a "Great Prophet" (no, not "profit", that's Mormon!)  Second only to Mohammed.  Does that make Jesus God?  Well, it certainly makes Him "son of God". 

The Buddhist Prayer, thousands of years old, is quoted by Jesus, too:  "Our Father, who art in heaven..."  Obviously, Jesus was familiar with Buddhism, and they quote Him in their scripture.  The original prayer was to our mother in heaven, but Jesus was a Jew, and that's male-dominated.

Did Jesus ever say he was God?  Did Islam ever say he wasn't?  Our Mother in Heaven?  Well, that's the Goddess, the Holy Spirit.  Jesus certainly was able to "Draw Down the Moon" (Wicca), and used the eucharist, the most powerful form of Ancient Pagan spirituality, to do healing.

So, was Jesus the Jewish Messiah.  Probably.  But not for everybody.  The Jews are also correct in waiting for another savior.  To the Christians, this will be the Second Coming of Jesus, and to the Jews it will be the first.  But, there are 3 Gods in the Blessed Trinity.

God The Holy Spirit is currently on the planet in great force. She, our Mother in Heaven, also goes by names like The Goddess, Mother Nature, and more. 

I'm finding that what each and every religion is saying is absolutely true!  They're just looking at it from a different angle!  Let's stop killing one another.  That's an order from God The Holy Spirit.  It comes to you from an interreligious bishop.  Your comments welcome on page "t", (they´re in Ch. 11) or go to home page.

Saturday, Jan. 23, 2010, 2 AM

Got massaged by 2 priestesses tonight, both at the same time, hearts turned on.  They always offer me sex, but I generally decline.  Goodbye tracking cookie; I'm now fully participating in spirituality at the clergy level.  There goes the neighborhood!

Saw my psychiatrist yesterday.  He read a copy of my (three times!) censored blog, now parked on Home Page.  Pornography is legal on the web, so why not my blog?  Can't censor a Home Page, so whatever doesn't go down here in (diary section) will be shipped up there.

I explained my cure for Autism and he offered to let me determine what treatment would be appropriate, using my education in Clinical Psychology & Psychopharmacology.  Never been healthier physically, mentally, or spiritually in my life.

Good move to give up alcohol and replace it with spirituality, but, well, Me?  Highly spiritual?  Can you see the problem with that?

Okay, the important stuff:  I read the Torah (first 5 books of the Old Testament, written by Moses).  Immediately clear that Abraham, like Adam and Eve, never existed as real people.  Symbolic, invented by Moses.  And, the genetic memory of Moses was also present in Jesus of Nazareth.  How do I know?  I was hoping that something wasn't true. 

Here, I'm censoring.  Why me?  Well, if Hitler had won the war, only us Aryans would be alive right now.  Good plan.  I actually had to know all 18 religious spiritualities to arrive at this point, and that is secret knowledge of Ancient Paganism.  Am I the first person that this ever happened to?  I doubt it. 

Well, Moses and Jesus were exactly the same person, due to genetic memory.  And, I can say that with 100% certainty.  With that, this prophet has to try to make some profits.  Can't even feed myself!  Actually had to dig up food that I buried years ago in case of emergency.  John Schlitz once said that degrees in Divinity are slightly easier to get than parking tickets.

Sunday, Jan. 24, 2010

Mission's out of propane.  Can't cook, even if food is donated.  No hot water to shower or wash dishes, either.  People want hot tea.  Costs only a penny a cup (100 teabags for a dollar at 99 Cents Only Stores.)  Don't have any drinking water, though!  Homeless sweeping my alley (Callejon/alley Z).

Talked to several professionals about this website and my process of bringing out my genetic memory.  They all told me to just plain publish, in plain talk, every religious secret!  I can't do that, but it would make it more difficult for others to experience the problems I have.  Always been very clairvoyant, though, so maybe I should have known. 

Okay, religion.  Moses gave us monogamy, only one God, a day off every week, religious law, no idols, and Egyptian spirituality (the kosher food system).  He failed to maintain that "temple" is not a building, but wherever people have decided to gather for religious purposes.  Hence, the destruction of the Jewish Temple.  Mistake, Moses.  When the Romans asked the Christians where there temple was, they answered "in our hearts."

All the rest (one God, monogamy, etc.) make life easier.  Imagine the divorce of 6 people, where 2 are leaving to join others, 3 are staying married, and one is calling it all quits.  Now imagine that one of the 6 commits suicide in the process, involving it all in probate.  Monogamy makes sense.

Islam and Christianity cannot be allowed to suggest that people are damned for not joining their religion.  Makes wars.  It does appear that Buddha, Krishna, Moses, Jesus, and several more leaders of religion share one genetic memory.  Amazing.  Amusing, if I continue at this pace.  Did knock it down a notch. 

Imagine that all this started because of a cop not allowing me to drink a can of beer!  I became angry.  What happens then?  Now you know.  Nearly got fed chlorpromazine a few times in my life, which would have killed enough brain cells to completely erase genetic memory.  That's what was in the coffee at El Cajon Transit Center a few days ago.  Another word for the drug is Thorazine.  Thor's hammer.  Chemical labotomy, as in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", except a pill form vegetablizer.

Working on a REAL "magic wand".  Electronic G in a long pencil.  World peace would be more important.  The author of Judaism, Christianity, etc., wants a religion that touches all other religions, holding them together, and ironing out their differences.  Yes, I know who that really is.  Do you? 

Monday, Jan. 25, 2010

The Tijuana Rescue Mission, my current project, got 2 emergency loans, each at nearly 600% interest, one in the US and the other in Mexico.  This pushes the closure date to Feb. 14, Valentine's Day.  My next court date, dealing with the City of El Cajon, is Feb. 10.  No jury trial, just a judge.  Darn!

I was undoubtedly programmed from before birth to get where I am now.  Subconscious things, unknown to me, that guided my path.  Of course, the ESP helps.  I can, to some extent, see the past, present, and future.  Very interesting.  Time to chew out the government:

The recent Special Election in Massachusetts was probably rigged and false.  The reason the Greeks held elections is that they wanted to change the beliefs of people, not to see who their choice was.  Elections have always been rigged.  Then people say, "Well, he wasn't my choice, but I'll just have to go along with what the majority wants."  I want to see the Exit Poll results.  No matter, really, as the news media, which conducts those polls, is just as corrupt, nowadays.

George W. Bush "won" his 2 elections for US President with about 25% of the vote each time.  His daddy, George H. Bush, was CIA Director under President Reagan, and his job was to fix foreign and domestic voting machines.  The ability to LIE is why we humans are considered to be "agriculture" and not an intelligent species.  In Star Trek terms, "Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."

John McCain, shut the fuck up!  That's an order from Whats-His-Name.  Can't say that, as it'd be an insult to Conservative Judaism.  Society is not assigning me a place in it.  I am finding one.  This will take 3 months, and I request that the Rescue Mission be permitted to stay in business for that long.  It'll take about $400 a month, times 3 months, or $1,200 total, in addition to my checks.

I've had my own ZIP CODE for years:  John Kitchin, Zip Code Holder, 91903-0702.  Your donations are necessary.  Thank you.  I will be eventually giving a treatise on Reverse Theology. 

Tuesday, Jan. 26, 2010

Have to see a Jewish rabbi today or tomorrow, on religious business.  I grew up next door to a Jewish cemetery, on 43rd St., in the Milwaukee suburb of Greenfield.  I was always afraid of rabbis.  The only time I ever saw them was around dead people!  Never been in a Jewish temple.

Padre Juan Cocina, Tijuana Rescue Mission (me) was in luck.  No cash for propane, but he knows this electrical engineer, John Schlitz (also me) who re-wired the cooking and hot water equipment to work on electricity.  I'm starting to remind me of some kind of missionary in Peru!

Jesus had a copy of the genetic memory of Moses, but an imperfect one.  That's maybe a plus, because he then filled in the blanks, much as I've been doing regarding Ancient Paganism.  Jesus' genetic memory makes Christianity somewhat different from the rest of the religions.  By the way, P-square is no longer our food symbol, I am told.

It seems that my DNA has very good copies of the "prophets", and very complete.  Hang onto it.  The telepathic abilities are astounding.  As you probably know, telepathy is the difference between a complex grunting ape and an intelligent life form.  We grunt in complicated languages.  With telepathy, no one can lie.  Hence, you must always tell the truth, and end up worshipping the real truth.  See my Philosophy chapter.

Okay, where do I fit in?  What the world needs most, then what me needs most, then what I'm best at or enjoy doing, then spiritual considerations, happiness, and finally money.  That's in order, from most important to least.  The world needs a "new" old religion, to bridge the gaps between current religions, and negotiate peace.  I can design the process, but I do not implement things.

My new "magic wand" will be used as an anesthetic for surgery, where both local and general anesthetics are contraindicated.

Reverse Theology (What God Thinks of Man):  Stupid, violent apes.  Liars.  Not right to wipe them out, because there may be hope.  A few warriors out there.  Best religions:  Buddhism, Krishna, Sufi (Moslem or Islamic Chabad/Salvation Army), Christian Public Service, Jewish Chabad.  Okay, let's add Freedom Reigns and the Lady Liberty League.

Worst:  Baptists, Latter-Day-Saints(?), Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses.  Worst crimes:  Mixing religion/love with money, sex, and/or politics.  Or, damning the believers of other religions.  Cults and Satan:  The Parable of Satan (Ch. 7, near the end) is by direct order of the genetic memory of Jesus of Nazareth.  Outright!  The Cult Warning signs (near the top of Page B, the website index of San Diego soup kitchens) are Moses, who agrees with Jesus on the Parable of Satan. 

Your job as a religious leader:  Publicize the Cult Warning and Parable of Satan as the Word of God.  They come from the "burning bush", not me.  I'm an atheist in the clergy, remember?  Prohibitions:  Jihad, or religious war, of all forms.  Unless any particular religion is threatened with extinction.  If another Hitler surfaces, against any religion with deadly force, use of force is permitted.

Islamic Jihad is prohibited, as it harms the Moslem religion.  Islam needs to change, to adapt to the world today, and it has failed to do so.  Change Islam!  Holy Allah depends upon His clergy to do this!  Failure of a religion to adapt is no reason for jihad!

Fundamental Christianity is just as bad as Islamic Jihad.  Time for the Jews to forgive the Nazis, too.  I had a friend who was a hit-man for a synagogue.  Yahweh no longer approves of further action against nazis.  And, fundamental Zionism is prohibited as a crime against Yahweh, by order of Moses.  Thou shalt not kill!

Moses is speaking out, defending Palestine!  Frightens me, because he invented Judaism.  And, Christianity followed from Judaism.  Moses opposing Zionism is something I don't want to write about.  Sorry.

Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010

There were 2 attempts to delete or change this information, not by me.

Spirituality content voluntarily deleted.  My girlfriend went missing again last night, and her wife and baby came over to the mission, crying.  Since she's both a priestess and a licensed Tijuana hooker, the obvious question gets asked all the time:  Can that be? 

Spiritual prostitutes were a part of Ancient Judaism, back when their star had only 5 points on it.  Sex with Gabi is cheap, around $40 US, but massage will cost a bit more.  She's a massage prostitute, not a bar one.  No, I'm not trying to make money on religion, and I'm not her pimp, either.  I'm explaining something that people need to know.

She gets about $100 US for a massage involving tantrism, which means she is using her powers as a priestess.  I get that for free, she's often in my bed (non-sexual), and it's well worth the money.  Her spirituality is Ancient Judaic, and she does have tantric sex for money!  She won't tell me what she charges for that, even tho I'm her boyfriend, and often in bed with her!

People who have done that tell me she gets an amount that varies, by person, greatly.  The guy I talked to paid $250 US, and she wouldn't accept pesos, but that would be about $3300 pesos.  Never had tantric sex with Gabi, but she does offer it, frequently.  I would be free (no charge) but TS tears me up too much.  (Imagine that?)  We'll get there.  Church business first, party later.

Theoretically I can command her to give me TS, but the PR problems are awful.  I'm supposed to be a female with up to 12 wives, remember?  Whole different scenario.  Sappho (British word for lesbian) Bishops always ruled Ancient Paganism.  Except in Ancient Judaism. 

Today, GEICO, the auto insurance giant, actually ran an ad containing both the gecko and the cave man.  How's that for requesting something and it happens?  How long did that take?  Days?  Amazing!  I might get to like this "prophet" stuff.

Never completed my Doctoral Thesis, which, as an undergrad, is understandable.  This is it.  If I can make lasting peace in the Middle East, I really will have a holiday named after me, and the Nobel Peace Prize money can go to help the rescue missions of the world.  I'm both crazy enough and brilliant enough to pull this off.

What do I need?  Money would be minimal, but I'll need a lot of spiritual resources.  I think all parties involved would contribute lots of that in a heartbeat if it looks like this could work.  I need more CT (computer terminal) access, better transportation, a place to live, and, probably, a Diplomatic Passport.  But, that comes with the territory if you're doing this kind of work.  Disabled?  Yes, but one hell of a savant, too!

Hitler would vomit at the idea of a savant (he wanted to kill us) finding peace...especially regarding Israel!  Do you see the irony?  By the way, the word "ironic" is reference to spirituality.  (The Jews in Tijuana have started to call me "Rabbi", so now even I am confused.) 

Peace is more important than settlements or Zionism!  That is a decree from Moses.  Oh shit!  Jesus, that troublemaker, is trying to again shove the Jews into one direction or another!  There won't be another crucifixion, but a man on the Trolley yesterday asked me if I was bullet-proof.  No joke.

Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010

Was thinking about a good name for the Tijuana Rescue Mission church.  How about "Chabad Abrahim, Tijuana" (CAT).  A temple to the Ancient Jewish Goddess "Lady Liberty" (statue of Liberty), Liberty = Freedom.  Freedom Reigns (Pagan Salvation Army or Chabad).  Just my noisy little mind cranking out ideas.  Not final.

Working on Tax Exempt US Status as a Religious Organization, but it's a lot of hoops to jump thru.  KISS:  Keep It Simple, Stupid!  Maybe we can operate under somebody else's tax exempt status.

No cash in the mailbox and Gabi still missing.  Ate breakfast at the Salvation Army, in Downtown San Diego.  Found a shirt there that would work good for liturgy.  Also found a bag of coins.  Wrote an article about Rainbow Family, which inspired my editorial (Chapt. 10) [We Are A Rainbow (Sherbet), #3.]  Giving them space on a new chapter, about places to worship.  Will include Christian churches, eventually.  Just beginning.  

I considered suicide last night:  It looks like what talents I have are neither wanted nor appreciated.  Therefore, society does not deserve them.  Automatic "Clinical Psych Training" result:  Tantric Sex, of course!  Too low spiritually and mentally.  Where's Gabi?  Still missing!  Her wife Grace, too discharged. 

Late, late at night, Gabi knocked on my door, waking me up.  She asked me for sex.  It's like I always say, you don't find us, we find you.

Friday, Jan. 29, 2010   Was censored out.  Not by me, but lost forever.  Have backup on 99% of everything.

Saturday, Jan. 30, 2010

My latest strange idea is that of stand-up comedy wherever people are hurting:  Rescue missions, food kitchens, hospitals.  Laughter makes all ills hurt less, just like love does.  We think nothing of handing out love, as needed, as well as food.  Laughter is not happiness, but it does make people feel happier.  Got up at 5 AM today, to visit United Methodist Church, Imperial Beach. 

They have a 4-hour breakfast for us homeless, every Saturday, and it includes a hot shower if desired.  I'm waiting for my food, sitting and reading the Torah (first 5 books of the Old Testament, written by Moses.)  Trying to understand Elijah.  Bite Me!, my comedy page, is expressly intended to make life more comfortable. 

I hereby give permission for the information on the "Bite Me!" web page to be used for public benefit without profit motive, such as by a hospital or food pantry. 

Sunday, Jan. 31, 2010

I'm getting some opposition for the Rescue Mission, saying that it helps Mexicans, and we have enough problems right here.  Okay, but I mostly help Americans.  They live in Tijuana because they don't have enough money to live in the United States.

I did an Ordination today.  New priestess.  Years as a Wiccan, and her parents both same.  Wanted to visit some old friends at a non-liturgy in Balboa Park.  Not enuf time.  Went to lunch at Chabad, who has the Sunday meal at Vinnie's (9:30 AM Sundays, page B, website.)

Extraordinarily connected to Yahweh (God The Father, Our Creator) today, but no computer time, and no money to buy any.  Ran into a drunk Intelligence Officer (British) who objected to my comments on collusion regarding Sept. 11th.  Well, I never commented on that, but now I will.

Bush planned to not find out about Sept. 11th, so that the nation would give its support to his War On Terror.  Good motives, but way too much damage!  Pearl Harbor was the same thing:  We had cracked the Jap Code, and knew about the attack in advance, but pretended not to.  This got the US people to volunteer for war.

Regarding Bush's involvement in 9-11, refer to the movie Fahrenheit 911, by Michael Moore.  He's pretty accurate.. 

Monday, Feb. 1, 2010

No Social Security check today, and I have no money, not even enough for the bus back to the Mission in Tijuana!  I got Food Pantry assistance from Crisis House in El Cajon (web page F, Food Pantries).  Will have to panhandle money for the trip!  I normally don't do that, but ran into one guy who claims he gets $40 an hour on freeway ramps.  I just need $2, one dollar on each side of the border.

Tuesday, Feb. 2, 2010

With no money at all, due to my SSI check being late one day, I still managed to come up with a new web-page, Prophecy, which does not yet have a page number.  It's absolutely scandalous!  It lists a number of things that I now know from GM (Genetic Memory), and even predicts the future a little.  The latest thing I remember is once meeting God, face-to-face.  I will someday write about that.  That is, quite literally, the experience of a lifetime!

Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010

I've been slowing my blog down, not posting as often as I was, in order to give the NSA and other censors time to react.  This is in everyone's best interests, including mine.  Today I came up with a new web page for donations, not only to my mission and this website, but also for donating to a number of worthy causes, including the Salvation Army and Congregation Beth Israel.  It's the new page "help".  The Donations Page.

Thursday, Feb. 4, 2010

Switching libraries to be able to get a computer.  Looked a few words up in an Unabridged Dictionary today.  Ever look up words like "fuck", "cunt", "shit", etc., when you were a kid?  I used to, but only to get word origins.  I looked up some of the words used in the religious secrets today, and they're not in there!  (see page t under "Genetic Memory".)

Incredibly, there definitely is a God, and as an intelligent being, too!  There is also a great deal of "smoke and mirrors", to keep people focused on false gods.  Most perpetrators are actually ministers!  The Parable of Satan (near the end of ch. 7) is definitely true!

2 friends of mine got evicted today, and moved into the Mission (Tijuana Rescue Mission).  They're the two priestesses I sometimes sleep between.  The gay one of the two likes to watch lesbian porno.

I like to sleep with my head between her wife's huge boobs, using them for a pillow.  The only problem is that she's a priestess, and her "heart" is right there, so if she coughs or sneezes, and accidentally goes spiritual, she knocks me right out of bed, onto the floor!  She's done that twice now.  Her wife laughs.

To give up alcohol, I had to instead use something else.  My choice?  A Prozac-type drug, such as Welbutrin, or use spirituality.  Welbutrin makes me depressed, and I sleep 16 hours a day, no matter what the dosage.  With spirituality, I sleep 5 hours, max.  I'm on a psychiatric drug that is a powerful memory enhancer.  So much so that it brings out your unconscious and subconscious memories, right into consciousness.  Psychoanalysis in a pill!  (I'm also on a computer in Mexico that has 6 keys that stick, 4 keys missing so I have to use the "alt" menu, and a non-working mouse!)

Somebody long ago told me that you get more "high" by meditation than by dope.  I didn't believe him, but it's true.  I don't like being "high" as in "High" Priest.  Yes, that is the word origin. 

Friday, Feb. 5, 2010

Gentle day feeding hungry people.  Ordinary chores.  Told someone in a coffee shop, who knew who I was, about meeting God, face to face.  Yes, God The Father, Yahweh, really did create us, and there really is a God.

God is an intelligent being who had the idea of creating this planet and also creating the DNA of plants and animals.  He uses science to accomplish His works.  God had the idea that the most intelligent apes on the planet (us) might be able to become intelligent life forms.  So, God created religion.  Religion results in our intelligence, and brings with it some telepathic abilities, which is how God communicates. 

God's telepathy results in scientific inventions, and lots of ideas that work.  We "overhear" the thoughts of our Creator.  He is the "Eye in the Sky" on the back of the dollar-bill, at the top of the pyramid in the Great Seal of the United States of America.  I will be publishing a work on the Clergy Ten Commandments.  Using a secluded area, with no one except yourself for many miles, is best when talking to God.  He hates crowds.  Nude, of course (see Chapter 7).

God is an energy form, so "burning bush" is a good analogy.  The most important thing that God created is time itself.  That's what happened in the "Big Bang" of physics.  Time came to exist.  Take the equations of General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, and String Theory, and solve for time.  Time equals what? 

Time equals God.  And, God is love.  You are what you eat, and what you think.  And who you love.  Loving God, you become a part of Him, and a part of the Holy Spirit.  The words "Holy Ghost" are no longer used, to avoid being confused with "paranormal" crap.  NewAge is SewAge, misspelled:  ToroCaca (toro=bull, caca=shit).  Buy a Magic Pyramid and get a free hunk of Kryptonite!

Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010

Caught the priestesses stealing food intended for poor people, and selling it to get money for liquor and slot machine play.  Threw them out into the rain.  They thought I wouldn't know?  Hell, the government is having trouble keeping secrets away.  I'm very patriotic, but dead Kennedys and fixed voting machines go too far.  I'm shutting up about way more than I'm writing about, and you know it!

My next court date in El Cajon (East County Kangaroo Courthouse) is Dept. 1, 3 PM, this Wednesday, Feb. 10.  No jury, just a judge.  I haven't got a prayer of winning, no matter what happens.  Hope they like appeals.  It'd be against my morals to give these bastards any money or public service time.  Looks like I will intentionally lose my driver's license, instead.  And, I smell a Civil Rights action.

T-shirt seen in Tijuana:  Peckerdime Universe City.  Probably in Malibu, Georgia?

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

CLERGY TEN COMMANDMENTS: 

(Direct Readout of the Genetic Memory of Moses, and I hold no authorship in this;  took less than 5 minutes to write.)

1.)  Thou shalt not insinuate, teach, nor believe that persons who do not belong to your religion are barred or banned from Eternal Happiness.  For if you do, you (do) not only represent Satan, (but) you are yourself Evil.  [WORDS IN PARENTHESES ARE IN INITIAL COPY, BUT EDITED OUT BY ME]

2.)  It is not your job to tell people what basic beliefs (religion) to have, but merely to help those who hold your beliefs to know the Will of their God or gods better, and to obey that Will.  [ORIGINAL TEXT CONTAINS THE PARENTHESES, BUT THE WORD WILL IS NOT TWICE CAPITALIZED]

3.)  Thou Shalt Not Kill, wound, afflict, harm, nor degrade any religion nor its followers, in the name of your religion, its gods, or its God.  [THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO GOVERNMENTS, ONLY CLERGY] 

4.)  Thou Shalt Not Attack your own religion, its structures, or its people, in order to falsely blame others, making it look like a hate crime against your people.  If you spray your temple with swastikas, and then blame the Nazis, God will prosecute you for doing so.

5.)  Hatred of a legitimate religion and/or its people, such as occurred by the Nazis, cannot be tolerated upon My planet.

6.)  Thou Shalt Not attempt to regulate the sexual preference, gender, age, or religion of anyone, nor permit discrimination on the basis of same, nor handicap, color, national origin, or wealthiness (net worth).  [VERBATIM]

7.)  Honor all of your teachers, not merely your father and mother.

8.)  You must take one day each week, and devote it to religion, love, worship, fun, happiness, your own mental health, and/or similar causes.  It is Holy Sabat.  The day may vary from one week to the next.

9.)  The abuse of spiritual principles, such as (misuse of) eucharistics, is absolutely prohibited, and will result in the Termination of your spirit itself, which is immortal except in the Hands Of God!  Take this threat seriously!  You must use spiritual principles the minimum possible.  [WORDS IN PARENTHESES ADDED, TO CONVEY THE AUTHOR'S ORIGINAL INTENT]

10.)  Use the minimum amount of force necessary to accomplish the Will of God.  You are responsible for all consequences resulting from use of more force than necessary.

♣♣♣♣♣ END ♣♣♣♣♣

I'm editing Moses?  That's hilarious!  Moses wrote (In Hebrew, I believe) on many levels, much like I do that using English.  You cannot understand the Torah (Old Testament) in all its levels unless you are fluent in Ancient Hebrew.

All this just keeps getting more interesting.

Sunday, Feb. 7, 2010

Let's see, since we entered a new epoch when we lost the Vietnam War, we are now in the year 38 EC (Chinese Epoch).  1972 is the year zero, when "the most powerful military in the world got defeated".  That is the test of entry into a new BC, AD, or now EC epoch.  The Post-Modern Era.

Superbowl Sunday!  I almost bet on the game, but didn't trust God, who gave me a final score that I couldn't believe.  Score God 1, John Kitchin 0.  Sorry, God.  I'm just getting used to what You can do.  I wonder if I could make money for the Rescue Mission on this.  I trust God, I just don't trust my connection.

Got up early, fed everyone breakfast, and took the trolley to Chabad at Vinnie's (Temple Beth Israel, serving Sunday breakfast, at St. Vincent de Paul, Father Joe's Villages, 15th and Imperial Ave., listed on Page B as Sun. 9:30 AM.)  Operated by the Society of Jesus (S.J.), the Jesuits of the Roman Catholic Church.

The Christians are busy with church on Sundays, so the Jews work the kitchen at Vinnie's.  Temple Beth Israel does accept donations to Jewish Chabad (Jewish Salvation Army) and can be contacted on my web-page "help", the donations page.  It's my job to help people understand other religions, remember?

Standing in line, I deployed one of my latest ideas, stand-up comedy for the poor people waiting for food.  I was a bust, but right behind me was a really good comic, having a good day.  So I went into action as his "straight" man, basically playing the role of Ed McMahon, to his being Johnny Carson.  Yes, I wrote a very tiny bit of their material.  Really.

We had the whole line laughing, forgetting about their problems!  It was extemp (extemporaneous:  Unrehearsed and unscripted.)

Brunch consisted of the usual 3 scrambled eggs, bisquits and gravy, bread and butter, choice of orange-grape-apple juice, and a muffin or donut.  Today's variables, beef vegetable soup, and a leg & thigh chicken quarter, grilled.  Clergy note this was presented Kosher Pareve.  Remarkable.  It means that nobody "cast a spell" upon the food, in order to try to force somebody to believe in any particular religion.  Amazing.

Chabad gave me bread and cat food to take back to the Tijuana Rescue Mission, which is still possibly going to be called Chabad Abrahim Tijuana (CAT).  It's really Freedom Reigns (Pagan) as opposed to Chabad, because in the time of Abraham, Judaism in today's sense did not exist.  It's Ancient Judaic, multiple wives, multiple gods and all, temple prostitutes, and all that other stuff that got forbidden by Moses when he came to power.

The bread was served at a Sunday 6 PM meal, Vegan, with a few exceptions, and the cat food was used to supplement the diet of my cat, Perrito ("puppy").  She's the working-cat mouser, and has a diet which includes bichos (giant beetles) and giant cockroaches, in addition to mice.  When she does her job well, and the vermin become scarce, she gets cat food.  On a good day, she even gets canned cat food.  Donations or money permitting.  Yes, she is a "witch's cat".  She communicates with love.  4 levels.  I've met a few.  Oh, would I love to say it.

Tonight, the Mission served refried beans (vegan), rice, cucumber-artichoke salad (with tomato, basil, cooked cabbage, cooked carrots, and lime juice), flour tortillas, bakery "designer" bread donated by Chabad, Vegan vegetable soup, and fresh pineapple.  All vegan and kosher-pareve, except the bread, which also came in cheese.  Zero spells cast upon the food, too.   

Monday, Feb. 8, 2010

Luis, my "adopted" (surrogate family) 40-year-old "son" spent the night in the Mission's new "Guest Room", a collection of junk furniture and donated blankets.  I slept in the Main Room, on the concrete floor, per usual.  Puppy, my cat, prowled and found 2 customers.  I actually feed the church mice, and feel sorry for them.  Maybe it's the Krishna in me.  One rodent got into my peanut butter jar, ruining the whole thing with mouse poop.  That's why I have Puppy the kitty.

Early breakfast for the residents of the alley.  Hot tea with sugar, leftover beans and rice, and fresh cucumber-tomato salad.  Also the cores of last night's pineapples, boiled until soft.  Got no eggs, no tortillas, no sweetrolls, no bread, no meat, and only one veggie, tomatoes.  (Tomatoes are technically a fruit, same as avocado and olive; watermelon is a vegetable, same being a giant cucumber!)

Left to get food in San Diego.  Jehovah's Shitnesses are handing out filth propaganda, but Awake! does make good toilet paper, so I sometimes get a few extra copies to use as a mat when peeling potatoes.  Shopping list?  Peanut butter, jelly, bread, tortillas, canned veggies, eggs, and Spam.  Got potatoes at the Mission's storage facility in El Cajon City, so I hope the police aren't on the warpath.

Splendid double meal this evening, at 6 PM and again at 8 PM.  Grapes, bean burritos, salad, and vegetarian fajitas.  Vegan, but cooked to the spiritual standards of kosher-meat.  I wanna see what happens when I show up for Jury Duty tomorrow, spiritual.

Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2010

I welcomed going to Jury Duty today, the first time in my life that I didn't use one of my many valid excuses to opt out.  Had a chat with a few of the many Mormons waiting, about religion.  Nobody got selected today, leaving several hundred people each donating 5 hours of their time to no result.  The State ought to give each of us an e-mail full-color "check" (souvenir) for Zero Dollars and Zero Cents, "Payment For Jury Service".

A sign-in sheet with your "pay to" name, and your e-mail address.  Might increase jury participation.  Just PR.  Brilliant jury intro speech by one of East County's best judges.  (Kervin).  The aura I read on him is telepathic.  You can't lie to the guy.  I'm sure it's helpful.

Vegan dinner again for the residents of Third St. in TJ, a block east of Revolucion, and the surrounding area.  Lots of meditation, too, trying to work out an internal conflict:

If the time between death and reincarnation via the very scientific process of genetic memory (this is science and NOT religion), is 125 years, and Hitler was defeated about the year 1944, after committing the Holocaust, what is the year 1944 plus 125 years?

2069, the year that Nostradamus (and I, acting as "prophet") predicted as the End of the World.  (See page "t", under Revelations.)  That means that the Holocaust may be the causative agent in Armageddon!  Hitler and his Nazis also caused the need to invent the atomic bomb, of course.  Famous Jew Albert Einstein was involved, not in the construction, but in both the theory and the politics. 

Hitler surrendered the same day that the first atom bomb was tested, and his intel guys told him about it.  Otherwise, the first atomic bomb would have been dropped on Berlin.

Wrote one joke that people liked today, and got a laugh in the Vinnie's (Father Joe) food line today.  The "Bite Me!" Frostbite Falls one.

Wednesday, Feb. 10, 2010

Court today, where I pleaded a good case regarding my prescription use of a can of beer.  Lost it, due to not being a jury trial, but I never intended to win at the Kangaroo Justice level, anyway.  Now on to the real business:  Making the City of El Cajon lose a lot of money due to being so unjust as to use its police force as a revenue-generation tool.  A shame I can't get a Class Action Suit going, representing all of the citizens of El Cajon against the tyranny of the City.

What I can and might do, is appeal the $50 fine I received, and see how much a Test Case for Medical Use of Alcohol costs the City.  I could also run myself and friends for Mayor and Council, because most of the citizens are quite angry.

Thur. & Fri., Feb. 11 and 12, 2010

The US Post Office should have a mailbox at the San Ysidro (pedestrian) Port of Entry turnstiles.  That way US Citizens trapped in Tijuana (or who live there) can mail a letter without having to also cross the border.

A blog fan dropped in to tonight's (Fri.) meal with a few gnostic women, and one would like to be a Christian priestess.  Christianity is not self-ordaining, so I will script her ordination if she passes tests given by Christian ministers about Christianity.  She'll also have to answer the question of why she wants to do this thru me.  I hope she knows lots about clergy sex and all that, so I don't have to teach her.

Imagine not being able to find a High Priest, and having to teach that one's self!  That's God, having a sense of humor.  My duty to take a very beautiful and spiritual 25-year-old to bed?  Somebody had to have a gnostic blog like this, of course. 

In "Ordination", you're getting married to God, at least within the Roman Catholic Church.  Since Christians use Sex Magick to accomplish church work, a Priest or Priestess needs to be accomplished at that.  But, mating clergy is a lot like mating the Tyrannasaurus Rex.  300-ton carnivores.

Both Wicca and Christians use that magick, plus in-liturgy (Buddhist) missa, and step one of making religious peace is for all religions to be understood by all other religions.  So, a Wiccan High Priest could be used, or a Pagan Bishop of whatever her sexual preference happens to be (don't know).

Printed business cards for this website today, and will be participating in inter-religious discussions.  Thanks to Father Joe's Villages for donating food to the Tijuana Rescue Mission, which publishes this website.  Our dinner turnouts have been immense!

I was going to describe sex magick and even Kama Sutra in detail, but censored that out, myself.  When I run a transmitter, be it ham radio worldwide, or even a broadcast TV station, I become the last or ultimate censor.  I suppose I could have had a live on-air worldwide chat about the religious secrets, but never did.  It's the radio engineer in me.

On a TV station, the last link in the chain is the broadcast engineer.  If somebody puts child porno on the STL (studio-transmitter link), it's my job to immediately shut off the transmitter.  It could lose both myself and the TV station their license.  I've been diligent; not one cuss word, ever.  That's why I would make a good live-shot homeless person.  Don't want to lose my license to run a broadcast transmitter.

Ever been on-air, worldwide?  I grew up with that as a ham operator from a very young age.

New humor page (Bite Me!) stuff today, besides some faith-based psychological counseling, breakfast, dinner, hot showers, condoms, antibiotics, other medicines, soap, pens and paper, socks, love as needed, faith healing, and hope.  Lots of work to do.  Using triple spirituality:  Buddhist (Christian), Egyptian (Jewish), and Roman (Mormon). 

Sat., Feb. 13, 2010

The legal system mish-mosh in El Cajon did result in 3 nice things:  It got me out of the closet as a minister, got me to once again use spirituality, and I was finally able to answer a question that's been bothering me for years:

Exactly by whom and exactly why was I once unjustly convicted of 5 felonies?  Now I know, and nobody is going to like it.  Will go into my autobiography when revised.  Gnostic groups were used extremely abusively for years, along with very horrific psychiatric abuse.

Sort of like, perhaps, using a blowtorch on a kitten.  Hard to write about, especially when you're the kitten! 

Sun./Mon., Feb. 14/15, 2010

Valentine's Day and President's Day. Mon. there was a very good one-month-late (due to rain) meeting of multiple religions, in memory of Martin Luther King, where participants helped clean Australia Canyon in Balboa Park.  Good interreligious dialogue, and many thanks to all that participated. 

I was not specifically invited as a minister (nor was I uninvited), but was invited as a participant, and helped clean brush out of the canyon.  I got over my fear of Rabbis and spoke briefly to Rabbi Berk, one of the organizers, thanking him for the event.

It was fun, and should be done more often.  It isn't until we understand and respect each others' religions that we can have world peace.  The whole group was church leaders, causing me a problem that I had never considered:  Too charismatically "hot" a group!  I was on TV, with everybody else, my FCC "Chief Engineer" call letters (NZ9F) on my business card.  TV guys know what that is.

Tues., Feb. 16, 2010

Monday night there was no food to give away, so I spent today, Phat (Shrove) Tuesday trying to come up with food or cash donations.  Collected enough to put on a meal, but no party as was the original intent.  Evening meal consisted of baked beans, baked potatoes, flour tortillas, pasta and sauce (no cheese), peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and hotdogs on buns.  Poultry hot dogs, no pork.

It has been taking my skills as a lifelong small business C.O.O. to keep this afloat, but I did manage to buy 2 more weeks longevity.  Now, we're in debt $500, but not in trouble until the end of Feb.

Need to get to a secluded area and talk with God, but can't do that as I've not enough money.  "Hey, boss?  I need the weekend off, so I can go talk to a burning bush.  No, he's not part of the Bush family..."

We humans never learn.  Don Rumsfelt and Dick Cheney were the guys in charge of the Vietnam War, but that's been erased from the web.  Paper and ink books didn't get erased, however.  Ethnic Cleansing goes on today, many years after Hitler.  Politically-correct phrase for "Genocide" or "Holocaust".  Right now today, it's going on in several nations.

Wed., Feb. 17, 2010

Ash Wednesday.  I cover that day in the Holiday Greetings section under the heading of Phat Tuesday.  Now that our day of nude dancing in public is past, I can blog without being accused of starting a riot, or encouraging the crime of indecent exposure! 

Desperate for food for the Mission, I'm in the US today, looking.  Got an anonymous food donation, so we will eat tonight.  Fish tacos:  Beer-battered cod, fried crispy, on 2 soft flour tortillas, with shredded cabbage and carrot, lettuce, tomato, lime juice, and mayo.  Hot sauce on the side.

Dinner went 4-9 pm, continuous, and I also handed out condoms, oranges, grapefruit, baked potatoes, tomatoes, onions, avocadoes, peanut butter, breads, and both cherry and blackberry preserves to use as jelly.  Vegan baked potatoes:  Can't use sour cream (dairy) nor mayo (egg), but whipped ripe avocado makes a very good vegan salad dressing.  Refrigerate whipped avocado a few hours to use as a sour cream substitute.  Good for pasta salads, too!

Thur/Fri., Feb. 18-19, 2010

Invented a new web page today, called "tour/TJ", and started selling advertising for Avenida Revolucion and Zona Rio Mall, both in Tijuana.  We'll see what goes.  Might get me enuf money to feed the poor.

Sat., Feb. 20, 2010

Today, I messed around with breakfast, then the web, then lunch for everybody, and ran out of food.  Crossed the border for the 5 PM meal in Chula Vista.  Christian songs, a Jewish bible reading, and I talked with an Islamic person.  8 people serving 24.

LDS (Mormons) donated some tortillas to the mission, earlier in the day, and this Christian group (ex-Baptists?) gave me some bread and cookies to take back. 

Taxi in Tijuana ripped me off at the border, giving me a ride to downtown and then claiming to have no change, even though I saw he was lying.  Stuff like this is why most Americans refuse to visit Tijuana, even if they gave each one a hundred dollars cash, just to cross the border.

Getting back to the Mission, my outdoor lights had been stolen.  Delayed the meal by 2 hours.  Visiting the internet cafe afterwards, the web was down, due to a cable problem.  So, I went next door, to a different internet cafe.

I asked if they had English Windows and an English keyboard, and they assured me they did, but I told them I don't believe it.  They were lying.  Unable to translate, convert, read, write, display, cut, or paste anything at all except in Spanish.  The program used would not allow anything English to be typed in.  It said, "English is not permitted on this machine.  Sorry."

The lady told me to try a different computer, which I did, having the same problem.  Then, she demanded I pay her.  I refused, and told her to call the police.  Ripped off 3 times from 7 to 9 pm on a Saturday night!

On the plus side, I met the owner of Dog Depot, and composed him an ad for the Tijuana page.  And, tourism business very busy tonight.

Sun., Feb. 21, 2010

Breakfast for the alley was toast with cherry jelly, 2 scrambled eggs, and 2 huge tortillas.  Wrote an article about Tijuana tourism, and, not knowing where to publish it, had to come up with a new web page for articles for sale to the news media:  Page M.

Visited the Rainbow drum circle (as in Ch. 12) down at Balboa Park.  Once upon a time, this was my event, also containing a potluck dinner.  That was more than ten years ago, when I quit the group due to political abuses.  Good people, but even today, their internal politics suck.  They mean well.

My other reason for leaving is that I did end up getting drugged more than once.  On the plus side, I learned a lot about religions from them, and this bunch seems to be all that is left of Haight-Ashbury and the hippie movement (Philosophy chapter).  One leader tried to make me feel welcome, and another tried to make me feel as unwelcome as possible.

At the event (I only stayed a few minutes) a woman handed me a "missing person" flyer, regarding her daughter who disappeared 3 weeks ago.  My response?  I fed her dinner at the Tijuana Rescue Mission!  Really!  Thinking I could be mistaken, I took a copy of the flyer down to the Mission, and many people remembered her!

Jesse, the Alley Manager (now temporarily in rehab) probably knows her exact whereabouts, too!  Obviously, nobody knew she was "missing", until the flyer.  Hey, when your kid is missing, that's awful.  But when you learn that she's just fine, well, could be worse.  She apparently ran off with her boyfriend, and that stuff happens.  Called her mother, with a complete explanation, and also called police in the US, but they claim they have no jurisdiction.  The girl doesn't want to be found.

I will help police and relatives find her, using the Zetas (a "good" street gang).  Zetas protect people, sort of like the Los Angeles gang "Guardian Angels".  My reason for helping to find her is that she could otherwise become harmed.  TJ can be a cruel place.  And, of course, nice stories are good for tourism, and my new web-page, "Tour/TJ".

Mon. thru Wed., Feb. 22-24, 2010

Lots of running around looking for computer time, trying to get food donations, and similar.  Mostly not good.  Also meeting with doctors, pharmacies, religious figures, and friends needing food.  Puppy the cat is very sick, but recovering.  Just proved the worth of the Mission by finding a Missing Person.  Her exact location is still being sought by myself, the police, her mother, and the Zetas (a "good" street gang).  If we get some sort of a reward for finding her, we may be able to repair some of the broken windows and lights, and buy propane and food.  Wrote an interesting blog today on t page, called "Angels, Intelligence, and Zoo Pets."  Mind boggling.

Thur. thru Sun, Feb. 25-28, 2010

The Missing Person was found by her mother, and it isn't clear whether or not she was here, or merely somebody I met under similar circumstances (soup kitchen) in Ocean Beach.  Two of the TJ hookers look a lot like this girl, which worried me.  Many people say they saw her, too.  Bottom line, though, is this:  Best case scenario is when the kid is not harmed.

Mon., March 1, 2010

Never felt healthier in my life.  Horrendous long line at the border getting home today, first day of the month.  Tijuana people all need to pick up their welfare, unemployment, Social Security, and Disability checks, and that makes the trip difficult.

Supposed to have 2 new gnostic women come by tonight, who learned of me thru this website.  I have some security concerns, because everyone I've dealt with in Tijuana and trusted at all has stolen from me, except for one person. 

If they join what I'm doing, I'll be up to 6 "wives", gnostic women that help with church business.  Of these people, I've only had sex with two of them, and not tantric:  One asked me for same, and she was one time only; the other is a hooker who used to live next door.  I met her as a neighbor, not a business relationship, but we eventually became roommates, which didn't last.  She still does tantric massage, which makes her a great person to have over from time to time.

Tue. thru Sat., March 2-6, 2010

Tied up this week reorganizing this site's structure, and revising my autobiography and philosophy.  I still have to bring out my memories of meeting God in-person, as well as my memories regarding my unjust criminal convictions.  All will be emotional, so I need to be at my mental and spiritual peak.  Never been healthier, physically or mentally.  Need to get out in the country, though.

Or, maybe I'm just looking for a Burning Bush.  It's been 20 years, but I think I may have another appointment with God.  Anybody else out there who's gone thru this?  Is it rare, or common, to meet God?  Hell of a blog, isn't it?  (Curious choice of words!)

Revised my bio, philos, and the Tijuana Page (now TJ), added a Contact Us page, and a new idea for the web on the Web Ideas page, i. 

Puppy the kitty died of feline AIDS, and will be missed.  Her neighbor, Big Al (Capone) will take over mousing.  Much wilder kitty, never having been a pet.

Sun., March 7, 2010

8:30 AM breakfast at the Salvation Army, where lots of people asked if there were any other meals out there.  Handed out cards for this website.  Homily about voodoo priests converting to Christianity.  Well, the Buddhist spirituality used by Christianity is superior to that used by their tribal rites.  They were converted to Christian priests, not just ordinary Christians!  Thanks for the hot dog buns.  Will use them tonight.

Around 1 PM in El Cajon, on the way to the library to type this, I waited for a bus on 2nd and Main, and got approached by a homeless woman who asked me for money.  I told her I don't have any, and she called me a nigger and punched me in the face.  A few seconds later, 20 feet away, she approached a well-dressed woman, asking her for money, and the woman (seeing what happened to me) gave her some.  Is this the new face of homelessness?  Extortion?  Wrote a new IQ test today, and will try to get it typed in.

Mon-Wed. Mar. 8-10, 2010

Writing a lot, and also bringing out memory.  Very busy.  A few weeks back, I had a glass of beer at an El Cajon City bar.  I complained to the bartender how powerful her beer was.  She replied that the beer was all about the same percentage alcohol.  I touched her finger, and told her that it wasn't alcohol that I was referring to.  She laughed, and told me that there wasn't anything I could do about it.  I told her that she shouldn't be eating so much of the free popcorn.  She got upset, and fired.

The Tijuana Rescue Mission wishes to thank the East County San Diego anonymous donor for the $25 Von's Groceries gift certificate.  I was able to get meat, peanut butter, jelly, and vegetables.  Thanks much.  And, thanks to the Tijuana Jewish Community for its donation of paper products, plastic tableware, styro cups, plates, and bowls.

Thur-Fri, Mar. 11-12, 2010

Fed the jail releases this AM.  Padre Chava's Breakfast is closed on Wed, Fri, and Sun, so this is the only place these starving guys get to eat, when recently released.  Jails do not feed inmates.  Wanted to take today off, but no chance.  Beef vegetable soup, toasted bagels with butter and jelly.  They liked it.

One guy said I'm the only American he ever met that wasn't an asshole.  Lots of Mexicans have said that.  Maybe there's hope for us blue-eyed, blonde-haired Aryan Anglos after all!  (Jokingly, my tribal lands in England were taken by the invading Norse, and we White-tribe people didn't even get a casino out of the deal!)

Us Anglos are an endangered supspecies, and worse now with Global Warming (which, by the way, is not a "real" phenomenon).  Our blue eyes prevent snow-blindness in white-out blizzard conditions, and our white pale skin retains heat really well.  It's a mutation.  Once all people were Black.  A few people thought I was racist from time to time, but my friends laugh and point out that my girlfriend is a full-blooded 100% Native American Indian.  Not very White-supremist, but if you read my blogs, you already knew that.

Sat./Sun., Mar. 13-14, 2010

A lady came by for dinner last night and asked about becoming a priestess.  I asked her what that was.  She didn't know, so, noticing that her nose was bothering her, I laid hands upon it.  I also gave her the Kiss of Peace, a charismatic hug.  She learned that a Priestess is someone who uses love to benefit society and people. 

Since her original intentions were to merely help out with the cooking, feeding, and cleanup, she will be permitted participation in other things if she wishes.  Just got the electric bill for $240.00 for the past 2 months, and can't pay it, so I'll maybe be out of business for the next 1-2 weeks!

Mon thru Fri., Mar. 15-19, 2010

This week has been tough, as there's no money, due to the huge electric bill, but I've made lots of progress on my autobiography and philosophy pages.  Seeing a relapse of ADD stuff, though:  Wed., I left my backpack on the Trolley, containing several good pages of work, and Thur. I left my passport and bus pass on a bus.  Forgetful.  That's ADD behavior.  It's caused by Cognitive Dissonance:  The difference between what's really true and what's supposed to be true, in this instance.  I know something and I'm trying not to know it.  I end up sabotaging my own efforts.  I get into all this deeper in "The Problems With Jesus" and "Meeting God, Part One", Chapter 6.

Sat./Sun., Mar 20-21, 2010

It's been sad.  There have never been more people who need help.  They cry and plead for food.  I have little or nothing to give them.  I have no money.  I try to see what I can get in the US and bring it back; sometime's I'm lucky.  Sometimes not.  I now have friends of mine who are starving and I cannot help!  Time for some "way outside the box" thinking.  I'm hurting, but surviving.  Revising my page numbers and order today.  Gave psychological advice to a few people, too.  Faith-based free counseling does not require a license.

Mon. March 22, 2010

Interesting morning.  On the way home from work, I explained to a Jehovah's Witness in Mexico why I considered his group to be a Satanic cult.  Then, I found an old friend of mine, addicted to crack cocaine, who had joined the group.  That'll make her problems even worse!  They've been programmed to worship Satan, and think that they are worshipping Jesus!  How sad!  I write more at the Parable of Satan, near the end of Ch. 5.

El Cajon cops on the warpath today.  Try to avoid getting a ticket for Felony Illegal Thinking.  (Jokingly)  With those new thought-finder machines, they can catch you so fast, you don't even hear the pig oink!

Shared that with people at the El Cajon Transit Center, and a good laugh was had by all.  Except the poor guys that the oinky-pig ticketed for the Crime of Poverty.

Tue. thru Thur., Mar. 23-25, 2010

Doing some bishop work after posting a new autobiography on-line.  Can't afford a printout, but I have the original handwritten pages.  I have to decide if several groups are cults or not.  So far, there have been several complaints of alleged cults who run food programs for the needy, but I've only found one.  Another one is currently under investigation.  If they tell me to go jump in a lake or whatever, there's nothing I can do.  Bishops don't really supervise clergy, because if they don't obey or just tell me to shut up, there's very little I can do.  This has always been true, going back thousands of years.  Frustrating.  Added a page for emergency travel and housing today.  Also added another food bank program to Page F.

Fri. thru Sun., Mar. 26-28, 2010

8:30 PM, Sunday night, two young men with knives tried to rob me, right on Third and Revolucion!  I ran, and they quickly broke off persuit.  I had less than 40 cents on me, anyway.  May just have been anti-White racism, because I look as poor as I am.  They did call me a gringo whore. 

Not having enough money to feed me, much less anybody else, has me coming into the US daily to attend the soup kitchens.  I will bring back to the TJ Mission anything I can, usually around 6 or 8 PM.  Some days, I get nothing at all to bring back.  I asked for help from the SD Food Bank, but they said that all food must remain in SD County.  I had similar problems when requesting food from South Bay Community Services, which receives money from the City of Chula Vista.  This will all have to be done with private money.

Working lots on my book, which doesn't take money.

Mon., Mar. 29, 2010

Having to deal with a group of people, and smelling bad, I used holy oil to smell better.  Bishops carry it around, and my relationship with God allows me to do stuff like that.

Milestones, as I keep evolving.  Can't write about all of it, but I'm having to ask for help from other charities to get food for my drug addicts in Tijuana.  Talked to several people that I always wanted to, but never could.   Found out that most of them always wanted to meet John Schlitz!  I could have talked to these famous people all along, but didn't know.  Life is a learning process.

Found somebody else who met God one-on-one.  She runs an interreligious program that feeds poor and homeless people.  Sound familiar?  I also met with HAT, the Homeless Action Team at the First Lutheran Church, 3rd and Ash, Downtown San Diego.  They're the people that sponsor the free meals at 4 pm Mondays and 9 am Fridays (Free Meals page, B.)

HAT is soliciting ideas and info on the needs of the homeless in San Diego, to present solutions to government and philanthropists.  They meet at 3 pm Mondays.  After the meeting, people who attended it got priority in the 4 pm Mon. food line.  Your reward for participation.  Since my intention is to network resources and also religions, I welcomed this meeting.  I am about to place a bulletin on Page B, since many homeless and poor people read that. 

Tue. thru Sat., Mar. 30-Apr. 3, 2010

Sorry.  Been neglecting my blog here, as I prepare my book for publication.  May write as many as 18.  Shopping for a commercial publisher.  Me?  Yes, I can.  This one's to make money, though, so I'll go with the highest bidder, probably.

Week of Sun., Apr. 4

Neglecting my diary here.  Editing my book, plus cranking out good ideas.  New one on S, the Solutions Page, regarding the Comi-Con Convention in San Diego.  Delivered a copy of the idea to City Hall.  S is a for-profit page, so I expect to be paid for that idea.  I once came up with the idea for the Green Line Trolley, back in 1979.  Never got paid for one single idea or invention in my life.

I'm asking San Diego City for a contractor job as a "General Engineer", a one-man think tank, to try to get the most out of government at the least taxpayer expense.  Engineering is the science and art of getting the mostest for the leastest.

I'm currently complaining to God that, since I get killed by a radical accomplishing His work, I ought to receive a more comfortable life until then.  On a brighter note, I seem to see the future really well.

Tue., 04-13-10, 8:30 AM

I was on a bus stop at the Antique Row Cafe, East Main St. at Ballard, El Cajon City, California, waiting for a bus to go help a Christian minister.  A well-dressed man drove up in a Mercedes Benz, parked it illegally at the stop, came over to me, and presented me with copies of "Awake!", the Jehovah's Witnesses magazine.  He was obviously a leader, and obviously was threatening me, so I gave him what he wanted.  I gently told him that I personally considered his group to be a Satanic cult, because they interpret the bible literally, and not figuratively.

Hey, the root word of "evangelist" is "angel".  One famous angel was Lucifer!  He then left.  Obviously he found my location via my "Compass" Card, the new bus and trolley tracking card that identifies where each passenger is, and who they are.  Cell phones also transmit GPS data, but either way, this guy was specifically looking for me.  Is this the man who hires someone to kill me?  That, I am told, is what eventually happens.  That would have terrified me once upon a time.  I'm still grumbling to God about having to die to do this ministry.

I planned to file a police complaint, and put that on-line here.  The El Cajon Police know who he is, and refuse to take a complaint.  They told me to go see the FBI, which is the same thing as suggesting I'm nuts, of course.  No, I have a few better ways to go.  I'm looking to document the incident, that's all, because these things are important in the future.  I've been thru this sort of thing my whole life, as you know if you've read my biography.

I thought of the story of Jesus being tempted by Satan in the desert.  Except, of course, that I'm not Jesus, and El Cajon ain't no desert!  I think somebody needs to organize a group to picket their propaganda distribution.  No, my job in the Center of the Star is to try to get religions to get along.  Are the Jehovah's Witnesses a religion or a Bible Cult?  How about defusing the situation with some humor?  Awake! becomes

 Asleep!

Fill your head with so much bullshit that it sprouts an AM radio antenna!  Why be only half-stupid, when you can excel.  And, you can send in $50,000 cash to get your very own ticket to heaven, personally signed by God!  Act now, and we'll send you a free pint of Emu Oil!  You never know when your emu might start to squeak, and a squeaky emu needs to be oiled with Emu Oil!

Thur., 04-15-10

It doesn't look to me like God wants to be worshipped.  It's His ministers who want to be worshipped.  I also think that the future of gnosis is all electronic.  Cooperate as a minister (or elder) and your signal, transmitted from cellular towers, will be strong.  Mess up, and we can reduce signal strength, or even shut it off.  Can be done instantly.

This also prevents the abuse of reverse gnosis, both that of draining the clergy, and of the clergy draining someone to the point of despair.  All food blessing would be an extreme felony.  All love could then only be used in a positive way.  This is John Schlitz working with GM Jesus.  It's exactly why God pulled this radio engineer into this mess.

I censored out my chapter on pheremones, communications via the sense of smell.  Gives away too much of the charismatic cookie jar.  It'll go into a clergy book that has a secret ISBN number.  Order the book by number, that number appearing in no book catalogs nor data-bases on the planet, and you must be clergy.  Seminaries have copies of the book, with the number right on it.  Same already works that way, right now.

I guess that electronic g (gnosis, my definition 3,) can also be treated that way, except the NSA secrets, and I'm sure the clergy gets a waiver to that.

Friday, 04-16-10

So much trouble coming up with the simplest of words lately, and blamed that, along with forgetting my passport on one bus and my backpack on another, on my ADD disease.  Wrong.  I was officially diagnosed as suffering from Alzheimer's today, and I'm now on Aricept, not to bring out memories of once running into God, but to slow the progress of the deterioration of my memory. 

The first thing I did was to phone my mother, and I also told her that I'd have 20 years before it gets bad.  I'm 56, and will be 76 then.  The second thing I did was to fall off a canyon rim, smashing my eyeglasses, ripping one of the points off of my 5-pointed star necklace, and tearing a big hole in the temple of my head, giving me a huge black eye.  This is sad, because California no longer covers eyeglass prescriptions.

The day before yesterday, though, one of the Zetas (street gang) handed me a brand-new pair of eyeglasses, telling me I'd need them.  He's a prophet, and way good at predictions.  How did he know my eyeglass prescription?  He's a recycler, and found it in the Mission trash.  He took it to another Zeta who grinds optical lenses.  They're actually Photogray, the kind that turn dark into sunglasses in bright sunlight!

A gnostic street gang!  Comes with the territory, as they do ministry, in this case security for the Mission.  I really didn't teach them anything.   It explains why I get so spiritual so easily.  I missa gnostics!  No wonder these guys can tolerate so much hunger, and are so orderly!  Well, the Italian Mafia runs the Knights Templar and the Iluminati (religious police), and they're a gnostic street gang.  Saw Jehovah's Witnesses at the Palm Ave. Trolley stop, and said, "May you someday find the real God."  No reply.  Cult programming.

Pemex on Second and Negrete, Tijuana, tried to rip me off today, wanting to charge me $1 U.S. for ten ounces of gasoline for my camp stove.  Cheating tourists (and White people in general) must end!  Mexican anti-White racism must end, too!

Strange thought of the day:  From the standpoint of a Cynic (pessimist) philosopher, Adolph Hitler may have been the Jewish Messiah, trying to get Jews out of "hell" here on Earth (time of war) so that they could come back at a nicer time to be alive.  Isn't that awful?  They'd come back as Aryans, living in the Third Reich.  Pretty nuts, but that would be classic Cynical philosophy.

Updates of Bite Me!, plus a new M Page media article on Israel, some editing of Chapter 13, announcements on the Homeless Page, and a new bio piece in Chapter 2.

Sat. and Sun., 04-17 and 18, 2010

Last night I briefly lost track of time, trying to figure out how I fell down a canyon on Friday.  When I fall forward, I instinctively put my hands and arms out, to brace impact, but that did not happen, causing me to hit the concrete head-first.  Why?  Well, although both the US and the UFO guys both have stuff that can cause that, I'm just not important enough.  Either could kill me in a matter of minutes, if they wanted to.  I wasn't drunk, or drinking, or using drugs, and had not taken my first dose of Aricept, either.  Possibly a problem with blood sugar or blood pressure.  Or, I'm sabotaging my own efforts, and getting closer to what I don't want to know.  Has to be that, as b.g. and b.p. would not effect my survival programming.  I must really be on the right track!

Prayer has me asking God for direction, solutions, and similar.  I am getting a clear response, too!  "I trust your judgement, and will go along with your decisions."  That's unheard-of!  Completely new to me.  Trusting God, sure, but God trusting me?  I seem to have gnosis G-4 (see below), so could that be what I was given by the UFO-types when we met?  I thought I might have acquired GM Moses or Jesus thru them, but that cannot be, as I show clear evidence of having that at a much younger age.  Those GMs are why they grabbed me to begin with! 

[Gnosis:  1.) the knowledge of God.  2.) the secret knowledge of God.  3.) electronic love.  4.)  all of the knowledge of God.] 

Regarding my glasses, I've oft been asked why I don't go in for laser eye surgery.  It's because I'd lose one of my (jokingly) super-powers.  Superman has microscopic vision, and so does anyone as nearsighted as myself.  Take off my glasses and I have, essentially, a 3500-power microscope.  I'm famous for refusing to eat salads in a restaurant when I can see too much bacteria.  If something is holy, I may be able to see that.  Moses was nearsighted, and could do just that.  A consummate linguist, too.  Jesus was illiterate, but had an excellent memory, a huge heart, people skills, and awesome insight.  Don't look for that in any of your history books.  I'm not a people person, having only a hunk of GM Jesus to work with.  Moses got re-tooled to English, and I keep getting into trouble when I tend to "correct" translations of the Torah.  See what I say in T-blog (Page Q, T, or Chapter 13) about "forbidden fruit".

Went to Vinnies today, operated by Jewish Public Services on Sundays.  Sat at the First Table, with another member of the Homeless Action Team, an Iraqui-American.  He ought to work as a translator, but doesn't like the US military much.  Table One is where the professionals sit and discuss our problems regarding being homeless.  One woman sat down, uninvited but that's okay, and suggested I collaborate with a cult group that she's heavily involved in.  I said no thanks.  She called me an asshole, and left.  She knew who I was before sitting down next to me.  Inspired one of today's thoughts:  A cult is a group that worships the bible instead of God.  That begs the response that the bible is the word of God.  Okay, then a cult is a group that worships the word of God instead of God.

One Bite Me!, and I'm editing Ch. 13.

Monday, 4-19-10

I need to suggest to the DNC (Democratic National Committee) today that perhaps Hillary Clinton should be the next Supreme Court Justice, not Bill.  One or the other will be on our paper money in the future.  If Bill takes the job, I predict he'll end up on the $10,000 bill.

Somebody tried to break into the Mission yesterday, and ran into diabolical security hardware that I recently invented.  Hope I never lock myself out!

Have 2 meetings at the same time, both government, at 3 pm.  Will try to resked them both.  All out of 3,000 donated business cards.  Autobiography moving to Section C (Education) because the web pages take up too much space between A and B section.  Too much scrolling.  NZ9F Radio will be a new radio station, commercial, on-line, featuring stand-up comedy, talk radio, and no censorship, with music from 1965 to 1975.  When not on live, a different station will be webcast.  Airtime is also for sale.  The San Diego Homeless now have a radio station! 

Tuesday, 4-20-10  International Marijuana Day

I don't use it, and haven't in years.  I know how to meditate.  Attended the Homeless Action Team meeting, and found out that I'm the only one of 4 or 5 leaders who will meet with the City of San Diego tomorrow.  Prophecy tells me that nothing good will result.  I will try.  Was asked about "Free Love" in the border crossing line today, and explained it means that everyone is entitled to sex and love.  Even those who are not pretty or socially desirable.  A woman broke in and insisted that Free Love isn't free, and that everyone has social responsibilities for their actions.  She was obviously high on Jesus, but I agreed that everyone needs to minimize unwanted pregnancy and the spread of disease.  She repeated her (chastity?) message.  In plain English, Free Love means that everybody fucks everybody else, and so everybody gets sex.  Find a gnostic, and it's tantric.  Everyone distributes love, too.  An all-clergy society.

Ancient Hawaiians had Free Love.  You may ask anyone in the tribe for sex, and they must give you same, or be sentenced to die.  Every child has a known mother, plus any male in the tribe could be their father.  So, inheritance and rank are matrilineal, with the males adopting everybody.  Birth control via dropping excess babies into a volcano.  Clergy decision to do so, avoiding parental guilt.  Early explorers had a field day!  (Word origin, ham radio.)  Every woman will give them sex, instantly, anytime, plus any children produced belong to her and the tribe.  White man thought he could improve on that? 

Added things to the Homeless Page, H, and added toilets to the Shelter Page, else.

Wednesday, 4-21-10 Meeting with Mayor and Council

Costing my lots in expenses, that I don't have, such as photocopies, haircut, and having to eat in a restaurant or two, just to be able to meet with the Mayor and City today.  I'm wearing a nice Crisis House (Page F) business suit, from the Salvation Army (also Page F).  My black eye looks so bad that I'm using makeup.  Takes me back to my days on-air on TV.  Haven't worn a suit since then.  Never wrote about that in my bio, but I will.

Lots of problems with spirituality today, but I'm backed by clergy, so that will not present a problem.  I'm Drawing Down The Moon (book by Margot Adder).  Worried about rain on my suit.  God sez not to worry.  God, it isn't You I don't trust, but rather my connection with you.  No web changes today except here.

Thursday, 4-22-10 Earth Day

The meeting turned out to be a committee meeting, but most of the City Council was present.  I spoke addressing the issues of us homeless, and asked for a part-time job mediating the problem and suggesting general money-saving solutions for the City.

I wore a suit, a huge red glass "ruby" (purely ornamental), and had to get (and pay for) a haircut for this meeting.  We homeless do not like to conform to dress codes, and political forced behavior.  It is the only thing that we all share in common. 

The City wants to spend $30.4 million on a 225-bed Homeless Reservation facility near City Hall.  It would not satisfy the Court Order that the City get 2500 new beds for us, plus the homeless would refuse to live there, so the motion was eventually tabled, after much comment.  Why don't we just give each homeless person $1,000 to go away and not come back?

30 million dollars divided by 30,000 homeless is $1,000 each.  Less than the $2,000 San Francisco had to pay each of us, and they still have to comply with the requirements of all the new beds!  I'm going to come up with half a dozen competing plans that deal with all issues.  My plans will bear a United States Patent, and you guys can argue over who pays my royalties.  How's that for an Outside-The-Box solution to my money problems?

I technically represent Homeless Action Team of the Third Avenue Community Organization, plus a large assortment of "underground" churches and clergy.  3 conventional clergy attended, too.  Didn't have the heart to tell anybody that one reason "faith based" homeless solutions are failing is that most homeless are gnostic.  How do I know?  Some of my "Bite Me!" humor is gnostic, and can separate out who is.  Everybody else just doesn't get it.  So, I suppose we would like to give you Holy Communion.  Okay?  There is a ministry in El Cajon City that teaches gnostic homeless to become ministers.

The radio station idea is not to be used before this winter.  Last resort.  The reason a democracy cannot have large amounts of unemployed and homeless is that we're too mobile:  We can all move to San Diego, register to vote, and take over the entire political process.  What's keeping you in Chicago?  The job you don't have?  The home you don't have?  Must be the below-zero temperatures and five feet of snow.

Do you think cold-weather cities like Denver, Chicago, and Philadelphia would be willing to pay the costs of exporting their homeless here?  It's just for the winter, but most of them would never go back, and those cities know it.  Wasn't it better to have a selection of cheap hotels downtown?  Now we have a much larger problem.  Talk radio in homeless San Diego is on hold.  Will propose solutions, and at a price, too.  Revised Page B1, the soup kitchen page. 

Friday, 4-23-10

My day off.  I demand clergy take a day off every week, for personal fun and such.  Clergy work on their own Sabbath, you know! 

Saturday and Sunday, 4-24 and 4-25, 2010

New Bite Me! written today, to be typed in as soon as I get enuf computer time.  New page on chess added today (I have been an instructor and champion).  Also working on my new SMART Table of Contents.  New Web Idea that I'm deploying myself, rather than listing on Page i.

All the Christian ministers ask me the same question:  How can you be a homeless bishop?  Actually very simple.  God asked me to be a powerful advocate for the San Diego homeless, and told me that I was to be made homeless in order to understand the problem.  Thanks, God, I think.  I got to be a bishop due to my being a big-time religious victim who then went into ministry.  That's common sense.  I'm logical for the job, having been homeless in one sense or another most of my life.  I enjoy, for example, living in a forest.  Where's your home when you do that?

I'm usually concerned about getting enough love to get done what must happen, but God (and now some ministers) don't think that'll be a problem.  God's laughing about it.  I hold two distinctions in life regarding this:  First, I founded the Tijuana Rescue Mission while homeless myself.  Second, even more unusual, I may have been the first person in history to have the religious secrets explained to him by God himself.  I'm on Aricept now, self-prescribed, and that is the most powerful pro-memory drug on the planet, used for Alzheimer's Disease.  

At the City Council meeting Wednesday, one woman began to cry uncontrollably when giving testimony.  I took a reading on her as not gnostic, approached her to ask if she was alright, and zapped her with love, twice.  She then wandered into a High Priestess of mine.  Did none of the Christian ministers present see her need?  Is love so precious that you have to keep it within your own faith?  Sorry, guys, but one of the rules of handling love is to comfort crying adults. 

Stand-up comedy in the food line at Chabad today.  New humor ideas, too.  After lunch I sat down and was threatened by a crack addict, several times.  Police intervened, so I bowed out of the Homeless Party today, too upset.  I did visit Neil Good Center, and liked it, but they need chess sets.  Reminds me of a huge prison day-room.  Sad.  What crime did these people commit?  I will work on a chessboard and chess set that is a paper computer print-out, on-line, for prison day-rooms and homeless equivalents.

Monday, 4-26-10

Wrote a letter to the Editor of the Union Tribune today, as the Founder of the Tijuana Rescue Mission and on behalf of HAT, the Homeless Action Team.  I wish to propose a committee of homeless San Diegans who happen to have doctorate degrees or similar.  Brainpower.  We have a vested interest in being heard, influencing public debate, and proposing solutions.  Obviously.  Our action proposed for this week:  Toilet paper rolls hanging from the "doggie poop bag" racks, with a sign saying, "Humans only, please.  Most people treat their dogs better than their fellow humans."

My book will contain a tour of heaven, which I was permitted to see.  I was not particularly impressed, and you will have to buy a book copy to receive that information.  I'm not joking, and that's a "hell" of a tease, isn't it?

Tuesday, 4-22-10

At the Monday HAT (Homeless Action Team) meeting, several things discussed, found on Page H, the new Homeless Page.  New Bite Me! humor today.  New holiday section (Chapter 9) article on May Day (May 1.)  New editorial on Media Page concerning Comi-Con.

The way this blog started is that a woman on the trolley noticed my pentagram star (Star of Solomon) and asked me if I knew the Pagan bishop.  She needed some help from her.  I asked her if she'd heard of John Schlitz, and she had.  Her problem is that aboard her military ship, all the men want to "hit on" (sexually solicit) her because she's a priestess.

A few questions later, I had to explain the religious secrets, as she is a declared member of clergy.  Wicca, like Ancient Paganism, is self-ordaining.  Well, Navy Intelligence was not amused, and that was the gentleman referred to in this blog's first installment (Book Chapter 13, beginning).  Beginning of a fine diary.

Using some hyper-gnosis (hypnosis) today, and it is working well.  Closely related to mass hyper-gnosis (mass hypnosis), "mass" for short.  Occasionally being criticized for being critical of those things in the bible that are not true.  Stop worrying about what I disagree with, and realize that I endorse the other 80%.  Paul was correct in banning homosexuality in an epoch that had a need for lots more babies.  Nowadays, however, overpopulation dictates the need for lots of homosexuality, as same does not worsen the too-many-people problem.  It is the job of homosexual couples to adopt the unwanted and abused children of the heteros.  That's your job.  Are you up to it?

Since there's no blood relation, there is no similar DNA, and so there need to be minor differences in family love and bonding.  This can be done without anybody knowing anything.  Make sure your family's blood is analyzed for genetic memory variances (any psychiatrist).  (I'm on 4 levels, so, thank you, Moses, for taking 50 years to re-tool to English!)  Your doctor may be interested in this paragraph.  Just local, family ties.  We don't need KD or KM here!

Wednesday, 4-28-10

My letter to San Diego Mayor Sanders was completely censored out of this website.  It was thoughtful, nice, and considerate.  I wish to protest web censorship of same.

I hate to ask for extraordinary treatment, but when I have the task of representing the homeless, I automatically get additional needs.  Photocopies, coffee to stay awake when my day is 20 hours, cloth bags to transport stuff, and even the purchase of computer time additional to the free time provided by libraries. 

With no food and no money for 2 days, the Mission is in trouble.  Visited one of Trish's meals last night in OB, designated as part of Freedom Reigns, a ministry of all religions.  I founded that (scroll way, way down) or perhaps it founded me!  Talked briefly with the grade-school kids at Sacred Heart Academy regarding why it is much easier and better for them to be good Christians, and not a Pagan.  But, if all else fails, John Schlitz will help you and your parents find you a religion.

Received chicken, bagels, breads, and rolls for my starving heroin addicts from the US, and fed people.  This morning, a longer border wait than normal, so I missed the Salvation Army senior breakfast.  Needed coffee much, to type this.  Went to Project Hand in Chula Vista, which gave me food for today at the Mission, but no coffee.  Thank you, Lutheran Social Services.  Prayer to God for coffee.

12th and Imperial trolley, a woman got onto the train, accidentally leaving her full Starbucks latte (big one) behind.  I'm not making this up!  Normally, I get my cup of "joe" at McDonald's or Burger King, or the Mission has some.  No coffee and no money, today.  Mission's out of drinking water, too.  Mornings when I have nothing, then Salvation Army.  If you're keeping score, God 3, John Kitchin, 0.  So connected that it frightens me.  Shouldn't.  God is very powerful, but not quite all-powerful.  We discussed it, Aricept is beginning to bring it out, and that gives me something like 7 for 7 on calling correct psychotropic drugs.  Or has that been God?  Dunno.  You'll have to buy the book to get a treatise on what God can and cannot do.  I am specifically instructed to tell you.

Ran into a doctor, M.D., in the El Cajon library, who was using a computer to read some medical records.  I mentioned that I think I have a cure for Autism, and it's on my website.  She wondered why that wouldn't be front-page news.  I told her that it's related to Spirituality, and she smiled.  She said that we do have religious leaders and such.  I said that I have no problem with that, and the disease should then be treated by sending the child to a doctor who is also a minister.  She agreed.  Doctors will receive advanced access to Chapter 24, on the Clinical Treatment of Autism, without needing to purchase the book.

I need to speak with Trish.  She's one of the other Free Meals sponsors and has also seen God, one-on-one.  She works La Jolla, PB, and OB.

More thoughts:  God does not want to be worshipped, and is not vain.  God's ministers want to be worshipped, and that happens in liturgy.  Your love collected in liturgy is used for helping people.  Ministers need your love to do God's work.  I am here to help prepare the world for the common people to understand far more about religion than they do now.  This will happen even without me, but a prophet helps everyone prepare for what is to come.

Today, some Bite Me! material, and a Letter to Mayor Sanders (bottom of the page stack) without a number yet.  Corrected the dates posted on this blog.

Thursday, 4-29-10

New material at Salesmen and Job Seekers, Page E.  New Holiday Greetings for Peace Day (Memorial Day).  A censored Bite Me! got the approval of my clergy.  Huge backlog of hundreds of Q-page questions, so I'm mostly working answers into this day-blog and elsewhere.  Homeless Radio San Diego now has all technical capabilities, and I'm tempted to put it on the air for a test-run.  Editorials, proposed solutions, and Bite Me! humor.

I received a $3 donation to get photocopies so I can print a copy of a letter to Mayor Sanders rather than having to create a whole web-page for same.  Making progress towards a package of many different homeless solutions.  Bear with me.  My Alzheimer's is interfering, but Aricept is making it somewhat better.  I'm up to 5 mg. a day, now.  I seem to have G4 (Gnosis 4), so I may be of some help someday in the repair of some of the UFOs that get worked on in Old Town.  Gotta bring the info out clean.

Anybody see the beauty, irony, and humor of giving a person with Alzheimer's Disease the alien tech secrets?  It's a limited thing.  Will eventually have some use for all that, I suppose.  I have an idea for treatment or cure for Alzheimer's.  Can't write about it.  Will need access to a small amount of classified research, which just might be easier than I think.  I leave Freudian slips in my writing, not editing them out, because I am both the patient and the physician here.

Fri., Sat., Sun., 4-30 thru 5-2-10

Composing some satirical songs for a page on humorous homeless songs.  Will start out in D-Section (Experimental web pages), and move elsewhere.  After speaking to the City Council I was then attacked in food lines or public transportation 8 days in a row.  Now, there are groups of people trying to label all homeless as sexual deviates or such.  People have been charged with Indecent Exposure for attempting to urinate as privately as possible, in public.  Another tack I ran into yesterday on the Trolley.  On the way to the Padres baseball game, a woman accused me of staring at another woman's breasts.

She caused a big scene, and transit security responded.  People told the truth, that this was all in this woman's head.  Just harassment of a homeless person, or perhaps a Pagan, or both.  Don't know, but her boyfriend was extremely abusive, so I felt better when the trolley guys showed up.  Here's the formula:  When harassed on the trolley, do not leave same when people demand it.  Let them punch or kick you, then call the police and press charges.  This is extremely important!

One passenger commented later, "You religious leaders go thru hell.  I'm glad I'm not one of you."  Maybe it's too soon for Paganism to come out of the closet.  On the positive end, I was in El Cajon investigating why the 3 PM meal is sometimes nonexistent.  Ran into a priestess of the Episcopal Church (Anglicans) who said that the 8 churches who sponsored it are now down to 5 because of the Depression.  She donated the leftover fruit to my TJ mission.  Thanks to the Episcopals in El Cajon.

My first editorial, on the homeless problem, mentions a million homeless in San Diego, so I've been trying to justify that figure ever since.  Unfortunately it is prophecy. 

1 PM Sunday, street gang selling heroin at Palomar Trolley, with lots of buyers.  Remind me how much money we save by no longer having transit cops there.  Do you think the parents of the young kids buying care about their kids?  I bet they do. 

I intend to define God in scientific terms in my book, according to the physics science of String Theory.  This will help bridge the gap between science and religion.  I also would like to describe the properties of the radio wave we call love, and give many technical details of same.   I want to describe in detail how Genetic Memory works, but that happens to officially be a government secret.  If  you help get that declassified, that's possible then.

I have no idea why I know which of the secrets are illegal to write about and which ones are not.  How in the world can I know the difference?  I cannot explain that.  I need to know how memories get updated to current.  The Soviet Union had a machine in Gorky we ham operators called the "Russian Woodpecker", because it made woodpecker sounds on the radio spectrum.  It was for mind-control purposes.

Mon., Tue., 5-03 and 5-04, 2010

New player at the Mission in TJ, a Professor of Law who is also a sociologist.  He works as an attorney, and visits my surrogate son occasionally.  Monday's Home Action Team meeting finalized a new brochure.  I had my objections to one of the free meal listings, but was overruled.  New Page B will enable going to the Public Service section bypassing Home Page.  http://nz9f.com/b   I suggest that the correct format for a homeless meal is Vinnie's on Sunday (9:30 AM Sunday listing on Page B) or the 9 AM Friday meal at First Lutheran:  Basically a lunch, as opposed to breakfast, at 8 or 9 or 10 am.  I'd like to see Father Joe's regular lunch move to 9:30 to 11 AM instead of its current 11 AM to 12:30.  Same food, though:  Lunch.  Why?  Well, when the homeless order food in the morning at a fast food place, they order hamburgers and fries, not typical breakfast food.  Burger King complied, offering the full menu early.

It was mentioned in the meeting that I'm not a big fan of God's Extended Hands, due to past problems which continue.  I don't like the San Diego Rescue Mission, either, for similar reasons.  None can be discussed herein.

New from John Schlitz:  I will work for any company in the whole world, as long as I own all of it.  Also:  In that day and age when most of the homeless (now called Real Estate Greed Victims) were drug abusers, criminals, and/or mentally ill, faith-based rescue programs were in order.  Now that three-quarters of all homeless have none of these problems, and are merely unemployed for having different political views, that whole line of thinking needs to be re-evaluated.  This is particularly true because faith-based ministries do not work very well upon gnostic individuals, and our current homeless are well-over 50% gnostic.

The HAT meeting was all gnostics, representing 4 religious traditions, including Islam.  Most of the discussion was on the differences between those traditions.  I explained that in the religion business, we need to know how much each person participating knows, and this can be accomplished by telling a few jokes that are on different levels.  These jokes are told by an accomplice, who is someone that a group has never met before, will never see again, and nobody knows that he or she is in on the test.  If people smile at a joke, or even get upset, it tells what they know.  Similar to my I.Q. test, chess page.

I keep correcting the Torah in English, so here goes:  Regarding the word "day" in the description Moses gives of creation (on the sixth day, etc.)  Here are a few translations of that word:  1.) 12 hours (day versus night);  2.)  24 hours.  3.)  era or epoch (in this day and age, present-day thinking, modern-day logic)  4.)  Any large amount of time.  So, regarding Creation, the word "day" does not refer to a short time at all.

Also at the HAT meeting, some of the authors compared notes on web censorship.

Wed. 05-05-10 "Sinkhole de Mayo", plus Thur. 5-6-10

New ATM fees in Mexico, and higher bank fees in general, are forcing less tourism.  Goes right along with closing TJ early, and now closing alcohol sales even earlier.  The Mexican Government is causing the greatest-ever reduction in tourism and difficulties upon its population that it ever has.  Move over, drug cartels!  Your government can do even more harm!

I don't keep up with TV news much, because, like most older people, I could not afford the cost of conversion to digital TV.  My free coupons for converter boxes could not be used because by the time any of the boxes were in stock, my coupons had expired.  Plus, I couldn't afford to have a new outdoor antenna installed.  Way too expensive.  I know of not one older person who receives television at all.  Fortunately, XETV-6 in San Diego transmits from Mexico, and gives me some TV news.

Problem with Alzheimer's today, dropping a $20 bill out of my wallet and not picking it up.  That happened a few months ago, too.  Tough life.

On the way to Vinnies (15th and Imperial soup kitchen) today, one guy was selling (per usual), shouting out his wares:  "Cigarettes!  Marlboros!  Vicaden!  Heroin!  Oxycontin!"  ATF needs to crack down on the $1 a pack cigs bought in Mexico and then re-sold in San Diego.  All the soup kitchens have dope dealers.

I acted as Bishop yesterday, complaining to one free meal that its food was way too holy.  I told one of the principals that I don't want people running around bumping into trees and saying "Excuse me."  Reminds me of rural Utah!  There's a frozen yogurt shop in Downtown San Diego that prominently displays a big sign that its yogurt is U of O.  Well, I tried it, and it's way too kosher.  Who do I complain to about that?  Makes me dizzy. 

Internal info sez Father Joe's computer room will close soon.  More homeless solutions today on the Solutions Page, A6, and an update of the Food Kitchen Index on Page B.  The new "b" page permits bypassing this blog and else on this site, going directly to the Public Service pages, by entering http://nz9f.com/b.   

Fri. and Sat., 5-7 and 5-8, 2010

New today:  Today's blog is an excellent discussion for children about the dangers of using drugs.  As you know, kids can bypass my usually-adult blog here and use the Public Service Pages direct by going to http://nz9f.com/b.  This is new, and was needed.  I also evaluate the PATH Program, which wants to build a Homeless Reservation in Downtown San Diego, on the Media Page, M.

Blog on drug use, for intelligent children:  Public Domain, 2010.

I threw Luis (my surrogate "adopted" son) out of the Mission last night.  Kids are not supposed to steal parents' DVD players and sell them to buy dope.  His criminal lawyer, that he owes money to for defending him, came over to dinner the other day so that they could discuss business.  It's not obvious that they were just casing the place, looking for things they could rob.  I stood by Luis a lot when he got accused of stealing at the motel where he worked.  Now it is obvious that his heroin problem has gotten the better of him.  Your Republican Party in action!

Perhaps posession of heroin, no matter how small an amount, should be eligible for the Death Penalty.  This presumes that methadone treatment programs exist, and also that people in chronic pain will receive proper treatment.  Poor assumption.

Since you guys don't have 8 years of psychopharmacology training, let's educate you:  Codeine and morphine are the active ingredients in opium, the sap of the poppy flower.  Powdered dried opium is called heroin.  Use it once, and the experience is wonderful.  After 5 or 10 uses, it requires far more of it to get that "high" feeling.  After 2 months, you don't get high on it anymore.  Instead, you get violently sick from non-use.  This continues for the rest of your life!

Heroin kills certain brain cells involved in digestion and the regulation of other bodily processes.  Like in Parkinson's Disease, dead brain cells that are specialty cells cannot be re-grown.  Methadone is pure heroin, produced in a lab instead of a poppy.  Giving former heroin addicts methadone daily avoids having them kill someone for money, just to keep from dying themselves by not having the drug.  Once addicted, going without heroin can kill you if you don't buy more.  Drug gangs use it to control their members.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who wrote the Sherlock Holmes mystery books, wrote a book about this problem entitled "The Seven Percent Solution".  Both he and famous psychiatrist Dr. Sigmund Freud thought cocaine might cure heroin abuse.  It does turn out to be useful as a palleative measure (temporary help tool) but nowadays less-addictive substances exist, such as Ritalin, Adderall, and Strattera.  In the meantime, it is extremely important that anyone selling or giving away heroin to children be arrested immediately!

Sunday, 5-9-2010

Told my joke about golf balls and a woman suggested it was perverted, and tried to take my picture with a cell phone.  Everybody else liked it.  She was a drunk Jehovah's Witness, so is this the new face of Jesus?  I was displaying my Star of Solomon, but not discussing religion.

Working on my paper chess set, which will be a printable board and pieces for people in prisons and equivalent (homeless centers).  Also a few new ads today, and Page B1 finally got merged into Page B.  Working on a Pay-Pal page for donations, too.  Very busy, and not enuf computer time.

Monday, 5-10-10

Yesterday, I applied for a Linea Sentri card, which permits crossing the US Border more rapidly.  Today, I experienced considerable harassment by 2 Border Patrol agents.  I was demeaned, degraded, and repeatedly insulted.  I was nice and kind to them.  Before now, none of that was a problem, and I'm known by most agents at San Ysidro.  This had to be personal, so I filed a complaint.  Details withheld, but it's all on tape!

Apple Computer satirized today in "Bite Me!"

Revising the Donations Page, so if your group wants inclusion, let me know right away at nz9f@hotmail.com.  So far, only food agencies are listed, as that is my primary focus.  Going without food or medical care will kill you quicker than going without love, clothing, housing, sex, or companionship.

Tuesday, 5-11-10

Day off.  Going up to the Viejas Casino, with a $5 total spending budget.  May type in the minutes of yesterday's Homeless Action Team meeting.

Wednesday, 5-12-10

Yesterday at Viejas Casino was Senior Day, 55 and older, where they give each person $5 in free slot play.  Won $12, so I had the buffet:  Prime rib, crab, pulled pork sandwich, artichoke salad, beef taco, bowl of chili, mashed potatoes and gravy, slice of Hawaiian pizza, chocolate pecan pie for dessert, and a Coke.  I usually drink raspberry or cranberry juice instead, but Coke goes great with artery-suicide food, like my deluxe "surf and turf" described.

Pro sports I can call, but not anything as fast as slots.  Takes a lot of concentration to pull in the future on that. 

Thursday, 5-13-10

Yesterday made me realize the need for a new rule:  In addition to a day off, you need to take at least a few hours off each day.  Visited the new Sweetwater Park, both sides of the Palm Ave. Trolley stop.  Then I went back to the Mission and fed 23 people, passed out shavers, antibiotics, water containers, water, and also peanut butter sandwiches and boiled eggs, for later.

Missed out on much brilliant stuff today, not having a pen and paper handy.  I normally carry 2 pens, 24/7.  30 years.  Some humor gone forever!

Neil Day Center for the Homeless in San Diego, today, I'm looking at possible improvements:  Needs a crosswalk across 17th St., because of heavy traffic.  Needs 24-hour coin operated coffee machines.  Needs some unbreakable Lexan mirrors for shaving and grooming.  Needs breakfast at 6 am, 7 days a week.  Needs better storage locker facilities.  Needs to open at 6 am instead of 8 am, with the Morning News, perhaps XETV-6 on the big screen.

The center also needs a large number of plastic outdoor patio tables and chairs.  And lots of "No Smoking" signs everywhere, especially the outdoor area.  Needs shopping cart and wheeled-tote repair and checkout.  They do sell the Union-Tribune newspaper for 30 cents a copy (they are misfolded ones).

Homeless News:  Currently one person in 8 in the US receives food stamps.  That's 12.5% of the population.  In other news, Nancy Graham, former head of San Diego's CCDC (Central City Development Corporation) is currently charged with 34 ethics violations and faces fines of up to $170,000.  She resigned from that group, which oversees projects involving the homeless, In July 2008.  Her alleged ethics violations concern her relationships with Real Estate developers.

In religion, maybe there's hope.  The Jehovah's Witnesses were recruiting outside San Diego City Hall, and I quietly (without being overheard) told one of their leaders that their group uses too much you-know-what in their Holy Communion.  I said that excessive Spirituality produces bible cults instead of caring religions, and that God intends for man to have a Free Will, not become a mindless zombie.  She nodded her head in agreement, and verbally agreed as well.  Shocked me.  Maybe there's hope for the religions that worship God's word instead of God and God's Will.  Rough night last night for me on a mountaintop, getting some sort of a download of memory from God. 

I have been ordered to greatly increase my own spirituality, which I can do, but I don't like being that way, plus don't have a love relationship, either.  And, I consider sexual and major-love-association contact with my clergy unethical.  My rule, not God's.  What do I do, look for a precocious 20-year-old?  35's too young, but I do remember that I could certainly have used one of me (but female) when I was that age!  I could then have gone into science instead of having no option but ministry.  No complaints, because I ended up with okay stuff anyway.  "Religion (and life) may be like ice cream, but don't complain that you didn't get every flavor you wanted:  You still got a very good selection of flavors for your personal pick to have in your bowl."  Classic John Schlitz, convoluted by GM Moses, a Genetic Memory, and new today.  Did somebody say "His Holiness", or was that "His (h)Oilyness"?  My hair needs washing, bad.  Sleeping on mountains will do that.

Adding direct access to the homeless pages, at http://nz9f.com/h, plus adding lots of material to same, which will take several days, minimum.  Housing sources recently added in right-column.

Friday, 5-14-10

I was recently asked if I was homeless by design.  I guess I am.  Cochise once said "How can anyone own land, any more than they can own the air or sky?"  He and Geronimo are 2 of my heroes, and much a part of Ancient Pagan Tradition.  I wrote a book on how to live comfortably without ever paying rent, and it is still available.  It is called "Camp the USA on $15 a Day, Total Expenses, Including Travel".  I will be setting up both a Mission Thrift Store Online and a Mission Bookstore.  (nz9f.com/TS)

Getting back to being homeless by design, I do seem to have successfully merged gnosis, science, religion, and philosophy in my book, a feat never before accomplished.  http://nz9f.com/r   I asked God if this sort of thing happens to everybody and He said that it does, provided they go where I've gone.  Oh, a word for you SPAWARS guys that aluminum tetraoxide (or ditetraoxide) is the welding agent you need.  Just being helpful.  And proving a point.  Much censored out here by me.  Latest realization is that the world is specific to each person in it.  Know what that means? 

Sat. and Sun., 5-15 and 5-16, 2010

I was asked what I'd do with "all the money in the world" if I had same.  I'd take a cruise by ocean ship, to relax and think, and then go into the philanthropy business.  I'd own labor-intensive businesses that pay good wages and make lives easier.  I'd own a medical school, and a team of lawyers that helps ACLU.  I'd even make some donations to government.  I've had some money, but it never owned me.  I'm frugal, conservative, and poor.  I've always wanted to start several campgrounds for people.

What about happiness for me?  Too broken for that.  I left a massive amount of my being mistreated out of my bio.  My losses were really and truly on the order of $310 million, as stated.  Too painful, but I could write 2k pages on that alone!

I hope some of this gets resolved, as I don't want to think about what I could do if I were in a negative mode, trying to harm society.  A radio wave that kills everyone on the planet?  Horrific and unthinkable.  How about using my abilities to prevent anyone else from doing that?  See, that's thinking with God.

On a brighter note, "cucatrollas" are trolley cockroaches.  Saw them attack a paper bag lunch the other day.  One reason no eating is allowed on the train. 

Years ago, one of the student government political parties at the university I went to called themselves the "Tupperware Party".  They respresented all 6 individual people of the Conservative Republicans on campus.  Big rallies, everyone paid to be there as an actor.  TV news, too.  Good paycheck for a personal appearance.  In Tijuana right now, people are trading a shopping cart full of groceries for their Absentee Ballot, signed.  Tit for tat.  "The idea of tit for tat is to give away all the tats to your friends, but keep the tits for yourself."  Tom Snyder, NBC

Seen on a sign in Mexico (English translation here):  "The United States Ruling Mexican Political Party (PRI):  Assholes Representing Idiots."  The Republican Party in Mexico, after a huge series of environmental nightmares for many years, has now teamed up with the Green Party, hoping to look "greener".  The whole idea of that resembles something like Temple Beth Hitler!  The Mexican "Green Party" agenda?  Relax environmental laws, so that God can eliminate more of His species that He no longer wants on His planet.  Now, a series of toxic, PBC-rich, ozone-depleting styro cups, with a picture of a different species "successfully eliminated for God" on each one.  Extinction cups.  Collect all 900.  One Bite Me! joke today, and several new click-ons to get setup with PayPal.

Monday, 5-17-10

The team I always wanted to see play at Petco Park is the San Diego Chargers.  Was that stadium built with my taxpayer money?

GOD:  I need a powerful and intelligent advocate, who has been a religious victim, to fight for the homeless and poor in San Diego.  ME:  Okay?  GOD:  You wrote a book on how to be homeless and like it.  ME:  Yes.  GOD:  I want you to understand the problem completely, so I'm making you homeless.  ME:  Gee, thanks, God.  I think.  May you people reading this never receive that tough an assignment!

Lotsa bishop work lately.  Politics in El Cajon, plus trying to establish a friendly relationship with a group of Baptist leaders.  I also threw 2 churches out of the Free Meals Index on Page B.  They will get re-evaluated at a later date.  Abuses.

Missed the Homeless Action Team meeting Mon. due to having to be in court on a jaywalking ticket.  Got to chew out both a judge and a cop, as they nodded in agreement (nods are often used, as they do not show up on the court record).  Technically, I lost the case, but received the minimum $20 fine, plus the City won't ever be able to collect it, plus it cost them more than that to have the cop in court.  El Cajon is a pain, but they are starting to leave me alone, too.  A friend of mine died crossing the street in El Cajon, and there is still no crosswalk at 300 North Second St.  People cross there, right where it says "Do Not Cross Here!" and often get hit by cars (I got ticketed), but since there is no other way to get across the street, how do we do that, fly?  Sorry, my broom is in the repair shop.

"If you like voting for Conservatives, then you are either very wealthy or very stupid."  John Schlitz.  I like conservatives, and have lots of good recipes.  Cats find them very tasty, but I can't partake myself, because it messes me up spiritually, like too much holy communion.  That'll fry your head worse than heroin, and make you a mind-controlled robot at the same time.

If you join Jesus Anonymous, you can overcome your addiction to holy communion.  Getting addicted to Jesus can be overcome by alcohol consumption, plus association of the brainwash icon with bad things.  Use a bible for toilet paper, for example, and pray to God when each page gets flushed down the craphole covered with your shit.  Creative, constructive things like that will overcome your physical addiction to love, communion, and bibles.

As for addiction to love, well, that's more difficult to overcome.  What I do is to wear myself out:  Attain the level of a High Priest, and take a High Priestess to bed after (gnostic terms voluntarily censored out.  Let's say, Kama Sutra, per the Index.)  Fully-wide-open hearts.  If you survive, you won't need love, sex, or holy communion for years.  Stay clean, neither donating nor consuming DNA.  Sex is OK, but be very gentle.  What about spiritual connection to your lover?  That'll happen, due to saliva and French kissing, and both fellatio and cunnilingus.  Love happens.

Tuesday and Wednesday, 5-18 and 5-19, 2010

I got to address a group of prison inmates yesterday, as a bishop.  I told them prison is easier than living on the street as a homeless person, and I've done both.  In prison, they feed you, provide clothing, give basic medical care, turn on heat when it gets cold, and you get a bed, a blanket, and a pillow.  You also get to use a shower and a toilet.  They even wash the dishes when you're done eating, and do your laundry!  They do everything but tuck you into bed at night, and, well, they probably do that, too.  Homeless get none of that.  I told them to be thankful that they're in prison!

Speaking with a small group of ministers, a man outside the group, who claimed to be a pediatrician, overheard me say that I have a cure for Autism.  I explained, and he said that I was wrong.  He said that Autism is caused by chemical imbalances in the brain.  I agreed, and asked what causes those imbalances.  He said that heredity is a main factor.  I agreed, and said that inheritance of DNA, such as Genetic Memories, is hereditary.  He denied any existence of Genetic Memory.  The ministers laughed.  He didn't know it was a group of ministers.

More Homeless Issues regarding City Foresty and Father Joe and the dreaded Suicide Dots, http://nz9f.com/h   More Tijuana Tourism on Page TJ.  More Bite Me!

Thursday and Friday, 5-20 and 21, 2010

Never read a book on religion.  Considered it boring hogwash.  Now I'm writing one.  God is good.  Today's challenge is a discussion of Genetic Memory (Instincts) without getting into any proprietary religious information.  Can I do that?  No, but GM (Genetic Memory) Moses can.  Moses had a large percentage of memories from Wise King Solomon, who, unlike Adam, Eve, and Abraham, was a real person.  I have a big hunk of Solomon, too, despite my never having been able to use that knowledge to benefit myself.

Genetic Memory has three sources:  Heredity, acquired experiences, and acquired by reproduction (indirectly).  3 generations is required to display this model, and I call them by the Technical Terms Grandparents, Parents, and Children.  The Grandparents were born with instinctual knowledge in their DNA used to form their brain cells.  Not just how to suck milk as a baby, but much more. 

During life, the Grandparents add more knowledge to their brains by experiences, plus acquire memory chips via food being eaten and becoming part of the Grandparents body.  Genetic Memory is present in the basic DNA of every cell, and acquired memory is present only in special brain memory cells in the head.  A mixture of these two plus eaten memory combines to infect the apparatus which produces sex cells in the Grandparents reproductive system, inserting itself into the DNA of the sex cells only.  (I'm oversimplifying, plus not revealing information at the level of Bishop to which even the Clergy is not privy.)

When the Grandparent reproduces, the genetic mix in the zygote (fertilized human egg cell) contains both the physical blueprints and Genetic Memory components of both Grandparents donating DNA.  This results in the Parents posessing the Genetic Memory of the Grandparents, both from experience and from eaten memory chips, but only in the sex chromosomes, X and Y, and no-where else.  The general Genetic Memory (from all past generations) is also present, in all cells, of course.

The Parents then have the Genetic Memory they were born with, plus the special Genetic Memory of the Grandparents X and Y Chromosomes, plus they have acquired memory experiences of their own, and eaten memory, too.  The Children then have the historic "all cells" Genetic Memory, plus the X and Y Chromosomal memories of the Parents have joined it in permanent DNA in every cell.  Evolution can skip generations this way, providing the eaten and experienced memories of a grandparent in a child. 

This process was corrupted by religion and government, resulting in immense research by Adolph Hitler and the Nazis.  Corruption in the research processes and secret research conducted even today results in a lot of Autism and Attention Deficit Disorder cases.  Hitler actually spliced in genes from violent apes, to get a more brutal army.  Anything past this point is Classified.  GM works across species, which is why humans don't eat tigers.

SPAWARS:  Much to say.  Need to speak with a Blue very soon, or I'll have to have one land, and you don't want that.  Ferrous perchlorate, aluminum hydride, and DNA with silicon replacing all the carbons.  They use that last one for computer memory.  I'm a messenger and translator, nothing more, but need your noninterference.  I usually go way out into the mountains or desert, but cannot afford that, so I may do this at the southeast corner of the San Diego Harbor Salt Flats.  God, incoming.  I'm afraid that if you interfere with his He may do something rash, like detonating your entire San Diego REV collection.  I was just today found to be quite sane and rational.  3 pages censored by me.

Saturday, 5-22-2010

The biggest mistake Moses made was to assemble all of Judaism into one meaningful holy place, the Temple.  Romans destroyed it.  Jesus didn't make that mistake, insisting that His church consisted of the hearts of his faithful.  Good move.  In Ancient Paganism, the destruction of many temples has led to the "outdoors movement", where the place of worship is supposed to be an outdoor holy place.  Modern Pagans, as well as the Christians and Jews, continue to get their places of worship attacked.  One very good free meal in El Cajon City no longer takes place at 3 PM fourth Sats. because of the destruction of a church and the financial troubles caused by same.  It used to be the fried chicken picnic at Wells Park.

The mistake Jesus made is that, while every Buddhist is gnostic, His faithful were never told about Holy Communion.  Unlike Judaism, which forces unknown participation in the process, Christianity is supposed to be a voluntary participation.  It is, sort of, but nobody explains what the "Body of Christ" really means.  John Schlitz, correcting Jesus, has called for there to be at least a "rumor" that Holy Communion might contain something more than bread and wine.  His (my) article stating that in the San Diego Reader became one of the hottest and most-quoted internet items at the time, reaching 70 million hits, some directly but most thru widespread copies.  That's Jesus and Moses in action today.  Call it the Holy Spirit.

All else but truth has people wondering, when they someday find a few things out, what else may be a lie.  If ministers have been lying to me about that, what about God?  The bible?  Satan?  Heaven and hell?  See the problem?  Jesus blended the openness of Buddhist eucharistics with the secret use of same prevalent in his native Judaism.  He even flipped the gender of the 5,000-year-old Buddhist Prayer, "Our Mother, Who Art In Heaven", to fit the male-God-dominated Judaism.  He never claimed to be God, but merely Son of God.  He frequently referred to each of us as a Son of God, but that only appears in the bible once.  It was in there a lot more until the bible was censored and edited in 1300 AD.  Among other things, the pseudopigraphia was taken out at that time, being declared a heresy.  It didn't suit the weathy people as a tool for brainwashing poor people.

Gnosis continues to this day, altho its true meanings are no longer in the so-called "unabridged" dictionaries, like they were years ago.  Even the word origin of the word "hypnosis" has been changed from its true origin, a contraction of the word hyper-gnosis, the use of the secret knowledge of God to brainwash ("socialize") large numbers of people.  And, the word "Mass" has no indication that it stands for "Mass-hyper-gnosis", or mass hypnosis.  So, we've came a lot closer to God in the 1960's, but have gotten more stupid, animal, and brutal ever since.

We've advanced in sciences, the study of how God controls things, but only to increase our share of control over fellow people and the universe.  Unfortunately, our "intelligence", the ability to get along with others without war, violence, crime, rape, lies, theft, and greed, has not increased any.  We are still not an "intelligent life form", and therefore we are "wildlife" in the eyes of God.  If a species does not develop intelligence to keep pace with its scientific discoveries, that society will be doomed to causing its own extinction.

I gotta go meet with God, and I'm negotiating on behalf of the Humans on this planet.  I don't expect anyone to believe a word of any of this, but, just like Holy Communion, there at least has to be a "rumor" out there somewhere.  I'm no longer frightened of God, because He means well, but I'm very afraid that some asshole in the military might try to mess things up.  This could cause God to become angry, and He has an absolute right to punish us.  I do not wish involvement in a scenario where God kills off a large number of people, to reduce our population to a manageable level.  After all, at this point, we're mostly only wildlife, but with a few intelligent species beings mixed in.

Barring the receiving of something like $1,000 cash immediately, so that I can rent a car and go meet God someplace remote, I'll either have to delay Him or bring Him down locally.  Neither would bode well, whether telling God to wait, or meeting in a military stronghold city.  And, if these be the last words of prophet John Schlitz, well, I've outlined the New Religion already in my bio, http://nz9f.com/r, and that will survive my death or abduction.  

Sunday, 5-23-10

The Democrats in Tijuana apparently accepted a "contribution" (bribe) to run a schmuck against the incumbent Mayor there.  Methinks he has no possibility of anybody listening to him at all, much less getting elected.  Add to that the fact that nearly all the news media are Republican, and you get politics.  On the San Diego side, a "Strong Mayor" form of city dictatorship effectively eliminates the City Council so that it is no longer viable to run for Council or even vote for same.  And, the position of Mayor can have the election results fixed (rigged).  Local politics, San Diego style. 

Need to violate a law today, which is rare for me, but I do so when it proves a point or whatever.  Never anything harmful or dangerous.  I do stuff like drink a can of beer on the beach, get a ticket, and plead not guilty due to a prescription for a can of beer every day.  The Court reasons that I should drink it at home, but since I have no home, then what?  A bar?  They won't let me in a bar.  They don't serve homeless people, and even if they did, I couldn't afford how much they charge.  Let's go to the Supreme Court on the issue of medicinal use of alcohol.  How much money could be wasted prosecuting that?  I'm actually not malicious enough to cost the City, County, or State millions of dollars in legal fees, but I am a really good appellate lawyer, despite not being licensed.  As a Defendant, I don't need any license.  Done it all my life.  I don't get messed around with as much as I used to.

SPAWARS:  Insufficient money to keep my cell phone on (619) 390-5000, but if I need to identify a GPS location, I'll initiate a data-session with the carrier, or check my balance, that sort of thing.  My first choice for a meetng that I am being forced to attend would be Cataviña, in the Desierto Central (Central Desert) of Baja California.  Second choice, the Pine Creek Wilderness of the Cleveland National Forest.  I have extreme familiarity with both places.  Last choice, the Otay River Regional Park, on the Harbor side.  3 or 4 AM.  You call it.  Pine Creek Wilderness doesn't have Sprint cell service, by the way.  Nor does Cataviña.  Mexico doesn't have that carrier at all!

Some new Bite Me! humor today, at http://nz9f.com/bite_me.  

Monday, 5-24-10

Got a chance to talk with the Bishop of the Tijuana Jehovah's Witnesses today, with no one else present.  I usually rib him about turning people into mindless sheep using the occult.  I cut thru the ice with some gnostic humor.  Can't tell you most of it, but it does have a purpose.  In religion, it must be known who knows what, to guage the participation level of every member.  There are at least a dozen levels, from victim faithful (those hurting), thru normal faithful, low-level charismatics (people who get hugs and touches of love), high-level charismatics (who hug ministers), gnostic non-participants, Second-Order gnostics (who hug people, distributing love, but only go from hugs-to-hugs), and then First-Order, followed my ministers, then high-level (priests and priestesses), and extreme-level (high priest or priestess) participants.  Add to that the political (but not spiritual) ranks above same, the bishops, chief bishops, council chairpersons, political and media liasons, and then the kings (godfathers).

The Mafia has the same ranks, but they've always been a key part of the religion business, too!  You have a confederate (person from outside the church) tell some jokes, and a poker game begins, trying to look at peoples' eyes and expressions to see what they know (or don't).  Here's a few actual jokes used:

One minister found God thru Jesus.  He participated more and more in the eucharistic process, as much as he could, enjoying being High on Jesus.  One day, after an intense liturgy, he was walking home and became dizzy, falling off a bridge and being killed instantly.  So, Holy Communion helped him find God.

Cats, like the witches have, can be very spiritual, but you need to know what to feed them.  (Classic John Schlitz, with a chuckle from Jesus of Nazareth.)

I still remember Sister Mary Avocado, using my tongue for a tampon.  I eventually got out of the second grade, though.  She thought a little boy's middle leg was a slurpee.  So did Father Bob.  Bob had 3 favorites he taught to sing in the choir.  It was like watching trained pigs squeal to sheet music.  Father Bob loved his boys, and when he did, always wore a condom.  Dedication.

I didn't invent gnostic humor.  It was used by both Moses and Jesus to figure out who knew what, so that people could receive an appropriate religious assignment.  Everyone has talents, and all talents can be useful.  Too many gnostics?  Can't very well conduct the Crusades or Inquisition, or even the Salem Witch Trials, can we?  Once stoned to death, and the more visible ones crucified (such as Jesus), the process reverted eventually to burning them at the stake, and more recently, placing them on the "hospital hit-list".  In the 1950's, psychiatry was used to drill holes in their heads, and a knife was inserted to "mush up" and destroy parts of their brains.  The Jack Nicholson movie, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" is about this human aberration.  Nowadays, the drug Thorazine (chlorpromazine) is used to silence people by making them into vegetables chemically.  Better living thru chemistry.

Since everyone, including a gnostic, has talents, use them.  Having a lot of gnostics is actually an ADVANTAGE, because they participate in the process at levels which can attract charismatics of their own, and can be organized into gnosis groups!

Those who accomplish more are rewarded more.  Not rocket science.  The gnostics will find their own charismatics to help, and need to tell you the level of knowledge and spirituality of everyone involved.  Nowadays, there are cell phones that can snap a photo of someone, secretly, and automaticallly e-mail you with a text indicating all that.  Your church in-box has all of the photos and ranks (knowledge, politics, and spirituality) of everyone.  Religion goes high-tech, which it must, given iPods, iPhones, and the web!

The "UFO Aliens" have square boxes that they put to their chest when afraid or in need of love.  Electronic gnosis ("G") is the future of religion, which allows anyone (gnostic or not) to be instantly rewarded with love.  Or, not.  Cooperate well, and you get access to the password for your individual connection to the equipment, and can set whatever level you want.  All it takes is a large network of "cells" capable of transmitting radio signals, and we already have that.  I suggested cell phones to Wisconsin Bell in 1970.  They liked the idea.  Never mind their other applications, such as computers and, now, love.  I also didn't think of thier GPS possibilities, either.

Taking today off to get High on Jesus?  Okay, but don't have a car accident!  You've been good, and accomplished a lot, so go on-line and set the level of your love, coming from the cell tower nearest your cell phone, at a high level.  A cell phone, of course, already reveals its exact location, even when turned off.  That's how to know what cell tower is to transmit love with your DNA signature.

Conventional gnosis takes 90 days before it expires, the half-life being 30 days.  So 30 days and a person is down to 50%, and at 60 days, 25%, with 90 days being down to 12.5%.  Electronic gnosis is instant.  Rewards that occur quicker are better trainers of behavior.

The cell phone or iPhone of the future will be able (probably by laser) be able to sense things like DNA in food, so you Vegans can make sure all the stuff in your salad is plant-DNA and no animal.  Everybody understand? 

Huge amounts of work today, and it'll take a few days to get this all done, but here goes:  Bite Me!, including military and political humor.  Two new meals on Page B.  New meal organizer, Tresh, and her ministry for helping poor people is being added to the Donations Page.  New extremely important info for the homeless on the Homeless Page, H.  Bulletins, too, on both B and H.

Tue and Wed, 5-25 and 26, 2010

Huge amount of Bite Me! humor to be typed in.  In addition to not having enough computer time to do so, I also cannot type very well, because the food I've been eating at the meals for poor people has given me way too much DNA.  Can barely think, or move my fingers.  Slowing progress on this site.

When a person uses the phrase "Conspiracy Theory" it means that they have no concept of reality, no intelligence, and don't understand how govenment works.  Find them an AM radio, plug it into their ear, and they'll shut up.  Sort of like shoving a pacifier into a baby's mouth.  When most people get to the point that their mental septic tank is full, they start to break out in mushrooms all over.  Need a Roto-Rooter for clogged brains.  Lock em in a port-a-potty till the Honeywagon shows up to suction the shit out of their head.  Mental constipation, when somebody's head is extremely full of shit, and they can't squeeze it out.  Stick their head in the toilet, and squeeze hard!  Shit happens, and when it does, best to have sewer pipes handy.

Overheard at the Mission:  "Save Me, Jesus!  Save Me from Your Ministers!"

Way more today, no time, no typing ability.

Thursday, 5-27-2010

The Ark of the Covenant was a transmitter used to summon God.  The Ancient Jews were the Chosen People, due to promoting literacy, education, monogamy, monotheism, idolatry banned, and so on.  Jesus furthered the process by bringing in Buddhism, to form Christianity.  ("Buddhism Made Plain" is a great dysinformational book, written by the Maryknoll Priests, to obscure exactly this fact.)  Jesus' big mistake, corrected by Martin Luther, was to not share gnosis with the public.  Luther advocated that process not be proprietary to the clergy, but also all intellectuals.  Fortunately, the Protestant concept prevailed, resulting in fewer Catholic gnosis victims, like myself.

I found all of the food served by various churches this past Monday to be abusive of the poor and homeless.  Chalked it up to the Day After Pentecost, but there were lots of complaints.  Most of the poor are gnostic, but who do you complain to?  Want me to rate all the meals, spiritually?  We can go that route, and seem to be headed there!  So far, just a concept.

Politics:  Really good San Diego Reader today, expecially Don Bauder and also Refried Gringo.  Online edition is at http://www.sdreader.com/   And, thanks for giving "Sheep and Goats" a rest.  I think Christianity has been well-covered, leaving lots of religions open for review of their liturgies. 

I want to suggest that Father Joe ban smoking at its fenced-in food wait area.  I'm allergic.

I expect to have a meeting with God the first weekend in June.  Hopefully, it's just a lot of crap.  Meeting with Him is very rough.  I'm refusing to believe that I gotta go do this, but, well, might be true.  I'm supposed to pick up radio engineering technology.  Bite Me! humor added as soon as possible.  Bunches are accumulating on pieces of paper.  http://nz9f.com/bite_me!

Friday, 5-28-10

The same felony data-base used to identify dangerous drug offenders is also used to track anyone who has applied for Food Stamps or General Relief in San Diego County.  The crime of poverty?  Many who qualify will apply for neither, as it does go on your Criminal Record, causing you to receive poor or no services if ever hospitalized.  This is the fingerprint machine down at the local welfare office, and at the border.

Sign seen among the homeless, which I propose be called Sidewalk Victims or Housing Victims, "Recovering Jesus and Bible Addict.  Overcoming Addiction to Holy Communion".  True story. 

My low-cost solution for a prison chess set is functional.  Print the characters on two different colors of paper, and cut them out.  Use the "Page Setup" and "Shrink to Fit" functions as desired.  Solves the problem of the Homeless Prison Day Room getting chess sets stolen.  Next time, don't commit the Crime of Poverty!  You guys in a real prison have an easier life than us on the sidewalk.  If you're born a cat, you get space in an animal shelter.

Proposed is the Human Society, patterned after the Humane Society, but this is the Humane Society for people.  Stray pets get animal shelters, with food and medical care, but stray humans get nothing and live on the sidewalk.  Even prisons give inmates convicted of crimes a heated cell, bed, blankets, clothing, shower, a toilet, food, and medicine.  Humans not committing crimes get none of these.  Some humans get treated like dogs, but only on a good day!  We treat our pets, even stray ones, better than we treat stray fellow humans.  Some animal shelters are non-euthanizing.  Sidewalk life for humans is self-euthanizing, where people pickup drug use, mental illness, violence, and diseases.  A slow death, but it works.  Suicide is quicker, but being put to death in an animal shelter is more humane that a human dying slowly on a sidewalk.  People shelters exist, but can only accomodate less than 10% of those needing same.  Not yet a 501 (c) nonprofit corporation, money is currently being raised for incorporation papers. 

Only in Mexico:  True story:  The other day, going to the beach by shared taxi, the cab was already full when a "babe" in a bikini flagged the driver for a ride.  He asked me if she could sit on my lap.  I had a beautiful 20-year-old in my lap on the way to the beach!  This sort of a lap-top would be way too distracting to get any work done.

Saturday, 5-29-10

Religion:  The bible is the Word of God, and extremely good instructions for living 2,000 years ago.  From the bible, you can get some idea of the intentions of God.  Thus, it is a valuable tool.  Updating the Will of God, however, to our present 21st Century, is a more difficult matter.  There are prophets today, as there always have been, so the trick is to know which one is connected to God versus the many who will lie to you for their own benefit, or the advancement of their beliefs or organization. 

New web management idea today (Page i, Internet Ideas), and material for the Homeless page, H.  It does look like God wishes to either cancel or delay our meeting.  Best guess is that I have failed some test, and will have to try again, before I may be trusted with advanced technology.  Okay, God.  Sorry.  (Want to replace me?  A radio engineer, as it is that tech, who never gets angry, and who has never been affiliated with any form of military.  Lifetime of public service for no personal gain, and presently impoverished many years.)

Sunday and Monday, 5-30 and 5-31, 2010

New web idea on page i, and some Bite Me! jokes.  Huge amounts of blog info accumulated.  Extremely busy schedule, both Internet and life.  Working on it.

It is patently obvious that the only way the entire genetic memory of Moses and Jesus could be preserved is if their disciples ate their brains shortly after their death.  Conventional technology, that is.  If I have Alzheimer's, does that mean I could be on the menu before death?  And, if the disease is caused by a preon (defective protein), wouldn't anyone eating same die from the disease?  If you understand Genetic Memory, answer this:  How could such a large amount of the memory of these people survive them?  Well, maybe something like UFO tech, but within what we know, is there any possibility except that there was cannibalism?

My meeting with God is off until I can determine that any intelligent life form, or even a human involved in same, doesn't have me on the menu. 

God told me that humans don't go to heaven.  Intelligent life forms do.  Plenty of whales and bonobos in heaven.  Human, none, but there are former humans there.  Ones who became intelligent while on Earth.  God asked me what intelligent life forms that were formerly human wish to be called.  God asking me?  That's strange!  Well, if African-Americans wish to be called Blacks, and Indians wish to be called Native Americans, what do us "humans" transcended beyond war, rape, murder, theft, lies, cheating, and such want to be known as.  I said, "True Gnostics", but added that it's impossible for God to have personally met all of us.  He told me that was wrong.  He knows us all.  As for God meeting with whales and bonobos, well, I thought I was special.  I guess not.

I've been called "special", but meaning "senectud", which has no direct English translation.  It's the Spanish word for "Different, unique, and also often deserving of respect, as in the elderly."  It also means, "Handicapped by one's own genius or talent."  There's no English word for that, and in English we use other languages when they have a word for something but we don't.  Case in point:  Menage-a-trois, which means (sexual) mixture of three (people), in French.  The word senectud is sometimes used by persons unable to fit society, despite genius, such as Albert Einstein failing 9th grade Algebra (because it was too boring).  Every intellectual ponders much of what I cover on this site, but the real monkey wrench hitting the steel gears is when you run into God.

Knowing the religious secrets requires a complete re-think of what you know, as you've discovered major lies and problems with it all.  Discovering God is even more of a violent internal process.  Got my solution for Alzheimer's, though, and that was for me to be consecrated as a bishop.  Most people use 5% of their brain cells, but clergy have undergone ordination, which "wakes up" perhaps 20% or more of same.  A bishop gets 100% of them activated, so I have lots of backup for whatever isn't working.  There isn't enough conventional "love" to bombard the brains of that many people, but electronic love (G3, EG, gnosis 3) could be used to accomplish that.  My "magic wand" that I write about, that puts out human love for use in pain abatement when pharmaceuticals are contraindicated, could be stepped up a notch to put out very high power.  That'd do it.  It's a radio wave modulated by the person's own DNA.  I cover all that (the technical aspects of love) in Chapter 16 of my book, which is not available to you.  When you get along with radio transmitters better than you do with people, you find a way to get love by constructing a machine.  Think I can get a patent on a device that puts out love?  It does feel wonderful.  Never got a penny from any idea I had in my life.

Had a talk with a holy Moslem woman today, who confirmed that Jesus wrote (or caused to be written, since He himself was illiterate) parts of the Koran.  That's the Holy Moslem Book of Islam, and it's why Christian ministers don't want any of their "flock" reading it.  She agreed with me that the only way the memories of the various prophets and religious leaders could have been preserved to well is if their followers ate their brains, raw, cannibalistically.  Mohammed lived after Jesus, and may have been a link "correcting" Judaism on behalf of Moses again, this time changing the changes of Jesus.  He lived around 600 AD.  The solution is that your assignment is to read the Moslem Bible, the Koran (also spelled Quoran).  Especially if you're Jewish.  Or Christian.  Understand why?  Technical engineering data on human love censored out by myself.  To come:  Common Mistakes made, and a proposed Israel Peace Commission.

 Tuesday, Wednesday, June 1 and 2, 2010

Religion, sex, and politics...and, money:  Religion:  Common Mistakes:  1.)  Homeless or poor people are inferior in some way.  Mistake of pride.  2.)  People who talk about UFO's are mentally ill.  3.)  God does not exist, but ministers use love and spirituality to create the feeling that there is a God.  4.)  The news media usually tells the truth.  5.)  Spirituality harms no one.  (It harms everyone, including participants.)  6.)  Humans are intelligent, and rank above other animals.  (How vain!)  7.)  Science serves God.  Advancements in science advance God.  8.)  Intelligence is on a scientific scale of achievement.  9.)  God tolerates selfishness and greed, as no Commandments prohibit same.  10.)  Faithful of a religion who become gnostic leave that religion, especially if they were victimized as a result.  All of these are extremely untrue!

Sex?  Pass.  Local Politics:  Got a bank account, months ago, to sign up for the Direct Deposit of my Social Security check.  Today, I waited 2 hours at the local Social Security office to enroll.  Unfortunately, I was told that my bank went out of business!  It was confiscated by the FDIC and no longer exists.  Makes me wonder how many of the tens of thousands living on San Diego sidewalks invested in Enron or Bernie Madoff.  The San Diego Union-Tribune had a recent article about our "400" homeless, or something like that, referencing PATH, a company asking San Diego for $32 million, to solve the problem.  Well, there are possibly a million San Diego homeless, depending upon how you define the word, but why don't we let the County Grand Jury speak?  They spent more than a year studying the problem, yet the Union-Tribune doesn't want anyone to know what they have to say.  Sounds pretty Republican to me!  I have a link to the San Diego Grand Jury Report on Homelessness, on the Homeless Page of this website, http://nz9f.com/H.    Click on the orange web-address at left to go.

International Politics:  I propose an international commission to declare peace between Israel and Palestine.  Dali Lama, Mahatma Ghandi (if still alive), Bishop Desmond Tutu, President Clinton, and Rev. Selena Fox.  That would represent various religious, cultural, and political interests.  Tutu must renounce that part of Christianity which damns all other religions.  Atlantis may send a rep, or I will attend as an interpreter, if desired.  If they send someone, their rep is Chairman.  If they do not send a rep, I'm Chairman for having the source idea, and determining acceptable delegates.

Money:  Revising my Air Conditioning page, now called A. 

Thursday and Friday, June 3 and 4, 2010

Minor new stuff on the Homeless Page (H) and the Tijuana Tourism Page (TJ), as well as major news on the Solutions Page (S) regarding a proposed treatment for Alzheimer's Disease.  I developed it, and am using it to treat myself.

I once called Alzheimer's Disease "Old Timer's Disease", as it effects primarily older people.  Increasingly, however, persons suffering from it are only in their mid-50's, like myself.  Educated in psychology and pharmacy, I blamed my memory loss on my ADD, until finally getting out of the Denial stage.  I propose an aggressive treatment, and it's on the Solutions Page, S, (above paragraph).   

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Media Page, M editorial regarding Israel and Palestine.

Sunday, June 5, thru Wednesday, June 8, 2010

Diary blog:  Sorry I’ve been neglecting it, but I’m trying to move into an apartment, get my phone connected, and trying to decipher some alien tech.  My life has been very busy, and anything but boring. 

Editorial on Grace:  The benefits of participation in the love and grace of Spirituality are far outweighed by the negative effects of same-species DNA being a powerful neurotoxin, difficult for the body to reject or excrete.  These effects last at least 90 days, and the common belief is that participation as a donor in the kosher and Eucharistic processes has enough impact to negate this toxic buildup in the neural tissue.  This is, however, far from the case.

Thus, the battle may only be fought at the poison-control end of the process, and to think or do else deprives society of intellectualism and science.  I call for the availability of foods guaranteed to be free from human DNA.  Zero molecules from any source, and clearly marked with a Gnostic symbol.  I proposed the capital letter “N”, surrounded with a circle, the slash portion of the letter N extending to the circle itself, forming the international “No” symbol.

This also spells out the word “no”.  Just say “no” to the People’s Opiate, which is what Karl Marx called consumption of human DNA.  I already hold the rights to the “no DNA” food symbol described above, as a copyright and a Publisher’s Imprint, but it is available free to any food processor using its meaning correctly.  Food purity assurance.

Upon that food arriving at a restaurant or private kitchen, however, well, it is true that too many people know too much, but that can actually be an advantage!  Imagine cooking in my kitchen, for example, where I can taste food and then tell you who any DNA in it belongs to!  I once applied for a job in Internal Security at Jack-In-The-Box Restaurants, where I would have used that ability.  I got to meet Jack, but we did not arrive at a suitable agreement. 

Once upon a time in the history of Gnosis, unauthorized Gnostics were stoned to death.  Romans crucified them, Jesus just being one of many, and that was the real reason He was put to death.  Christians executed them for witchcraft, even in the United States.  More recently, brain surgery or drugs were used to turn unauthorized Gnostics into vegetables, and then they were placed into mental hospitals.  Today, they are put on the hospital “hit list”, ensuring that they be intentionally severely handicapped or silenced forever the next time they need medical care.  Religions founded the medical schools.

“You humans call yourselves an intelligent species?  Science is not intelligence.  It is control and greed for more power.  Intelligence is sharing, caring, empathy, truthfulness, honesty, fairness, understanding among people and governments, helpfulness, respect, and public service.  A few humans have evolved to become intelligent life forms.  That is why your species is not extinct.  Unless human intelligence increases dramatically, to keep pace with science, there is no hope for your kind.”  Yahweh.

Yahweh is the angel who appeared to Moses, giving him the Ten Commandments.  Moses thought Yahweh was God.  God was actually there, but God was the burning bush.  God doesn’t have a name, so Yahweh used his own name, and God does not carve stone tablets, either.  Might be the same angel as the Mormon angel Moroni.

Thursday thru Saturday, June 9 thru 11, 2010

A major new internet product will be released for patent and development on page "i", internet ideas, shortly.  Asking $20,000.00 for the Patent Rights to this idea.  New page numbers, new H page, new Z page, and a Solutions Page idea, too.

The New Ten Commandments:

1.)  God really exists as a being, but belief in God is optional, and God asks that you do not worship Him/Her.

2.)  Greed, hoarding, failure to share, and accumulation of wealth are the greatest sins against God.

3.)  Only an intelligent being can pray to God and be heard.  Intelligence consists of actions, and not knowledge, especially not scientific knowledge.  Intelligence is help, caring, sharing, kindness, and related things, such as empathy.

4.)  Science is not intelligence.  Science is the greed of control, and often offends God.  Only intelligent beings should possess science, lest science be abused by mere apes, such as nearly all humans.

5.)  Hell does not exist, but those who offend God, including those religious leaders who promote the lie of hell, will suffer.  Some will have their spirits terminated, and others will be forced to live a life upon Earth that is horrific.

6.)  Honor all who teach you, not just your father and mother, provided they teach you the truth.

7.)  You will be judged upon what you have done for others, versus what harm you have caused for others.  Those causing harm on Earth shall be prevented from causing harm in heaven, which does exist.

8.)  All persons must take 24 hours off, consecutive, once a week, for fun, happiness, rest, mental health, and enjoyment.  This may be a different day and time each week.  No personal chores are to be done during this time.

9.)  You must honor your promises without telling lies, cheating, or stealing.  Fairness, rather than "justice" is the Supreme Law, and the Law of God shall outweigh all Laws of Man, humans not being an intelligent species, except for a few exceptional people.

10.)  Discrimination by age, sex, race, color, sexual preference, income, appearance, smell, fame, resources, wealth, poverty, or social class is a great sin.  Discriminate instead against those who commit greed, hoarding, hate, war, violence, anger, prejudice, and selfishness, for they are human apes, and not intelligent life forms.

God The Creator, a New Ten Commandments.  Also see the Clergy Ten Commandments, elsewhere on this website (near the bottom of page list.)

Sunday, June 12, 2010

New Internet Product ready to be released shortly on Page S, with the ability to buy in on Page Z.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Nasty editorial today on the media page, http://nz9f.com/m. New transit idea was e-mailed to Sheri Lightner, who is on the MTS Transit Board, solutions page, http://nz9f.com/s .  New Q page (Questions) takes the place of the old T-blog page.   Patent rights for sale to a new web idea on page i, http://nz9f.com/i. New ad for Yahoo above on Home Page.  And, thanks, Yahoo!  Blog will have to wait until tomorrow.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I think the solution to the Gulf oil spill may be to inject liquid plastic or rubber into the hole, the cold water solidifying same instantly.  Else is to explode the drilled portion between the ocean floor and the subterranean oil pocket, which could be dangerous.  Any plastic used to seal the leak should be of the kind that is not soluble in petroleum, of course, such as the kind of plastic used to make gascans.

Religion:  The angel said to the Virgin Mary, "God bids you rejoice in a word from Him.  He is the Messiah, your son, Jesus of Mary.  He shall be noble in both this world and the world to come, and shall be favored.  He shall preach from His cradle and in the prime of His life, and shall lead a righteous life."  Mary replied, "Lord, how can I bear a child when no man has touched me?"   The angel said to Mary, "God creates as He wishes."  This is the Word of Holy Allah, from the Holy Moslem Koran, Book of Imrans, 3:45-47.

Interesting?  Sounds like the bible, doesn't it?  It's from the Islamic bible!  I don't think too many Christian ministers would have a problem with what's said.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

I applied for the position of San Diego City Redevelopment Specialist (IV), which would literally make me in charge of finding a solution to the problem of homelessness here.  I’m really great at writing grant proposals, making presentations to governments, and, of course, I’ve done one sort of redevelopment activity or another my whole life.  Some work in Milwaukee’s high-crime area provided burglar alarm service for poor people, and other work dealt with new furnaces, insulation, toilets, and similar.  And, I had to train people to do this stuff, being the Contractor, and not a City official. 

The only time I ever worked for any government in my life was back in 1978, just out of college, where I took a summer job as facilities manager for the City of Los Angeles at its mountain summer camp, Camp Valcrest.  I had to do water tower maintenance, maintain generators and electrical, and even once had to cook lunch for the 200 kids when a transit strike meant that the cooks couldn’t make it in to work. 

In San Diego, I worked with a fine real estate developer named Ray Gokenbach.  He’s retired now, but his daughter carries on the family business.  We did commercial work in La Mesa, and some residential in Memorial and Barrio Logan.  I installed everything from water-saving toilets and showers, to new heaters.  Lots of electrical work, too.  Much of it was covered by federal grants, loans, and similar. 

My forte is the ability to do twice as much good for half as much money.  Plays well to a politically-conservative audience.  Yes, I’m a liberal Democrat, but I’m a conservative when it comes to spending money.  I like the challenge of doing more with less.  It’s a game, if you will.  All engineering is exactly that, the science and art of providing maximum or specified benefit for a minimum expenditure of resources, including grief.  A bridge beats using a barge to haul your car across a river, for example.

New editorial today on Meg Whitman's run for Governor of California.  I submitted it to the San-Diego Union-Tribune exclusively, but will put it up for sale if they don't buy it.  Look for it after next Monday at Page M.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

New web page, today, RP, the Republican Propaganda page.  Points out lies being told, and adds onto what was said by various sources.  Should be lots of FUN!    http://nz9f.com/RP   ALSO     New Editorial on the Media Page, M,  http://nz9f.com/M

Friday, June 18, 2010

Three new solutions for problems today, regarding Homeless sites, the Border, and Cigarettes.  Page S, Solutions, at http://nz9f.com/S.  New web-page, W, will allow you to purchase a complete web-site like this one (only better, because it's whatever you want), ready to log-onto in a day or two!  http://nz9f.com/W.

Coming home from work in Mexico this morning, I had a conversation with several people about US-Mexican history.  It looks to me like both nations are telling lies about how badly they treated the other nation and its people.  Two different sets of lies are taught to schoolchildren, one set on each side of the border.  Was California once a part of Mexico ?  No, but it was a part of New Spain, which became one of the countries that has used the name “Mexico ”.  Present-day Mexico is the 5^th nation to occupy that geographical area, and several other nations there also called themselves Mexico , although they were not the same country at all.Mexico was once a part of the United States , back just before the Civil War, in the mid-1800’s.  I think it was President Polk who sent General Grant to sack Mexico and take it.  After that war, Mexico was given back to Mexico .  Although present-day Mexico (Mexico 3) claims to go back to 1810, it really didn’t begin as a Constitutional Nation until 1917, right around the First World War.  And, both sets of history told by both nations are completely false.  The winner in all this is nobody.  The war continues, but today it’s called “Immigration”.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Today, a News Wire Service was added to the Media Page, and the articles can be paid for on the Publishing Page (P).  To view this new service, click on http://nz9f.com/M.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Updates on Page Q today, the Questions Page, formerly called T or T-blog.  http://nz9f.com/Q.   Updates on the Republican Propaganda Page, too, Page RP, http://nz9f.com/RP.  Donations suggestions on the Donor Page at http://nz9f.com/help.  Answering machine message:  “Sorry, but I’m having an out-of-body and out-of-office experience right now, so my mind has been temporarily disconnected.  In the event that I find myself, I will return your call.”

Some of my best writing is in response to your questions on Page Q, and I am thankful that most of you know that you need to remain anonymous or risk losing your job, home, and so on.  I need to get some troubleshooting done on this site, because I’m not getting my messages from Page AC (http://nz9f.com/AC). 

There’s a huge market in Downtown San Diego for companies that make apartments and condos look occupied, so that people buy in.  Nobody wants to buy a condo in a building built 4 years ago and none of them sold yet.  So, the “looking occupied” companies use patio furniture, barbecue grilles, and even furniture near the windows to give it that “lived in” appearance.  They also use timers to turn lights on and off.  The service company charges a monthly fee.      

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Updates on Page Q today, the Questions Page, formerly called T or T-blog.  http://nz9f.com/Q.   Updates on the Republican Propaganda Page, too, Page RP, http://nz9f.com/RP.  Donations suggestions on the Donor Page at http://nz9f.com/help.  Answering machine message:  “Sorry, but I’m having an out-of-body and out-of-office experience right now, so my mind has been temporarily disconnected.  In the event that I find myself, I will return your call.”

Some of my best writing is in response to your questions on Page Q, and I am thankful that most of you know that you need to remain anonymous or risk losing your job, home, and so on.  I need to get some troubleshooting done on this site, because I’m not getting my messages from Page AC (http://nz9f.com/AC). 

There’s a huge market in Downtown San Diego for companies that make apartments and condos look occupied, so that people buy in.  Nobody wants to buy a condo in a building built 4 years ago and none of them sold yet.  So, the “looking occupied” companies use patio furniture, barbecue grilles, and even furniture near the windows to give it that “lived in” appearance.  They also use timers to turn lights on and off.  The service company charges a monthly fee.  

Monday, June 21, 2010

The latest scam is a bank ATM scheme perpetrated by the banks themselves!  Press a button to withdraw $20 from your account, and $600 comes out.  That’s okay?  No it isn’t, because that $600 is taken from your account balance.  Deposit the excess $580 that you didn’t want to take out?  Cash deposits disappear.  So, you have to take the excess $580 to the bank the next day, stand in a long line, and deposit it.  In the meantime, overnight, the bank bounced 8 of your small checks for insufficient funds.  Want to complain to a bank manager?  The line goes all the way around the building.  Who did more damage to the US economy, Osama bin Laden, or George W. Bush?

Minor changes today to several pages, such as "B", the Free Meals Page, mostly just cosmetic.  New information on the Employment Page, E.  Minor adjustments to the Homeless Page, H.

Tue., Wed., Thur., June 22-24, 2010

Dropped 2 important projects this past few days, as unsuccessful.  My web page asking for prayers to Jesus, and my feeding of hungry people daily.  No interest in the first one, and not enough money for the second one.  Nothing I ever do succeeds entirely, but it isn't intended to, either.  It's all stuff that's impossible, and has a positive impact on the planet in the meantime.  My entire life.  Most people won't start a project that they know will ultimately fail.  I try to see how far something can go.

The Tijuana Rescue Mission, funded only by my Retirement Income spent $22,000 in the past 2 years, and provided 22,000 meals to poor people in Tijuana, mostly homeless and/or drug addicts.  It needs to be disbanded as it is not the best use of my money.  Families will suffer as a result.

I now have photographic web capability, where I can take an e-picture and drop it directly onto the Internet Wire Service portion of this website, text included!  I had to cobble together junk parts, old cell phones, and rummage through the thrift stores to get it assembled, but it works.  So, now I'm a news photographer.

The San Diego County Grand Jury Homeless Report, on the Homeless Page, www.nz9f.com/H has been out over a month, and the news media have been hiding it.  I will comment on it soon.  It's 17 pages, and I'll give it a tab if I ever learn how to do that. 

As Microsoft opens a new store in Mission Valley of San Diego, to compete with Apple, I intend to comment on their trade war.  I would like Microsoft to buy the idea for my "webphones" or "headtop" computer, (www.nz9f.com/i) and use it to compete with the iPod and iPhone.  I may actually develop the idea myself, and build a prototype.  I call for Windows XP running Internet Explorer into a modified Hotmail home page.  But all the firmware (hardware) and apps are Apple.  The ideal manufacturer of this device, more a radio device than a computer, would be Sony, Icom, Yaesu, Alinco, or Kenwood.  What a collaboration!  The US company Ten-Tech could also make it.

New web idea, based upon radio engineering, which would permit faster downloads and data transfer on a dial-up line than is currently possible on cable.  How come nobody thought of it?  Uses FSK and DTMF technology, both very old but never used together.  If the signals were simultaneous, going all the way from CTCSS to RF, that would permit the transmission of high-definition fast-scan television over a telephone line!  What would that do to the computer business?  To the cellular computer transmission business?  To the cable TV business?  Need definitions for those radio terms?  Visit the American Radio Relay League, at www.ARRL.org.

I'm not releasing details on page "i" (internet ideas) until I secure patent rights.  Too many ideas of mine never paid me a penny.

New material on the Homeless Page, www.nz9f.com/H. I chew out The Black, which has a sticker calling homeless people "bums".

Friday, June 25, 2010

I've been removed from consideration from participation in alien communications technology, as someone who may prove to be violent in thoughts on rare occasions, and tending to share secrets when not authorized to do so.  I get re-evaluated in a few years.

I asked for help with the Gulf oil spill, and was told that oil revenue greed may someday be the end of "you apes".  They might help.  New article for the San Diego Union-Tribune, about the Mexican elections and drug cartels, and I'll share it with you as soon as they reject it for telling too much truth.  I can't print it right now, while they decide that they don't want it.  Once they don't take it, I'll put it on page M, the Media Page.  And, if they print it censored, you'll have the uncensored version there, with words censored in red.  What the news media censors out of the news is the most interesting news of all!  I wouldn't know that, but my uncle Ray Engelhart operated a television station in Milwaukee, WITI-TV6.  He let me compare stuff as it came in, versus how it went out over the air.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Much thanks to the University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee Alumni Association magazine, UWM Today, for publicizing my research into Autism and Attention Deficit Disorder.  Some people think I'm  merely nuts, but the support of major universities disproves that.  Installing a new page today, dealing with major diseases that I may have a cure or treatment for.  I do have credentials in related fields.  The new page, www.nz9f.com/X.

Sunday, June 27, 2010  New today:  First time in my life that I was ever credited with an idea of mine.  Revisions of Chapter 28, in order to publish it as medical research proposing a cure for Autism.  Not on the web yet.  "Man living on sidewalk earns Nobel Prize"?  New Page X, http://nz9f.com/X dealing with inquiries into the cures that I propose.

Web link to my article:  http://www4.uwm.edu/news/publications/uwm_today/upload/UWM_TODAY_spring10.pdf  

Monday, June 28, 2010  New Page M today http://nz9f.com/M about President Obama's first year and a half in office.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Huge backlog of material.  Getting over memory damage caused by a common cold this past week.  If I didn't have Alzheimer's I'd not realize that rhinoviruses damage memory.

Went to the grocery, and they're selling bottled water imported from Mexico.  That's because the Tijuana water is far superior to the San Diego water.  I'd buy some to wash my car, but it was repossessed.  San Diego has been record-cold (all-time records) and we've all been freezing our nuggets off.  So, whatever Al Gore did to fix the climate machine and save us from Global Warming must have worked.  A Nobel Prize for science?  How about a Pulitzer Prize for fiction?  Global Warming is when your hands are really cold at a football game, and you warm them up on your girlfriend's globes.

I was challenged the other day by an intellectual, which is rare, but welcomed.  My knowledge of ADD and Autism is strictly via introspection:  Neither existed as a diagnosis when I went to college.  I do propose treatments for ADD, Autism, and Alzheimers, and am developing Page X to deal with that.  My insights and treatments are unique.  Research itself is not my department.  I will merely point out the way. 

Regarding the cessation of meals in Tijuana, well, it'll have to be up to people richer than I am.  The problem has been that wealthy people have been such assholes!  They want food recipients to beg, speak, roll over, play dead, and fetch.  Bite me, and I bite back.

Regarding religion, medicine, and even the web, I'm the Tabla Raza:  I wish no input from book-learning of what is supposed to be true contaminating that which I know to be true.  It's the very essence of what ADD and Autism is.  I get into it in Chapter 1 of my book.  I consider my unusual perspective on things more advantageous than disadvantageous. 

I'm a bit miffed about not being taken seriously, but there is a lot of reason behind what I'm doing.  My reason for talking about UFO's is that I also talk about Eucharistics, and I need to give the religious leaders a reason to encourage that I be dismissed as a lunatic.  At the same time, I also need to prove that I'm for real, and that is why I have such sections as "Bite Me!" humor, and the chapter on Holiday Greetings.  I force the reader to take me seriously.

A word for SETI:  Nobody wants to communicate with a "culture" of warlike primitive apes who accidentally developed science.  They will all be gone in a few years, leaving no impact upon anything, except for radioactive scars on a rare "usable" planet.  Encrypt your signal with the signature of human DNA, use a carrier wave (plain AM) of 3 to 30 hertz (ELF) and the earth's iron core will reflect your transmission.  Radio waves of this type go faster than c.  Your transmitter must be capable of handling the intricate details of a radio signal that is infinite in bandwith, and needs to go out intact, despite being tetrinary as opposed to binary.  DNA is A, C, G, and T.  By the way, that's a distress signal, so ask for help with the Gulf oil spill.

Coming attractions: I'm going to evaluate various e-mail providers.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

New editorial today on the homeless page, www.nz9f.com/H 

Survival has meant finding people who believe in me, as opposed to believing me.  Same difference as loving someone versus being in love.  I once described myself (John Schlitz) as being somewhere between a super-genius and a fruitcake.  Much of my nuttiness is actually tongue-in-cheek.  My book is currently being edited.  Gnostic content will be reduced via re-wording and the use of code words.  Moses did that, using phrases like "Forbidden Fruit" (see page Q, the Questions Page, www.nz9f.com/Q.  Wrote a speech for Obama that will possibly result in the Democrats winning seats in Congress.  I wish to thank God for His (Holy) ghost-writing, no pun intended.  Tried to buy coffee at McDonald's this AM, but a Senior Citizen Coffee is 74 cents, and my bank account debit card only had 73 cents in it.  I tried to substitute in a nickel in cash (all of my cash money) but they don't have a computer application for that.  So, I couldn't get coffee, and went to the Salvation Army for some.  Got lied to by a Border Agent, too, but we'll get to that.  Past several days: 

Censored Information Exposed Here:

Mexican Elections and Drug Cartels, Continued.‏

From:	John Kitchin (nz9f@hotmail.com)
Sent:	Sat 6/26/10 12:04 PM
To:	gwgray@wm.edu; opinion@uniontrib.com

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Republican Party won the elections in Tijuana, despite the exit polls suggesting they got 9% of the vote.  Many people I know said that if they voted at all, their landlord would evict them, and their boss would fire them.   Adding photos to this site, plus a new San Diego Tourism Webpage.

Monday, July 5, 2010

New web page has a page number.  The San Diego Tourism Page is now atwww.nz9f.com/SD.  Great to get a good keyboard today. 

I studied steno and can go 45 WPM, or maybe 70 on a good day.  New web idea on Page i (Internet), www.nz9f.com/i.

Tuesday and Wednesday, July 6 and 7, 2010  EXTRA:  Huge computer virus and bogging (slowness) problems, the data-stream to NSA, CIA, and the rest of that alphabet soup causing huge data-entry problems.  Get better tech, guys!  If I were a terrorist, half this country would not exist at this time.  Cannot continue, and still have much data to enter.  Too slow, at the fastest internet speed in the world.

Apologies that I accidentally had a web-link to a porn site on one of my pages.  It was an accident.  I don't use them.  Typographical error.  Will be updating the Homeless Rescue Page at www.nz9f.com/H, but must first find a computer that works, in order to do so.   I will also install my Home Page diary, below, when I can find a working computer.  Attended the town hall meeting in Ocean Beach last night,  and was threatened on the way home!  Caused me to miss the last bus, and spend the night at Old Town trolley, after having to walk there from OB.  No blankets, nothing. 

Thursday, July 8, 2010

New Internet idea in Social Networking, more bold and modern than Facebook, on page i, Internet Page, www.nz9f.com/i.  Extra Edition:  Editorial today critical of San Diego's other info site, 211, on Media Page, www.nz9f.com/M.

Finally, delayed by 3 nonworking computers, camera problems, web shutdowns, spam, and a physical attack on me personally, I can give the minutes of what happened at the Ocean Beach town hall meeting dealing with Homeless Intolerance.  The meeting was packed, with 200 people divided up into groups of 15 or so per group.  A sheet was passed out, written by Kathryn Rhodes and Conrad Hartsell, indicating that California state law makes city governments responsible for finding everyone housing, and county governments responsible for food and medical care. 

Rhodes’ paper says there are 4,000 homeless, but the San Diego Grand Jury found 7,000, and the Census many more than that.  I’ve been in the secret camps, and also observed sex-housing (prostitution in lieu of rent) and slavery-housing (domestic servitude in lieu of rent), so my estimate is 200,00 homeless, effectively.  Most do not admit being homeless.  The San Diego Union-Tribune, in an article that I criticized on the (RP) Republican Propaganda page, said we had 500 homeless.

The article by Rhodes also suggests forming a JPA (Joint Powers Authority) to handle the homeless.  I agree, and so does the Grand Jury Report.  I suggested using SANDAG, as it already exists, has offices, has staff, and has representatives from all the government units locally.  It would now take on the issue of housing for the poor and unemployed, in addition to its duties as coordinator of public transportation.  Rhodes also says the CCDC (Center City Development Corp.) plan to end homelessness has failed.  Obviously.

My disagreements with the report are that the Midway Post Office should be used for housing, and that’s a mistake due to infrastructure problems, particularly transportation issues.  Too far from the trolley.  We gotta eat.  I suggest locations near 3^rd and C or 5^th and C, with access to the trolley and also the buses on Broadway.  City Hall would be perfect, if they ever get around to building a new one.  Can San Diego get federal funding for a new City Hall, if we convert our old City Hall to a low-income housing project for those currently homeless? 

Another good choice would be the old Pep Boys building on 11^th and Market, or the California Theatre, next door to City Hall, on 3^rd and C.  Remember that over half of the homeless are handicapped!  We get to meal programs by trolley, and walking one extra block using your cane or walker is difficult.  Neal Good Center is too far from any trolley stop, but maybe a new stop could be added at 17^th and Commercial, 2 blocks south of the center.  This has the added advantage of separating the Petco Park baseball transit patrons, at 12^th and Imperial, from the homeless.  That’s a win-win for everybody. 

The Rhodes paper criticized the City from taking money away from Alpha Project, Neil Day, and same is a valid criticism.  Neil Day and Father Joe’s Villages (St. Vincent de Paul) are the foundation, and the dominoes holding up the framework of homeless rescue here.  Without these 2 essential services, there would probably be rioting, and people walking their dogs thrown thru plate glass windows.  Not good for tourism, community, condo sales, etc.  Those two are critical programs.  If you need cuts, I’ve seen no reason to fund the San Diego Rescue Mission, nor God’s Extended Hands.

The paper continues that the City is funding Real Estate Developers with federal money intended for the homeless.  Well, San Diego City and County having the most corrupt governments in the nation is just something we need to fix, right?  Rhodes favors the World Trade Center Homeless Reservation, which we view as a Homeless Prison, but I don’t like it, for financial reasons.  $32 million will buy 64 $500,000 homes in La Jolla or Alpine, so how does that compare to a couple of hundred bed-spaces?  Let’s put 3 or 4 homeless each into luxury suburban homes with pools, at the same price!  PATH is a scheme to hose the taxpayers and get rich by doing so.  Sort of like George W. Bush’s Iraq War.  Is PATH part of LDS?  I’m just smelling the politics of it, that’s all.

I agree with the entire Rhodes paper, except the location issues.  Even reworking the entire public transportation system will never resolve these issues!  I want the homeless to have a veto over any location proposed, and we cannot be forced to live on Reservations.  Bad enough that anyone who applies for help is listed in the Fingerprint Terrorist Database.  I write about that elsewhere. 

Kathryn Rhodes can be contacted at:  Rhodes@laplayaheritage.com

John Kitchin reporting.

Friday, July 9, 2010

New "Assembly Pages" will compile all information about a single topic, so you do not have to hunt all over this site for it.  The first one, containing things from 8 different web-pages, will be on Homeless Solutions in San Diego.  The index for the Assembly Pages will be www.nz9f.com/AP (Assembly Pages).

I formed a new Political Party last night, and more information and a new editorial can be found at www.nz9f.com/vogue.   Vogue criticizes not only the Jackasses, but the Dumbos (elephants) as well.  Walt Disney would be proud.

Editorial on San Diego 211, a competing Public Service website, page M.

Today's diary, blog, and humor are on the Vogue Page, www.nz9f.com/vogue.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

News, from bad to good:  Republican Union-Tribune newspapers are a dollar each in Mexico, but I coughed up the extra cash to read one while waiting 2 hours in the border line today.  Free copies of the Spanish version, Enlace, were being given away, and there were a few takers, but not many.  Many Mexicans consider that paper to be an amusement, and read it to laugh at the editorials.  Too intelligent to believe the propaganda. 

The trash bin 75 feet past the give-away point was full to overflowing with copies of that paper, and another trashcan, 150 feet farther down the line, was buried 3 feet deep in copies of Enlace.  A man was collecting newspapers, and I asked him what the recycling payment rate was in Tijuana.  He told me they were for his dog kennel.  He raises puppies.  Another useful product from the Republican Union-Tribune.

Frustrated with life, progress, and all that, I actually contemplated suicide last night.  Conclusion:  Can't do that at least until I have enough brilliance on-line that the stupid apes we call "society" realize what they missed.  They don't want to know, of course, and will cover it all up.  Got some new downloads from a "higher power" to help, and I am now operating at the speed of a Cray.

Better news:  Immediate effect of better mental processing is that I finally identified the perpetrator who, back in 1982 thru 1984, had me unjustly convicted of 5 felonies, knowing that I was not guilty, and sent to prison, causing me to lose a million-dollar business.  It took cooperation from a crooked DA, the Latter-Day-"Saints", the Jews, CourtWatch, the news media, crooked lawyers and psychiatrists, and even a corrupt Better Business Bureau.  I am about to charge the United States Republican Political Party with multiple counts of intentional Felony Obstruction of Justice.  No Statute of Limitations on cases involving gnosis.

Great news:  Arranging a partnership with Google to develop a new Social Networking Site, to compete with Facebook.  A few details, leaving 99% out, are on this website on the Internet Page (i), www.nz9f.com/i.

Sunday, July 11, 2010  New on the Republican Propaganda Page, www.nz9f.com/RP.  Great stuff!  New San Diego tourism page, too, at www.nz9f.com/SD.  3 new Bite Me humor installments today, and a bunch of photos on the San Diego tourism page.  Humor:  www.nz9f.com/bite_me .

Monday, July 12, 2010

Hilarious new joke on "Bite Me" page, www.nz9f.com/bite_me; Minutes of the Homeless Action Team on Homeless Page, www.nz9f.com/H.

Tues and Wed, July 13 and 14, 2010  Page H today, the City Council Housing Committee, www.nz9f.com/H.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Border guy asked me if I was living the dream.  Had an air conditioning customer call me today, and I got to avoid a one-hour explanation by having him go to my website.  Air Conditioning is www.nz9f.com/A.  Updates to the index, but more work needed.  Will add an alphabetic one.  New organization in the process of forming, HIP, Homeless Intellectuals Program, at www.nz9f.com/HIP.   Perhaps they can call us...hippies?

Friday, July 16, 2010  Bonus:  RP Republican Propaganda editorial reply today, www.nz9f.com/RP.   Coming soon:  "Voters Oppose Tax Increases", Page M, and "Long Ago I Used to Hack AT&T".  That last one is misleading, because I was on their side, helping to bust hackers, as an undercover cop.

New mailbox for the HIP (Homeless Intellectuals Program) of VOGUE, the newest political party.  It is voguehip@hotmail.com.  Meetings on the web.  New Bite Me! humor is being prepared lampooning the LDS (Mormons or Latter-Day Saints) and broadcast humor, too.  First 2 jokes today.

Saturday, July 17, 2010  Bonus:  2 more homeless solutions on the Homeless Assembly Page, www.nz9f.com/homeless, below the lead story.

Editorial on the Republican Propaganda Page, www.nz9f.com/RP. Also, if I get it typed in, more Bite Me! humor on broadcasting and Latter-Day Saints.  www.nz9f.com/bite_me   Also contains right-column material on the "god of money".  Editorial on M  www.nz9f.com/M, the Media Page, and Home-blog here on hacking Ma Bell.  New photos and help group on the help page, and new photo on Page B, www.nz9f.com/B. I will not be able to get this all in today, as I do not have enuf computer time.

Prayed to God complaining of not enough spiritual resources, and got the answer, "What part of the word Bishop do you not understand?"  Okay. 

Hacking Bell Telephone as the Phone Freek John Schlitz:

I gotta be careful, as I'm running just over 140,000 hits a month, less than 1% of them on this USA website.  The remote sites, including 2 in China and one in Australia, are preferable to logging on here, because NSA listing often causes frequent users to lose their jobs or become evicted from their housing.  In some cases, you can get included in a terrorism data-base.  The crime of being a Democrat, I suppose!  I condemn violence, and suggest inexpensive peaceful solutions.  Does that make me a terrorist?  The Chinese sites are in Chinese and Mandarin; the Aussie site is in English.  Can't give you the addresses.  Shop around.

Back to Yahoo-Bell:  Long ago I really did hack AT&T.  I wrote for 2 underground newspapers in Madison, Wisconsin, one called "Off The Pigs!" and the other "Take Over!"  A "pig", by the way, is a corrupt cop or government employee.  Not corrupt = not a pig.  I did Ma Bell a favor as the notorious Milwaukee Telephone Freek John Schlitz:  When the newspaper decided to publish all the computer access codes, I made sure that they published the wrong ones.  Not only that, I arranged it so that anybody who hacked Bell would be caught.  I was working as a police detective, and it is in my bio, www.nz9f.com/R.

Ex-hippies in Milwaukee are going to be stunned, because I never told anybody.  My entire career as detective, I wore long hair, a beard, a dirty t-shirt, usually with holes in it, and tennis shoes.  The idea was that there was no possible way that this guy could be a cop!  I ended up having to do a small amount of hacking myself, in order to be believed.  I once wired all the pay phones in Milwaukee to make free calls, if you knew what passcode to dial.  I had bigger fish to fry, as these guys were trying to attack longlines.

The only phone that was free for everybody was the one in Joynt Venture, the biggest headshop on Brady Street.  I wired it to work for free, because the DEA had it under constant wiretap.  I wasn't DEA, but we worked together.  Whoever in LDS decided to send me to prison for the length of my hair, well, you need to get stabbed with a cooked organic carrot.  I expect the Mormons to scream about having to give me my $310 million in extremely fair damages.  Will that happen?  Let me force it to.  How?  There are several ways to do that, and without any extortion nor illegality.  God will tell you.

Sunday, July 18, 2010  My Day Off.  Visiting the San Diego Museums in Balboa Park.  My e-mails and photos were opened, unauthorized, as I visited the UFO exhibit.  Somebody may have thought they were real UFO photos!  See bottom of home page, left.  Will try to put clips of the comedy "Orgasmo" on-line, the story of a Mormon missionary who becomes a porn star.  Adult comic book, hilarious action-hero who stuns people with a vibrator.  In honor of Comi-Con.  Politics rates it NC-17, but I rate the movie PG-13.  It's not porn.  Social Networking page, www.nz9f.com/my_photo has a picture of the hottie I went to the $300 dinner with, and John Schlitz at a local library.www.nz9f.com/my_photo has a picture of the hottie I went to the $300 dinner with, and John Schlitz at a local library.www.nz9f.com/my_photo has a picture of the hottie I went to the $300 dinner with, and John Schlitz at a local library.www.nz9f.com/my_photo has a picture of the hottie I went to the $300 dinner with, and John Schlitz at a local library.

Monday, July 19, 2010

New today:  I added the headline "Aliens Land in San Diego to Attend Comi-Con!" and some photos on the San Diego Tourism Page, www.nz9f.com/SD. I actually got angry yesterday, which is very rare, because of being hacked.  And, being hacked by a major institution of the internet.  I also ended up putting a camera on-line to pay my cellular bill.  A digital camera.  Not a web-phone!  Internet Explorer came up in the viewfinder.  What's next, e-mail on my wristwatch?  We have the tech, receive only.  I will be adding to my "Social Networking For Yourself and Friends" at www.nz9f.com/my_photo.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

One of the intellectual think-tanks at SDSU (that's San Diego State University, for those of you in Bejing reading this in Cantonese or Mandarin) honored me, and I thank them for that.  It was for my accomplishments in Philosophy, Chapter 4 of my book, or www.nz9f.com/philosophy.   New article today in the Media Page, M, called "Inside the DNC", an inside perspective on the Democratic National Committee.  New local news on the tourism page of San Diego, www.nz9f.com/SD, regarding the Space Invasion of visitors to Comi-Con, the International Comic Book Convention!  And remember, Del Mar horse race season starts tomorrow!  John Schlitz will be attempting to use his prophecy abilities as a Gnostic Visionary to attempt to bet the Perfecta, a two-dollar bet specifying all winners of the day that results in a prize of up to $30,000.00.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010  Opening Day at Del Mar

Never bet on the horsies, but today may be different.  Unable to get a form at Caliente, but I'm ready to give the Perfecta a try (see yesterday, below).  Cute hottie wanted to date me, and I told her that back East that happens a lot, but out west here in the Mormon States of America, they don't tolerate 40-year age separations in couples.  She told me that's true, but does not apply to a Pagan Bishop.  Yup, she is right.  And, she must read me.  Dropped some marvelous photos of the new Klingon Trolley Stop, tourism page, www.nz9f.com/SD. (this was transferred to the Comic-Con Page. 

 Horse Season Opens at Del Mar!

At the Solana Beach Amtrak Station, San Diego's Elite transferred from Amtrak to London Double-Decker buses to go the rest of the way to the racetrack.  Every year, Opening Day at the Del Mar Racetrack is the premier San Diego "Who's Who" event in social networking.  As a journalist, I've been to everything, everywhere.  Most hot babes I've ever seen.

Thursday, July 22, 2010  First Day of Comic-Con       

No press pass (denied) but since everybody knows me, no problem!   I had full access to the event.

Took yesterday off to visit Opening Day at the Del Mar Racetrack.  Did no betting, but entered the Hat Contest.  Trying for "Most Outrageous Hat", I had a hat too outrageous to be considered, that lampooned the whole event.  Many in attendance thought I deserved the honorable mention "Most Photographed Hat", or even "Best Hat Found in a Trash Dumpster".  I did stand-up comedy, and even sang the parody Del Mar Thoroughbred parody song of "Where the Surf Meets the Turf", called, "Where the Herds meet the Turds".  Yes, I wrote it, and when I can get the Song Page working properly, I'll sing it for you.  It's an audio humor "Bite Me".  Del Mar News is covered on the San Diego Tourism Page, www.nz9f.com/SD.

Friday, July 23, 2010  3 new Bite Me! jokes & Homeless solution, page www.nz9f.com/homeless.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Editorial on Comic-Con, Media Page, www.nz9f.com/M, and Publishing Page (P), now becomes "Payment" Page, for whatever you want to buy, outside of the Thrift Store, Air Conditioning, and certain other specialties.  Currently have 6 pages censored out by ME.  SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS SITE!

Continued on Blog Page and its archives:  www.NZ9F.com/Home/Blog